THE MESDAMES 2025 YEAR END BOOK REVIEW

Happy Holidays, Dear Readers!

Winter has arrived, and the Holidays are just around the corner. Books make great gifts. What’s more wonderful than snuggling up to a book or story by the fabulous Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem?

Whether you love cozy crime, thrillers, historicals, whodunnits, noir, Sherlockania, romance or speculative fiction, we have something here for you. And as a special treat, true crime and a ground-breaking memoir.

Enjoy, have the best holiday ever and we wish you the best for 2026!

The New Year will be exciting for the Mesdames and Messieurs. Stand by for the cover reveal of our seventh anthology, The Power of 13. And more terrific news about our upcoming book and story publications and author events in 2026.

THE MESDAMES ANTHOLOGIES CELEBRATING CRIME FICTION!

NUMBER 6, OUR LATEST!
Derringer Finalist for Best Anthology
Featuring Therese Greenwood’s CWC Award Winner!
Spirits, mostly evil!
Music, mayhem and murder!
Cathy Astolfo’s CWC Award Winner!
Our Take on Father Time!
Our very first book!

FABULOUS NEW MYSTERIES AND THRILLERS!

Whodunnit set in the roaring 1920s
Noir thriller where no one can be trusted
Riversong crime fiction by Rosemary McCracken
The 5th Pat Tierney, financial analyst mystery
The 3rd book in the Dr. Hope Sze Deadly Sins mysteries

CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED NON-FICTION!

Critically acclaimed memoir of Chief Robert Cree, written with Therese Greenwood
Fascinating history of breakouts from Canadian prisons

TERRIFIC RECENT CRIME FICTION RELEASES!

Salty tales from an uncompromising Irish dame! CWC Finalist for “Farmer Knudson”
Critically acclaimed historical YA mystery
CWC Award finalist for Best YA Mystery

Mayhem in Magazines!

“The Sailing of the Serpent Goddess” by Melissa Yi
“The Lost Diner” by M. H. Callway

Amazing Anthologies!

“King Larp” by Jayne Barnard
Too Close to the Edge” by Rosalind Place
Winner of Derringer for Best Anthology and contains “The Mob, the Model and the College Reunion” by Melodie Campbell
The Watching Game” by Lisa De Nikolits
“Number One: Enduring Across Time” by Madona Skaff
Evil Ex, Silly Whys and the Hole of Doom” by Melissa Yi
“The Rama Cabin” by Jane Petersen Burfield
“Silence Is Platinum” by Madona Skaff
“Polly Wants a Freaking Cracker” by Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Pressure Point” by Madona Skaff and “Cold Shoulder” by Melissa Yi
A Sherlockian poem by Kevin Thornton
“Time to Fly” by Lisa de Nikolits
Poems by Melissa Yi
“The Nice Capades” by Melissa Yi
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“In the Interest of Transparency” by Lisa de Nikolits and “Delicate Creatures” by Melissa Yuan-Innes (Melissa Yi)

COZY HOCKEY ROMANCE SERIES

All by Melissa Yi!

Icing Down
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Mesdames on the Move, December 2025

Snowy Cat

New publications, book readings, presentations, CWC Award submissions and Bony Blithe is gearing up for May. December looks to be a busy and festive time for our Mesdames and Monsieurs. We hope you can join us!

CONGRATULATIONS

The pub launch and book sale for Riversong, Mme Rosemary McCracken’s fifth book in her popular Pat Tierney series, will take place at Stout Irish Pub, 221 Carlton Street, Toronto, on Thursday, December 11, at 6:30. p.m. Arrive around 6:00 p.m. if you want a seat.

Riversong eBook : McCracken, Rosemary: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Author Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits
Navigate
Navigate anthology
Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

Mmes Lisa de Nikolits and Melissa Yuan-Innes (Melissa Yi) have stories in Navigate, a new anthology of mysterious tales by Windtree Press. The stories are inspired by the boundaries of imagination.

Lisa’s story is titled “In the Interest of Transparency,” and Melissa‘s story is titled “Delicate Creatures”.

READINGS AND PRESENTATIONS

Mme Lisa De Nikolits will be reading with crime fiction authors, Giles Blunt and Rod Carley, at the Junction Reads Season 2025 to 2026. The readings will take place on Sunday, December 7th, at Type Books Junction, 2887 Dundas Street West, Toronto. This is a hybrid event. Readers and fans may attend in person at Type Books or via Zoom.

Jayne Barnard

Mme Jayne Barnard gave a joint crime-writing presentation on Zoom to Northern Ontario Writers Workshop and Sudbury Writers Guild on November 27th. It was her second  Zoom and third overall for this lively and widespread collection of writers.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Stand by for our annual Year-End Book Review soon! Books make great holiday presents.

DON’T MISS

Holiday Parties!!!

Thursday, December 4th, 6:30 pm, Crime Writers of Canada at Pauper’s Pub, 539 Bloor St. West, Toronto. CWC members and guests.

Tuesday, December 9th, 6 pm, Sisters in Crime Toronto, Hot House Café, 35 Church St., Toronto. SinC Toronto members and guests.

CWC AWARDS OF EXCELLENCE

The submission deadline for published works for the CWC Awards of Excellence is December 15th.

Bony Blithe Is Back for 2026

Bloody Words Mini-Con and Bony Blithe Award

We have a confirmed date and venue for the 2026 Bony Blithe mini-con: Friday, May 15, 2026, at The High Park Club, first floor (fully accessible). Unfortunately, this is the Friday of the Victoria Day long weekend, but it’s the only weekend we can get the first floor of the club.

We will start taking registrations in the new year. The cost will be $85 per person, with lunch and nibblies included as well as a full day of programming, a book dealer, and maybe some surprises.

So hold the date – Friday, May 15 – for a criminously fun day with our bony bonny girl.

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NEWS FLASH: New November Events!

The Toronto International Festival Authors salutes romance writing. On Saturday, November 22nd, 1 pm, Mme Lisa De Nikolits will be moderating the panel on YA Romance with authors, Jackie Khalilieh and M. K. Lobb.

The festival is taking place at the Yorkville Royal Sonesta Hotel, 220 Bloor Street West, Toronto.

Lisa De Nikolits
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NEWS FLASH: Great Recognition for The Many Names of Robert Cree

Terrific news! The Many Names of Robert Cree which Therese Greenwood wrote with her friend, Elder Robert Cree, is getting great recognition, including high praise from Publisher’s Weekly.

On Monday, November 17th, 6 to 9 pm, celebrated actor, Lorne Cardinal, who narrates the audiobook, will lead an onstage Q & A about Elder Robert’s book. The event takes place at The Wood Buffalo Regional Library, Fort McMurray.

FORT McMURRAY HONOURS ELDER FOR NATIONAL BOOK RELEASE

Elder Robert Cree to be recognized at community book launch with special guest Lorne Cardinal

FORT McMURRAY, Alta., November 10, 2025 — The Regional Municipality of Wood Buffalo and the Wood Buffalo Regional Library are hosting a celebration of respected Elder Robert Cree to mark the national release of his memoir, The Many Names of Robert Cree.

Published by ECW Press and released across Canada, the book is Elder Robert’s first-person account of survival in a brutally racist residential school system designed to erase traditional Indigenous culture, language, and knowledge. It is also the story of an epic life of struggle and healing, as Elder Robert becomes Chief of his First Nation and takes the wisdom of his ancestors and a message of reconciliation to the halls of government and to industry boardrooms.

Publishers Weekly, the leading North American publication for the book industry, has praised the book: “Cree charts his path from a horrific childhood to a fulfilling life in this moving debut. [His] optimism rings true, even as his blunt account of state-sanctioned abuse haunts. The result is an affecting, hard-won testament to the power of perseverance.” 

Celebrated actor Lorne Cardinal narrates the audiobook version, available on platforms across North America. Cardinal will be in Fort McMurray to lead an onstage Q&A about Elder Robert’s book.

The event takes place Monday, Nov. 17, 2025, from 6 to 9 p.m. at The Wood Buffalo Regional Library, 1 C.A. Knight Way, MacDonald Island Park, Lower Level, Fort McMurray. The evening also includes drummers, dancers, books sales and autographs. Come for the full event or drop in any time, no ticket necessary.

The event is part of Time To Read, a literacy program sponsored by the city and library, and supported by Suncor.

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Mesdames on the Move, November 2025

cat playing in autumn leaves

Dear Readers,

We’ve got a title for our 7th anthology and more good news about another Merry Widow book and Burlington Litfest, a TIFA panel and Lisa de Nikolits’, Rosemary McCracken and M. H. Callway‘s new Editing Course.

ANTHOLOGY #7

The title of our new anthology is – ta-da! – THE POWER OF 13.  Featuring stories by 20+ Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem on the themes of luck (good and disastrous), fate, karma, risk and risk taking, gambling and games of chance…all of course, leading to mischief if not murder. Cover to be revealed in 2026.

PUBLICATIONS

Melodie Campbell
Melodie Campbell

Mme Melodie Campbell’s new book in the Merry Widow murder mystery series, The Pharaoh’s Curse Murders, will be released on April 11, 2026.

 Lady Lucy Revelstoke and her maid, Elf, are voyaging to Egypt when they encounter two rival teams of archeologistsand murder. 

 It’s now available for pre-order on Amazon. The Pharaoh’s Curse Murders: Campbell, Melodie: 9781770868274: Books – Amazon.ca

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Author Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

On Sunday, November 2nd, 12:30 pm, Toronto International Festival of Authors, Mme Lisa De Nikolits will be moderating a panel discussion on the power of storytelling with Pulitzer prize finalist, Adam Haslett and four-time Giller nominee, Shani Mootoo. The event takes place at Alumni Hall, Victoria College, University of Toronto, 91 Charles Street West.

“An illuminating talk on the power of storytelling to confront memory, reshape identity, and test the familial bonds that define who we are. In his latest novel, Mothers and Sons, Haslett follows Peter, a solitary immigration lawyer, and his estranged mother as a young asylum case forces them to revisit the traumatic secret that divided them. Mootoos innovative work of autofiction, Starry Starry Night, tenderly chronicles young Anjus coming-of-age in 1960s Trinidad amid family tensions and colonial change.”

Opening Event for Burlington Litfest!

Melodie Campbell
Melodie Campbell

Make Your Prose Sing

Make Your Prose Sing: A First Course in Editing with the Mesdames of Mayhem. On Saturday, November 8th, 1 to 3 p.m.,  Mmes Lisa De Nikolits, Rosemary McCracken and M. H. Callway will be giving this engaging and practical workshop for emerging writers at Maria Shchuka Branch, Toronto Public Library, 1745 Eglinton Avenue West. On this visit, they’ll deliver the basics of crafting and self-editing novels and stories. According to the library, “This workshop is perfect for aspiring and emerging writers”.

Author Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken
M.H. Callway
M.H. Callway

Make Your Prose Sing: A First Course in Editing, with the Mesdames of Mayhem : Maria A. Shchuka : Program : Toronto Public Library

DON’T FORGET

Submit your short stories, novels, etc. to the CWC Awards of Excellence. Submissions close December 15th.

The Derringers have made a change in their submission rules. Authors can submit their short stories and votes for Best Anthology to the Short Mystery Fiction Society as of today, November 1st. Submissions close January 30, 2026.

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Mesdames on the Move, October 2025

Dear Readers,

Happy October

We’ve got plenty to offer in October, and it’s not just giving thanks to you for staying with us. We’ve got new books—novels, short stories and non-fiction, even some poetry to keep you reading. What’s more, we’ve got a special surprise: Our seventh anthology is in the works.

ANNOUNCING THE MESDAMES AND MESSIEURS OF MAYHEM’S SEVENTH ANTHOLOGY!

Announcing the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem’s SEVENTH anthology, mysteriously entitled “Number 7”, with the official title to be announced in November. Our theme for this collection is gambling, games of chance, bold or foolish risks, luck—good or dire—all of which stem from or lead to dark crime, especially murder….

With stories by Mesdames and Messieurs: Catherine Astolfo, Jayne Barnard, Jane Burfield, M. H. Callway, Melodie Campbell, Donna Carrick, Lisa De Nikolits, Cheryl Freedman, Therese Greenwood, Marilyn Kay, Blair Keetch, Rosemary McCracken, Cat Mills, Lynne Murphy, Ed Piwowarczyk, Rosalind Place, Lorna Poplak, Madona Skaff, Caro Soles, Kevin Thornton, Sylvia Warsh and Melissa Yi.

Stand by for our cover reveal. The publication date, September 2026, is in good time for Bouchercon to be held here in Canada, in Calgary, Alta, October 21 to 25th, 2026.

PUBLICATIONS

October is a duo debut for Mme Melissa Yi. Her third Hope Sze Seven Deadly Sins thriller, Killing Me Slothly, is now available.

I signed up for this neurology rotation to learn about Parkinson’s disease.

Instead, I could lose my mind.

A cult invades our emergency department and threatens to end the world today with their mythical leader, Cthulhu.

Fear grips me, even before my first patient says, I shot someone six times in the head. I didnt kill him.

I may not survive the second patient.

Help. Please.

Dr. Hope Sze

Killing Me Slothly: A gripping supernatural thriller with Lovecraft’s monster Cthulhu (Hope’s Seven Deadly Sins Book 3) eBook: Yi, Melissa, Yuan-Innes, Melissa: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Mme Melissa is also an Aurora award-winning poet and available this month is Cthulhu’s Cheerleader, 12 poems in the world of H.P. Lovecraft, one for every month of the year, featuring 9 pieces of original art by Glengarry artist Sara Leger,

10 poems that inspired the work, written by Shakespeare, A.A. Milne, Dorothy Parker, Langston Hughes, Emily Dickinson, Basho, and more.

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

And watch out for Mme Melissa’s Pride & Provocateur launching in the next week or two! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/melissayi/pride1?ref=1mdfbl

Mme Lisa de Nikolits will be launching her noir novel, Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon, at an event sponsored by Inanna Publications. The launch takes place on Wednesday, October 15th, 7 p.m. at the Supermarket Bar, 268 Augusta Avenue, Toronto.

Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon
Author Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

Ottawa’s Capital Crime Writers have published their anthology, A Capital Mystery, where Ottawa crime writers spin dastardly tales set in our nation’s capital. A Capital Mystery is available for pre-order, will be released on October 14th and features stories by Mmes Madona Skaff and Melissa Yi.

https://www.ottawapressandpublishing.com/

October 28th is the official launch date for The Many Names of Robert Cree: How a First Nations Chief Brought Ancient Wisdom to Big Business and Prosperity to His People, written by Elder Robert Cree with Mme Therese Greenwood and published by ECW Press. The book received a strong review in Publisher’s Weekly:

“Fort McMurray First Nation chief Cree charts his path from a horrific childhood to a fulfilling life in this moving debut.” 

“Cree’s optimism rings true (‘I want you to know… the joy of letting go of anger and bitterness’), even as his blunt account of state-sanctioned abuse haunts. The result is an affecting, hard-won testament to the power of perseverance.”

The book and audiobook narrated by celebrated Canadian actor Lorne Cardinal are available on Amazon, Indigo, Audible, and in bookstores and libraries.

Therese Greenwood-Lowres
Therese Greenwood

Mme Lorna Poplak’s new book, On the Lam (Dundurn Press) about successful – and not so successful- prison breaks, launches on Tuesday, October 21st at 7 p.m. at Mezes Event Space, 456 Danforth Avenue, Toronto. Please RSVP by October 10th. It is available for pre-order.

Fascinating stories of the age-old tug-of-war between prisons desperate to keep inmates inside and the escapees pursuing freedom. Along with probing the origins, structure, and failings of a collection of historic and contemporary correctional institutions, On the Lam brings into sharp focus the attempts of masterminds, tricksters, villains, and innocents to claw their way to freedom — sometimes successful, sometimes abortive, often deadly.

https://www.amazon.ca/Lam-Great-Not-Escapes-Prison/dp/1459754379

Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak
Riversong crime fiction by Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken

Riversong, Mme Rosemary McCrackens 5th Pat Tierney mystery, is now available in paperback, hardcover and as an e-book on Amazon, Kobo and Barnes & Noble. Those who pre-ordered eBooks will have received them on Sept. 30th.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

It’s a busy month for Mme M.H. Callway, who will be reading (virtually) on Wednesday, October 8th, 7 p.m. EDT at the Short Mystery Fiction Society Watercooler. Open to all members of SMFS. She will be reading from her new publication, “The Lost Diner”, which appeared in Issue 47 of Pulp Literature Magazine.

On Wednesday, October 22nd at 7 p.m., she will be in person, reading at Queer Noir at the Bar, at the Black Eagle, 1st Floor, Back Room, 457 Church Street, Toronto.

And on Tuesday, October 28th at 6:30 p.m., she will be reading at Drunk Fiction, hosted by author Emily Weedon, at The Caledonian Pub, 856 College Street, Toronto.

M.H. Callway
M.H. Callway
Lorna Poplak

Mme Lorna Poplak will be hosting Des Ryan’s Brews and Clues on Thursday, October 9th, 6:30 pm at the Stout Irish Pub, 221 Carleton Street, Toronto.

Melodie Campbell

On Sunday, October 19th at 2-3 p.m. Mme Melodie Campbell will be at the Burlington Public Library with Vicki Delaney, Maureen Jennings and Hannah Mary McKinnon, 2331 New Street, Burlington, to talk about the appeal of crime fiction, what it’s like to be part of the crime-writing community, and what goes into imagining and researching murder and mayhem before putting it on paper to shock and delight readers.

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NEWS FLASH: More September Mayhem!

For members of Crime Writers of Canada: you don’t want to miss Mme Melissa’s webinar on how to get the medicine right in your murder! As a special bonus, Melissa is giving a beginner’s intro to forensic pathology.

Dr. Melissa Yi could slice your throat and sew it back up again. Legally, because she’s an emergency doctor. She is the author of the Hope Sze medical crime series and the winner of the Derringer Award for Best Crime Story for her short story, “My Two Legs”. Her work spans many genres: crime, speculative fiction, romance, fantasy and even poetry!

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE, SEPTEMBER 2025

Cat in autumn leaves

Summer is fading, dear Readers, but this fall offers new books, short stories and, of course, Word on the Street.

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Mme Rosemary McCracken’s  Riversong, the newest instalment in the Pat Tierney Mystery Series, is here! The print edition is available now on Amazon, and the Kindle edition can be pre-ordered there as well and will be released Sept. 30. Riversong is published by Carrick Publishing. https://www.amazon.ca/Riversong-Rosemary-McCracken/dp/1772422231/ref=sr_1_1

Rosemary McCracken

MURDER GRABS THE HEADLINES AND PAT TIERNEY IS ON THE CASE!

Financial advisor Pat Tierney’s new client appears to live a charmed life. Monika Lentz is beautiful, wealthy, and enjoying a successful career as the star columnist at the Toronto World newspaper. When she confides that she is pregnant, Pat’s heart goes out to her, knowing that raising a child alone can be challenging. Soon after her meeting with Pat, Monika fails to make her newspaper column’s deadline. She is later found strangled in her bed.

Matt Ryder, a Toronto World police reporter, is devastated by the news of Monika’s murder. He and Pat set out to learn who took this vibrant woman’s life—and why.

Mme Lisa de Nikolits’ new novel, Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon, is now available for pre-order on Amazon:  Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon: de Nikolits, Lisa: Amazon.ca: Books

Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon
Lisa de Nikolits

Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon is a noir, darkly comedic caper set in current time but written as a 1950’s hard-boiled suspense thriller. The central plot is a series of age-old cons playing out in real time. The reader isn’t sure who to trust. Is our stylish heroine an unreliable narrator? One thing’s for sure, she’s got a backbone of steel. What about her sister? Is she a killer with a fondness for nose candy? And you don’t want to mess with the mob boss antagonist, Vincenzo Esposito, a gangster, whose love for a murder photographer finds its way into his business dealings. Greed drives the stakes higher and higher, complicated by sibling rivalry, doomed love affairs and unresolved parental cruelty.

The Capital Crimes team are bringing out A Capital Mystery, an anthology of crime stories set in our nation’s capital, Ottawa. The book features stories by two Mmes:  “Pressure Point” by Mme Madona Skaff and “Cold Shoulder” by Mme Melissa Yi.

Madona Skaff
Madona Skaff
Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

A Capital Mystery celebrates the magic, complexity and, above all, the mystery of Ottawa. Published by Ottawa Press and Publishing and edited by Mike Martin, the anthology will be available on October 15th at local bookstores across the city. The anthology is sponsored by Crime Writers of Canada and Capital Crime Writers. 

 For more information about the anthology: https://www.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=122136487748927255&id=61577817650494

Mme Melissa Yi has a story in the September / October issue of Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.  “The Sailing of the Serpent Goddess” features Melissa’s character, Merry Bennett, from Melissa’s updated version of Pride and Prejudice.

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

Mme Madona Skaff’s speculative fiction story, “Silence is Platinum”, was published in Outside In: Can Live With It. This anthology celebrates over 30 years of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and features 171 stories related to all 171 episodes of the show. Madona’s story is inspired by the episode, “The Muse”.

Madona Skaff
Madona Skaff

 ATB Publishing – non-fiction books about your favorite fictional worlds

Lorna Poplak

Mme Lorna Poplak was published in the Toronto Star on August 23rd. Her article explored whether Yonge Street or Queen Street is the quintessential Toronto strip!

DON’T MISS!

Word on the Street’s 36th Annual Festival is on at the David Pecault Square, Toronto, September 27th and 28th.

Join Mme Melodie Campbell, featured panelist, on Saturday, September 27th at 5:00 PM for The Grounding Power of Escapist Fiction.

Melodie Campbell
Melodie Campbell

ANNOUNCEMENTS

This February, Lorne Tepperman, Crime Writers of Canada’s Ontario rep, launched a newsletter for members where we share writing advice, book reviews and naturally, our book promotions! Many of the Mmes have been regular contributors for a while now including: Mmes Melodie Campbell, M. H. Callway, Rosemary McCracken, Lynne Murphy, Madona Skaff and Melissa Yi. If you’re a CWC member, be sure to sign up!

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NEWS FLASH: Upcoming August Events!

Record hot temperatures outside, Readers. The intrepid Mesdames are beating the heat with terrific events.

Read on!

FINGERS CROSSED FOR AWARDS AT KILLER NASHVILLE

Marilyn Kay



Congrats to Mme Marilyn Kay, whose unpublished manuscript is up for a Killer Nashville Claymore Award for Best Investigator Manuscript.

Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Congrats also to Mmes Sylvia Maultash Warsh and Melissa Yi. Sylvia‘s book, The Orphan, and Melissa‘s The Red Rock Killer are in contention for Killer Nashville’s Readers’ Choice Award. Voting ends on August 18th.

Melissa Yi

EVENTS

On Sunday, August 17th, Mme Melissa Yi will be at Readers Take Cornwall held at the Best Western Hotel, 1515 Vincent Massey Drive, Cornwall, Ontario, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. The event is now SOLD OUT!! Melissa will be presenting her latest novels in the Glengarry Guards hockey/figure skating romances!

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

Mme Lisa de Nikolits joins legendary crime writer, Giles Blunt, on Tuesday, August 26th at DRUNK FICTION. Lisa will be reading from her upcoming noir crime novel, Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon. She joins Giles, who has just launched his historical literary novel, Bad Juliet.

DRUNK FICTION is a continuing series of readings by acclaimed authors held monthly at the wonderful Caledonian Pub.

Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak
The Don Jail

On Monday, August 25, at 7:00 p.m. at TPL’s Pape/Danforth Branch, 701 Pape Ave., Mme Lorna Poplak presents her book, The Don: The Story of Toronto’s Infamous Jail, which investigates the origins and evolution of the Don Jail in Toronto from its inception in the mid-1800s to the present day.

This presentation includes information on what brought the author to write about the Don Jail, the narrative arc of the book, the characters that appear on its pages, an examination of some thorny issues, and what the author hopes people take away from the book.

This is a drop-in program. No registration required.

PUBLICATIONS

Pulp Literature Issue 47 is now available for purchase through the Magazines-Pulp Literature bookstore. Mme M. H. Callway‘s story, “The Lost Diner”, appears in this volume.

M.H. Callway
M.H. Callway

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MID-MONTH MAYHEM: Food and Royalty!

Mme. M. H. Callway Met the Queen!

Mme Mad

You might think public health is boring, but it’s anything but! At Disease Control, I was a real-life detective hunting down the sources of disease outbreaks and dangerous chemical exposures.

For several years, I also helped to ensure safe food handling for VIP visits to Ontario. I mean, what could be more embarrassing to Canada than giving food poisoning to the Royal Family or the Pope or the Aga Khan at a banquet in their honour? And, as the police officers on security told us, one of the most effective ways to knock out an army is to give the soldiers gastro-enteritis.

The visiting Royals always met and thanked operations and security staff personally – truly a class act. That’s how I met the late Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip – and have a framed photograph with them to show my grandchildren!

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NEWS FLASH! RECOGNITION FROM SILVER FALCHION AWARDS

SYLVIA WARSH
MELISSA YI

Huge congratulations are in order: Mmes Sylvia Warsh and Melissa Yi’s YA novels, The Orphan and The Red Rock Killer made it to the list of the Judges Best Picks for the Silver Falchion awards.

Here is how they describe the Judges Best Picks category:

These selections highlight manuscripts that our judges wished could have made the Finalists lists, but with limited finalist slots, intricate cuts must always be made. Despite the sheer number of entries this year, our dedicated judges went above and beyond once again. On their initiative, they submitted a list of titles they felt deserved extra recognition: manuscripts they felt should be on everyone’s reading list.”

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Mesdames on the Move: July and August 2025

July kitten

The summer months of July and August are a time for looking back on the first 6 months of 2025 and also looking forward to more stories and books, bigger ideas and more ways to share with you, dear Readers.

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

Mme Lisa De Nikolits’ noir novella, Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon (Inanna Press) will be available for purchase on Amazon. The official launch will take place on October 15, 2025. Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon: de Nikolits, Lisa: Amazon.ca: Books

Madeleine Harris Callway

Mme M. H. Callway’s story, “The Last Diner”, will be published on July 15th in Issue 47 of Pulp Literature Magazine. Stand by for the cover reveal and the links to purchase.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Mme Rosemary McCracken will be appearing at Bookapalooza 2025 in Minden, Ontario, on Saturday, July 12th.  She’ll be at her book table at the Minden Community Centre, 55 Parkside Street, Minden, Ont., from 10 a.m. until 4 p.m. Admission is FREE. Hope to see you there!

https://www.haliburtonarts.on.ca/bookapalooza

Crime Writers of Canada Interviews

Mmes Cathy Astolfo, Therese Greenwood and Melissa Yi were finalists for CWC awards this year.

Check out the links below to hear them interviewed by Erik D’Souza, social media and webinar coordinator for Crime Writers of Canada.

Auntie Beers cover
Catherine Astolfo
Catherine Astolfo

Mme Cathy Astolfo for ‘Farmer Knudson’ from Auntie Beers: A book of Connected Short Stories, Carrick Publishing

 Catherine Astolfo is nominated for The Best Crime Short Story

13th Letter
Therese Greenwood-Lowres
Therese Greenwood

Mme Therese Greenwood, winner of the CWC award for Best Short Story for ‘Hatcheck Bingo’, The 13th Letter, Carrick Publishing

 Therese Greenwood, Nominated for Best Crime Short Story

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi
The Red Rock Killer

Mme Melissa Yi for the ‘Longest Night of the Year’, Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine and The Red Rock Killer Melissa Yi, Nominated for Best Crime Short Story and Best Juvenile / YA Crime Book

Marilyn Kay

Mme Marilyn Kay’s manuscript, Love Thy Neighbor, is a finalist for Killer Nashville’s 2025 Claymore Award for Best first 50 pages of an unpublished manuscript, play, or screenplay in the Best Investigator (includes procedural, serious P.I., detective, and noir) category.

MOTIVE Update

Mme Melodie Campbell and Maureen Jennings discussed Murder, Mystery and Mistaken Identities.

Mme Lisa De Nikolits was moderator for Tea, Cake and Murder with authors Hannah Mary McKinnon and Eliza Reid.

The CWC book booth ran the entire conference thanks to the dedicated work of Mmes Rosemary McCracken, Lorna Poplak and Madona Skaff and more CWC members. Rosemary also took part in the CWC readings on Sunday June 30th.

Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken
Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak
Madona Skaff
Madona Skaff

DON’T MISS

Our July Mid-month Mayhem will feature surprising secrets shared by Mme M. H. Callway.

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MID-MONTH MAYHEM: Ballet, Shoes and The Heart of Darkness

Mme Jane Burfield met two of the world’s most infamous tyrants!

Mme Jane Burfield

People often ask, “Where do you get your ideas for your stories?”I get eager to write when two seemingly unrelated experiences, thoughts or ideas inexplicably to rub up against each other, especially if they’re humorous…or murderous. I often use my personal experiences in my stories.

In 1973, when I was 16, I had two experiences that exploded my mind and shyness. I was part of a ten day international YMCA conference in Uganda – and we were required to have dinner with notorious dictator, Idi Amin. (Learn the full details in our documentary, The Mesdames of Mayhem.) And in that same year, I had to dance in front of Imelda Marcos. Oh, and she did wear lovely shoes.

I had to perform the bamboo dance in front of her in the Philippines. If I hadn’t taken ballet for nine years as a very young child, I might have had two woefully bruised ankles and been hobbled for life. I might have developed a hesitancy to seek out new adventures. And that would have been terrible because adventure and risk lead to personal growth in life – and to a good crime story!

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE, JUNE 2025

May and June are super months for our Mesdames and Messieurs. We are celebrating Therese Greenwood’s win for her short story in our 13th Letter anthology. Cathy and Melissa were finalists. More publications are coming, including a workshop on publishing and Melodie, Lisa and Rosemary are involved with the 3-Day MOTIVE Festival.

CRIME WRITERS OF CANADA AWARDS ANNOUNCED!

Therese Greenwood-Lowres
Therese Greenwood

Huge congratulations to Mme Therese Greenwood!  Her wonderful tale, “Hatcheck Bingo” won the CWC award for Best Short Story. “Hatcheck Bingo” was published in our very own anthology, The 13th Letter!!

Here’s what the CWC website had to say:

“Hatcheck Bingo” is fresh and original with deeply Canadian historical roots. The post-WW1 period is effectively woven through the action. Our hat-check girls are clever and resourceful, moral if not entirely law-abiding. Underlying the effervescent Prohibition-era atmosphere are serious undercurrents invoking postwar PTSD, sex discrimination for jobs, and ruthless cross-border power struggles over lucrative booze trafficking routes. The jury specially commends the masterful use of these themes as essential drivers to the deliciously twisty crime story. Wit and humour sparkle to the last bubble, like the best smuggled champagne.”

And big congrats to Mmes Cathy Astolfo and Melissa Yi for their nominations!

Cathy Astolfo
Catherine Astolfo
Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

We also just learned that The 13th Letter beat out 250+ entries to be a finalist for the Derringer Best Anthology Award!

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Madeleine Harris Callway

Mme  M. H. Callways story, “The Lost Diner”, is scheduled to appear in the July Issue of Pulp Literature Magazine.https://pulpliterature.com/

Perfect for Pride month. Check out Mme Melissa Yi’s Pride & Provocateur, her queer Pride and Prejudice, with Lixie the glass dildo artist vs. Mr. D’Arcy the tech billionaire in Dildo, Newfoundand.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/melissayi/pride1?ref=1mdfbl

Melissa also has a Bookbub on June 14th. Stockholm Syndrome, will be free on all platforms June 14th. https://windtreepress.com/portfolio/stockholm-syndrome/ 

Stockholm Syndrome
Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

Stockholm Syndrome was selected as one of the best crime novels of the season by CBC Radio’s The Next Chapter’s Mystery Panel.

Two doctors. One killer. One woman in labour. A killer infiltrates the obstetrics ward of a Montreal hospital, taking one pregnant woman and one resident doctor hostage at gunpoint. Dr. Hope Sze struggles to deliver her patients baby with blood on the floor and death in the air. And when Dr. Tucker tries to rescue their tiny crew, only to end up hostage material alongside them, Hopes heart just might break, even before the kidnapper drills a bullet through her skull.”

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE

Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak
The Don Jail

Mme Lorna Poplak will present her book, The Don: The Story of Toronto’s Infamous Jail at the Toronto Public Library’s Don Mills branch at 7:00 p.m. on Wednesday, June 18, 2025. Topics will include what brought her to write the book, its characters, and an examination of some thorny issues. Register by calling the branch at (416) 395-5710.

As part of the Festival of Bizarre Toronto History, Lorna also appeared on a virtual panel with moderator Adam Bunch and fellow-author Ed Brown on June 3, where they explored the grisly history of the Don Jail. For more details about the festival and Lorna’s session, visit www.bizarretoronto.com/.

Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits
Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken

Mesdames Lisa De Nikolits, M.H. Callway and Rosemary McCracken will be presenting How to Get Published on Saturday, June 21st, 1 to 3 p.m. at Maria A. Shchuka Library, 1745 Eglinton Avenue West, Toronto.

Join them for a workshop about writing, editing and getting published. Participants will learn how to traverse the full landscape of writing, from story creation, to writing, to editing, to finding a publisher and staying published. They will also look at the necessary relationship between authors and the online experience, as well as the hurdles women face in the world of publishing versus that of men. Q and A to follow.

To register, please call Maria A. Shchuka Library at 416-394-1000.

If you identify as a person with a disability and require an accessibility accommodation to participate in this program, please contact Accessibility Services by email at accessibleservices@tpl.ca or voicemail, 416-393-7099, to make a request. Please contact us at least three weeks in advance.

MOTIVE CRIME FESTIVAL

MOTIVE Crime & Mystery Festival is back for another exciting weekend,  Friday, June 27th to Sunday, June 29th this time TIFA will be roaming the mysterious halls of Victoria College on the University of Toronto’s campus! With cosy crime, police procedural, psychological thriller and true crime taking the stage, the Festival will be a weekend of suspense, twists and turns as we uncover the secrets behind some of the world’s most gripping stories. Meet the masters of mystery over the long weekend with criminally good conversations, readings, book signings, workshops and more. https://festivalofauthors.ca/motive-2025/

Check out the Mesdames at the events below:

Murder, Mystery & Mistaken Identities: Melodie Campbell and Maureen Jennings

On Saturday, 28 June, 5 PM. – 6 PM murder has never been so moreish. Mme Melodie Campbell joins Maureen Jennings for Murder, Mystery & Mistaken Identities, moderated by Janet Smyth.

“From luxury liners to Torontos underbelly, two of Canadas finest mystery authors return to the MOTIVE stage to take us on journeys back into the past. With The Silent Film Star Murders, Melodie Campbells glamorous and gleeful high-seas mystery, theatrical rivalries, silver screen scandals and one extremely suspicious snake set the stage for murder. Lady Lucy Revelstoke and her quick-witted maid, Elf, return to investigate whos playing a deadly role aboard the Victoriana. In stormy 1930s Toronto, Murdoch Mysteries creator, Maureen JenningsP.I. Charlotte Frayne faces two crimes on opposite ends of the social ladder in March Roars. With wrongful arrests, hidden biases, and tangled personal histories, Charlottes pursuit of truth forces her to confront a justice system in crisis. Whether its champagne-fueled drama or razor-sharp noir, this event delivers the intrigue, wit, and social history that make classic mysteries feel brand new.”

A book signing will follow this event.

Tea, Cake & Murder: Fatal Friendships, Deadly Acts: Hannah Mary McKinnon and Eliza Reid

Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

On Saturday, June 28, 11:00 AM – 12 PM, start your day with tea, cake and murder as Lisa de Nikolits interviews Hannah Mary McKinnon about her book Only One Survives and Eliza Reid (former First Lady of Iceland) about her book, Death on the Island. Both are fabulous reads.

What happens when survival comes at the cost of those you love? Join bestselling thriller queen Hannah Mary McKinnon and former First Lady of Iceland and dazzling author, Eliza Reid as they pull back the curtain on two gripping tales of betrayal, ambition and murder. From a snowbound cabin with a doomed rock band in McKinnons Only One Survives to a deadly diplomatic dinner party on an isolated Icelandic island in Reids debut fiction Death on the Island, both authors explore the razor-thin line between loyalty and self-preservation when no one can leave, and everyone has a secret worth killing for. All served with tea, coffee and a slice of cake! “

A book signing will follow this event.

Crime Writers of Canada in Conversation

Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken

Mme Rosemary McCracken will be in the CWC Author Tent at MOTIVE Mystery & Crime Festival 2025 on Saturday, June 28 and on Sunday, June 29, 11 AM until 4 PM, at University of Toronto’s Victoria College, 73 Queen’s Park Crescent, Toronto.

From 4 to 5 PM on Sunday, June 29, Rosemary will join six Crime Writers of Canada outdoors on the Victoria College campus, where she will read from her new Pat Tierney mystery, Riversong, which will be out this year.

Mid-Month Mayhem

Our Mid-Month Mayhem spotlight for June will be on Mme Jane Burfield!

Jane Petersen Burfield
Jane Petersen Burfield
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NEWSFLASH: Mme Lorna Poplak Gives Two Talks!

Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak

Mme Lorna Poplak is delivering two illustrated talks to celebrate the historic Don Jail at Doors Open Toronto – after a 6-year break! The first presentation will take place at the Toronto Public Library’s North York Central Library at 6 pm on Wednesday, May 21, and the second at Riverdale Library at 1 pm on Saturday, May 24.

Watch the terrific promo video here.

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MID-MONTH MAYHEM!

Introducing our new mid-month feature, Mid-Month Mayhem, where the Mesdames and Messieurs share secrets about their lives that their readers could never guess.

And what better way to debut our new feature than to reveal secrets about our three CWC Award nominees, Catherine Astolfo, Therese Greenwood and Melissa Yi!

Mme Catherine Astolfo is a world traveller!

Catherine Astolfo

Cathy tells us: “On my tenth trip to Israel, assisting with pilgrimage groups, I stepped off the bus into a hole and broke my ankle. Part of the reason for falling over could have been my backpack full of beer. No, this does not have anything to do with the title of my recent novel, Auntie Beers.”

Cathy’s story, “Farmer Knudson”, one of the connected stories in Auntie Beers, is a finalist for the 2025 CWC Award for Best Short Story.

Mme Therese Greenwood escaped a wildfire!

Mme Therese Greenwood

Therese tells us: “I was alone with fifteen minutes to pack when escaping the Fort McMurray wildfire. After our house (and entire neighborhood) was destroyed, I wrote in What You Take With You about the “valuables” I grabbed on my way out the door: A rolling pin, a beekeeping book, a cat photograph, and a box of stuff that wasn’t worth fifty bucks. Turns out, almost everyone who fled Fort McMurray that day had a box of similarly random items.”

Therese’s story, “Hatcheck Bingo” from our very own anthology, The 13th Letter, is a finalist for the CWC Best Short Story Award.

Mme Melissa Yi can cut your throat – and get away with it!

Mme Melissa Yi

Melissa is an emergency room physician who can save your life by performing a necessary tracheotomy. How does she find the time to save lives, raise a family AND publish several works a year in a variety of genres from crime, speculative fiction, romance, poetry and YA? Maybe she’s a magician who bends time…

Melissa’s story, “The Longest Night of the Year”, published in EQMM, Nov/Dec 2024, is nominated for the CWC Best Short Story Award. AND her YA mystery, The Red Rock Killer, is short-listed for the CWC Best YA/Juvenile Novel Award!

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Newsflash: CWC Interview with Mme Melissa Yi!

Mme Melissa Yi is a finalist in two categories in the 2025 CWC Awards of Excellence. Her short story, “The Longest Night of the Year”, published in Ellery Queen Magazine, Nov/Dec Issue, 2024, is shortlisted for Best Short Story. Her YA novel, The Red Rock Killer, is a finalist for Best YA/Juvenile Crime Novel.

Erik D’Souza, CWC’s intrepid podcaster, interviews Mme Melissa Yi about her two CWC Award nominations here: https://crimewriterscanada.com/index.php/en/page/podcasts/permalink/melissa-yi-nominated-for-best-crime-short-story-and-best-juvenile-ya-crime-book

Other links to Melissa’s interview:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/168m44eKjk/

CWC website: Crime Writers of Canada – Podcasts on Crime Writing – Melissa Yi, Nominated for Best Crime Short Story and Best Juvenile / YA Crime Book

A direct link to the MP3: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/episodes/17127521-melissa-yi-nominated-for-best-crime-short-story-and-best-juvenile-ya-crime-book.mp3?download=true

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Mesdames on the Move, May 2025

Dear Readers,

May puppy and kitten

It’s finally spring, and the Mesdames have come roaring back from winter with events, such as the Bony Blithe Mini-Con, a Festival of Authors, a major book launch, more publications, an acclaimed documentary, and, even better, terrific recognition from our writing and film communities!

CONGRATULATIONS

Crime Writers of Canada logo

Mega congrats to three fellow Mesdames for being finalists on the 2025 CWC Awards of Excellence Short list. Huge congrats to  Mmes Catherine Astolfo, Therese Greenwood and Melissa Yi for their nominations for the CWC Award for Best Crime Short Story:

CRIME WRITERS OF CANADA FINALISTS

Catherine Astolfo

Mme Catherine’s short story, “Farmer Knudson”, from Auntie Beers: a Book of Connected Short Stories, Carrick Publishing, Auntie Beers: A book of connected short stories eBook: Astolfo, Catherine: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Therese Greenwood

Mme Therese’s story, “Hatcheck Bingo”, from our fabulous anthology, The 13th Letter, also by Carrick Publishing, The 13th Letter (Mesdames of Mayhem – crime story anthologies Book 6) eBook Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Melissa Yi

Mme Melissa’s story, “The Longest Night of the Year”, published by Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Issue November/December 2024 Get digital access to Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine – November/December 2024 issue | Magzter.com

The Red Rock Killer YA book

And more big congrats to Mme Melissa for her nomination for the CWC Award for Best Juvenile/YA Crime Book:

 Melissa Yi, The Red Rock Killer, Windtree Press The Red Rock Killer: Yi, Melissa, Yuan-Innes, Melissa: 9781998758227: Books – Amazon.ca

Congrats to Carrick Publishing for publishing winning authors AND sponsoring the CWC Award for Best Crime Novella.

 Fingers crossed for Thursday, May 29th, when the winners are announced!!

RECOGNITION FROM THE TORONTO STAR

Huge congratulations to Mme Melodie Campbell! Her latest novel, The Silent Film Star Murders, received a great review in the Toronto Star.

“Campbell does a good job recreating the kind of classic English puzzle mystery Agatha Christie excelled at, right down to the locked-room setting on board a cruise ship. Since this is the same setting as the previous book, some readers might cavil that the author is repeating herself, but her variation on a cozy whodunnit nevertheless sports a colourful cast of characters and a glitzy milieu with some well-placed commentary on class disparity and celebrity culture.

Melodie Campbell
Melodie Campbell
Silent Film Star Murders
Cat Mills

Congrats to Mme Cat Mills. She has been working on the TVO show, Unrigged, which has been nominated for a Canadian Screen Award. You may stream Unrigged on TVO and on YouTube. Trailer | Unrigged | TVO Original

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Book Launch! On Saturday, May 10, 1 p.m, Mme Melodie Campbell will be at A Different Drummer Books, 513 Locust Street, Burlington to introduce her latest crime novel, The Silent Film Star Murders. It’s a West GTA Double Launch with Vicki Delany and her new novel Shot Through the Book.

Appleby College Festival of Authors
Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

Join Mme Lisa de Nikolits at the Appleby College Festival of Authors to celebrate the incredible work of Canadian writers on Saturday. May 24th. The festival runs from 10:00 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. at Appleby College, 540 Lakeshore Road W, Oakville.

 Lisa will be hosting the Dark Ambitions panel 10:00 – 11:00 a.m. To find out more about the event, check out: https://www.appleby.on.ca/festival-of-authors.

Crime Writers of Canada logo

The Crime Writers of Canada have launched a newsletter, edited by Lorne Tepperman, and the Mesdames have articles published in it! Here’s the list:

May Issue:  Mme M. H. Callway, Writers’ Groups – Are They Worth it?

May Issue: Mme Melodie Campbell, Murder at the Crime Writing Awards

April Issue:  Mme Melodie Campbell, Four Things that Drive Writers Crazy

Bloody Words Mini-Con and Bony Blithe Award

Bony Blithe Mini-Con

The Bony Blithe Minicon takes place on Friday, May 9 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at The High Park Club, 100 Indian Road, Toronto, Mme Cheryl Freedman presiding! There’s still time to register if you want to join the fun. Visit http://www.bonyblithe.ca and scroll down for the link to the registration form and instructions on how to pay. See panel descriptions below.

Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Melodie Campbell
Melodie Campbell
Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits
Marilyn Kay
Marilyn Kay

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APRIL STORY: The Mob Bar Mob by Melissa Yi

Dr. Melissa Yuan-Innes

Mme Melissa Yi is an emergency room physician and an award-winning author in several different genres: crime fiction, fantasy, speculative fiction, YA, poetry, memoir and most recently romance! She is the creator of the acclaimed Dr. Hope Sze series. Her work has been short-listed for a range of leading awards, including the Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence, the Killer Nashville Silver Falchion Award for Best Thriller and the Derringer. In 2023, her crime fiction short story, “My Two Legs”, won the Derringer Award. She has also led the way by crowd-funding her new Dr. Hope series based on the seven deadly sins. Sometimes she sleeps!

Melissa’s fun story, “The Mob Bar Mob”, was written for the Mesdames and Messieurs’ 5th anthology, In the Spirit of 13, where “spirit” means “illicit liquor”!

THE MOB BAR MOB

A Dr. Hope Sze Mystery

by

MELISSA YI

“Open the book, Hope,” said Tucker.

He’d reserved a table for us at the Mob Bar, a retro speakeasy in the basement of Montreal’s Musée Mafioso. I was extra late because Tucker had forgotten to text me the password, so the doorman had refused to let me in.

Once I’d received and muttered the password, Zozzled, the doorman had checked off Dr. Hope Sze in a small, black notebook, tucked the notebook in the left breast pocket of his navy peacoat, tipped his matching retro police cap, and finally allowed me to enter.

I tiptoed into this dark cellar with low ceilings, brick walls, and a mahogany bar. My high heels clacked on the wooden floor, and I scanned past an elderly couple and a trio of drunk businesspeople before I spotted Tucker’s blond hair and green suit gleaming under the dim, yellow light.

Just before I sat down, facing the door, a female server in a discreet black dress placed a glass of ice cubes in front of me, with a blackberry on top of the topmost cube.

“Uh, thanks.” An empty glass?

She pressed a black book, titled The Snitch’s Diary, onto the dark, wood table, beside my right hand.

Tucker also received a book and a glass of ice.

I raised my eyebrows.

That was when Tucker told me to open the book. But the heavy hardback was stuck closed, and its pages were glued together. I sputtered, “This is a fake book!”

Tucker laughed, so I turned the book sideways and used my nails to pry open the lid. It was really a cardboard box made to look like a book. Inside lay a glass flask filled with clear liquid.

“Pretty neat, huh?” said Tucker. “You have to pour your drink yourself. They used to hide booze inside books during the Prohibition.”

The server smiled, and whirled away to serve the businesspeople at the next table, interrupting their chat about mergers and acquisitions.

I popped open the flask and tipped the strong-smelling alcohol into the glass. I might prefer books to booze, but I was willing to try it. “What did you order me?”

“The Hope Diamond Gin. I got the Bee’s Knees.”

I laughed. “They say that in the Archie comics. It means fantastic.”

“Yeah. They named the drink in honor of Bee Jackson, famous for dancing the Charleston, even though she probably ripped off an African-American dance called the Juba.”

I sighed to myself. Ain’t that always the way?

“Yeah. Gin, lemon, and honey sound good, even if it is cultural appropriation.” He started to open the box, but struggled even more than I did.

“Open the book, Tucker,” I said, with an innocent wink.

“I can’t. Mine’s, like, taped shut.” He picked up a sharp swizzle stick.

“Don’t hurt their book!”

“I’m not. The tape would hurt the book more than this stick.”

Tucker’s a family medicine resident like me. I know he’s got good hands. Still, I kept a nervous eye out for the server. I’m pretty sure they don’t want you damaging fake books at the overpriced 21st-century speakeasy.

Fortunately, the server seemed more interested in the old couple by the door. The man held up his glass, showing that he wanted a refill.

Meanwhile, the white businessman next to us grumped, “What about my moonshine?”

I glanced behind me. The bartender rolled up the cuffs of his white shirt and reached for a glass.

In other words, no one noticed Tucker’s surgery on the booze book. I breathed a little more easily—until Tucker opened the book and basically turned translucent. He doesn’t have the half the melanin in my Asian gene pool.

“What is it?” I mouthed at him.

He shut the book, fingers trembling. “It’s not mine.”

“What isn’t?” I whispered.

He texted to me instead of speaking. I’m guessing $20K.

I blinked at him. We went out for a drink and ended up with $20,000 in a booze book?

The doorman seemed like an obvious choice to tell, if only because of his Prohibition police uniform. But maybe I’d been fooled by his cap and double-breasted coat?

We couldn’t trust anyone.

I twisted in my chair to survey the room. The tall, tattooed, toothsome male bartender stared back at me; I counted two servers, including our own; the three businesspeople at the next table—who were the grumpy white man, a white woman, and a Black man; us; and the elderly white couple who looked like they might have survived the Prohibition, or at least been born in the same era as my grandma. None of them were obvious sources of twenty grand.

“Huh,” I said. “So, we should call the police?”

Tucker shook his head. “I don’t know that this is a crime.”

“Yeah, but money doesn’t fall out of the sky. Or out of a book.”

“Agreed. It’s just…I’ve never seen so much money before.”

Both of us were poor students. I don’t think anyone outside medicine has a clue that most of us graduate with at least $200,000 in debt. So free money was awfully tempting.

Tucker exhaled and said, “Okay. We have to figure out what to do with it. Let me go to the secret room.”

I started to ask, “What secret room?” But he’d already leaped out of his seat, the book tucked under his green suit jacket as he headed for the door.

I whipped out my phone to research Prohibition. When the U.S. banned liquor sales in 1920, people turned to speakeasies, or underground bars. Modern speakeasies tend to replicate secret rooms, if only so they can charge $20 a drink.

If Tucker had a second password, that doorman could probably find him a good hidey-hole.

I prayed that Tucker had that password.

“Where is it?” demanded the businesswoman with a sharp nose, and an even sharper voice, drawing my attention back to the neighboring table.

“I don’t got it,” snapped the oversized white businessman beside her.

I shrank down in my seat, remembered I was supposed to be cool, and stirred my drink instead. I didn’t dare drink it; I had to keep every last brain cell active.

“Ronald, where’d you put it?” the Black businessman beside him asked.

“In a safe place,” grumpy Ronald replied. “I told you that you could trust me, Rose,” he added to the sharp woman.

Okay. Ronald and Rose. Those should be easy to remember. At least they were both R names. I avoided their eyes. Both men looked ready to fight. Even Rose could probably smash me. She looked twice my age, but also gave off a vibe like she’d fight dirty.

“I told you to leave the money alone. Now, where is it?” Rose issued each word deliberately and viciously. Like a bullet.

Ronald shrank away. “I sent it to the back. I used a code word.”

“You idiot. What code word?” Rose snapped.

“Look, no one’s mad at you, Ronald, but we need the money,” said the Black guy.

Rose shifted closer to Ronald. “I’m mad at you. I’d cut your eyes out if Xavier here didn’t stop me.”

Ronald bleated back to her, “Bees.”

“What?”

“That’s the safe word. That’s how I know it goes to the right place. Bees.”

“You idiot. One of the drinks here is called the Bee’s Knees. In fact, I think that old lady ordered one.”

Uh-oh. They all turned to stare at the old lady by the door, who continued to chat with her white-haired husband. The doorman/policeman hovered in the doorway too, although I saw no sign of Tucker.

Rose smacked her glass on the table. “Only one way to find out.”

Oh, no. I couldn’t let her hurt that old couple.

I headed for the door, pretended that my feet were hurting in my stilettos (true story), and plopped in a seat at the empty table next to the oldsters so I could adjust my heels, letting the trio pass by.

“Good evening,” said Rose to the old lady. “We got our drinks order mixed up. Any chance you got the wrong book?”

The tiny, bespectacled, white-haired lady pointed to her drink. “It’s quite delicious, thank you.”

The elderly man looked up from his black notebook, where he was making notes. “Nothing wrong with my moonshine.”

“May I see your Snitch’s Diary?” Rose said, now displaying a tiny gun in her hand.

I dialed 911, and prayed under my breath that Tucker would hide in that secret room, far away from the door.

The doorman/fake cop took a step from the doorway toward the couple. “Hey, now.”

“Hey, what?” Rose turned the gun on him.

His hand twitched toward her, and she pulled the trigger, hitting him on the left side of his chest.

The blast reverberated through the basement, and the doorman collapsed with a heavy thump, making the wood floor vibrate under our feet.

“Rose!” Ronald gasped.

“Shut up and find my money, unless you want to go with him!”

Meanwhile, my cell phone speaker said, “Nine-one-one, how may I direct your call?”

“Man shot at the Mob Bar,” I whispered.

“I can’t hear your response, ma’am. Do you need police or ambulance?”

“Both!”

I didn’t dare say more, but I left the call live so that police could triangulate the Mob Bar’s location—if cell phone reception kept working in the basement, which was a big if.

“Now get his book, you idiot,” said Rose. “Xavier, you take care of everyone else.”

I cringed, scanning the room for weapons. My flask rested on my table. I could break it over someone’s head, but not three someone’s heads, let alone one armed with a gun. Chair—not great. My stiletto—same.

The old man rose to his feet. “Now, son, we can figure out another solution to this.”

“Shut up, Grandpa,” said Rose.

Grandpa yanked a gun out from under his suit jacket. “If you insist.”

What? Another gun? This is Canada!

Then Grandma planted her feet, and locked her arms, both hands bracing her own pistol.

A third gun? You’re kidding me.

I couldn’t outrun three guns. I hit the deck, banging my knees before I caught myself with my hands. Plus, I bit my tongue when my chin conked onto the floor. Still, I was alive.

Alive enough to hear sirens wailing outside.

“Is that the cops?” Ronald asked.

Cars screeched to a halt. Doors slammed.

“Kill them!” Rose shouted. “Ronald, take out the old biddies!”

“Don’t do it, Ronald!”

I flinched, recognizing Tucker’s voice from the hallway.

“D’you hear what I said?” Rose yelled.

“Killing them won’t bring back the money!” I shouted from the floor.

“Everyone shut up!” Rose screamed.

Feet trampled down the stairs, and the police—the real police—shouted at us to put our hands up.

I obeyed.

So did Rose and Ronald, especially once Xavier turned a fourth gun on them. Turned out he was an undercover cop.

As were “Grandma” and “Grandpa,” whose aging makeup didn’t hold up as well once the bartender turned up the lights full blast.

I rushed to check on the fallen doorman. He blinked, and met my eyes when I ripped open his navy peacoat and hauled up his white cotton undershirt,—revealing only an indented bruise on his left breast.

Don’t tell them, he mouthed at me.

He wanted to stay “dead” until the coast was clear. Smart man.

“But—” He wasn’t wearing a bulletproof vest. How had he survived Rose’s gunshot?

I yanked the coat closed. His black notebook thumped on the floor, a tiny bullet trapped in its back cover.

I almost laughed, but I buttoned his coat up until the police led Rose and Ronald out the door.

Author’s Note: Inspired by the true story of Constable Jeremy Snow, a New Zealand police officer whose notebook stopped a bullet aimed at his heart: www dot stuff dot co dot nz/national/4654409/Shot-officer-saved-by-notebook

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Newsflash: Melodie Campbell Interview on CWC Podcast

Called the “Queen of Comedy” by the Toronto Sun, Melodie Campbell was also named the “Canadian literary heir to Donald Westlake” by Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.  Winner of 10 awards, including the Derringer and the Crime Writers of Canada Award of Excellence, she has multiple bestsellers and has been featured in USA Today.  She is the past executive director of Crime Writers of Canada (CWC).

Melodie joins CWC’s Erik D’Souza for a chat about the issue of women’s rights in her latest novel, The Silent Film Star Murders, and also what makes a Canadian cozy, as opposed to those written in the UK or the US.

You can find the interview on CWC’s Buzzsprout or Apple Podcast, Spotify, Amazon Music and numerous other podcasts.

https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/episodes/16894134

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Mesdames on the Move, April 2025

Happy Spring, Dear Readers!

Easter Cat

April not only opens awards season but also offers new opportunities for ways the Mesdames can reach out to you with new publications, readings and festivals, opportunities to learn about publishing and the York Writers’ and Bony Blithe conferences.

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Silent Film Star banner
Melodie Campbell
Melodie Campbell

Mme Melodie Campbell’s The Silent Film Star Murders was released on March 22nd in Canada and will be available on April 12th in the UK and the US at all the usual suspects (Barnes&Noble, Amazon, etc.) 

Melodie was on the Sleuthsayers blog on March 22nd to write about The Silent Film Star Murders and what happens when a container ship sinks in the Pacific with the entire second printing of her earlier book, Crime Club! SleuthSayers: Books Don’t Float – More book humour  Crime Club: Campbell, Melodie: 9781459833104: Books – Amazon.ca The Silent Film Star Murders: Campbell, Melodie: 9781770867833: Books – Amazon.ca

Crimefest Anthology
Jane Petersen Burfield
Jane Petersen Burfield

Mme Jane Burfield, a long supporter and loyal fan of CrimeFest, a terrific crime fiction festival held every year in Bristol, England, has a story in their fabulous anthology, CrimeFest, Leaving the Scene. Fellow Canadian author, Cathy Ace will be represented as well. There will be a foreword by Lee Child.

Sadly, this year’s conference from May 15 to 18th will be its last, and the anthology is in celebration of this last hurrah. 

Leaving the Scene will be released on August 28, 2025. It is being published by No Exit Press, Bedford Square Publishers and all profits will go to the Royal National Institute of the Blind library.

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE

Sylvia Warsh

Mme Sylvia Warsh is reading at the Writers Union Open Mike Night on Tuesday, April 1st, at 7 pm. She will be joined by Jass Ajula, CWC’s Ontario rep and friend of the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. TWUC members must pre-register for the event here: https://us06web.zoom.us/meeting/register/tZEpf-iuqTIuHtdCIWuITBDzWm_Rp8nWJxE-

Lisa de Nikolits

Mme Lisa de Nikolitis is presenting The A-Z of Publishing on Sat. Apr. 19, 2025 from 1:00 p.m. – 3:00 p.m. at the Agincourt Public Library, 155 Bonis Avenue, Toronto, Program Room.

Participants will learn how to traverse the full landscape of writing from story creation to writing to editing to finding a publisher and staying published. We will also look at social media and the necessary relationship between authors and the online experience.

In addition, he program will look at the hurdles women face in the world of publishing versus those of men.

Registration is required. Please call the branch at 416-396-8943 or come in-person to register.

If you identify as a person with a disability or as a person who is Deaf, and require accessibility accommodation to participate in this program, please contact Accessibility Services by email, accessibleservices@tpl.ca or voicemail, 416-393-7099, to make a request. Please contact them at least three weeks in advance.

Melodie Campbell

Mme Melodie Campbell is Guest Speaker at the Mason’s convention in Burlington, Ladies program, on April 28.  Melodie will talk on her life as a comedy writer and professor of writing, centering on humour. 

This presentation includes original research on male/female, British vs American humour, and shows how she includes humour in her own books.

YORK WRITERS’ CONFERENCE

Come meet Mmes. Rosemary McCracken, Madeleine Harris-Callway, Lynne Murphy, Sylvia Warsh and Madona Skaff who will be selling books, meeting new writer friends and enjoying the seminars at the York Writers’ Conference: D-mystifying the Publishing Process on Saturday April 26, 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. at the Optimist Youth Centre, 55 Forhan Ave. in Newmarket.

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Madona Skaff
Madona Skaff
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken
Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Warsh
Lynne Murphy
Lynne Murphy

DON’T MISS!

On April 1st the voting starts for the Derringer for Best Anthology. Vote early, vote often! You must be a member of Short Mystery Fiction Society to cast a vote.

Friday, April 25, the shortlists for the Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence will be announced. Fingers crossed.

Bloody Words Mini-Con and Bony Blithe Award

BONY BLITHE MINI-CON

Just over a month till the 2025 BONY BLITHE MINI-CON, an all-Canadian conference where writers and readers can meet, schmooze, buy books, attend panels, and more. Lunch and nibblies included, plus very reasonable bar prices. And all for the low price of $85.

We’re going to start working on panels and panel assignments in a couple of weeks. So if you haven’t registered yet and want to be on a panel, we suggest you register right away. If you have an idea or ideas for a panel, let us know when you register.

THE REST OF THE DETAILS: The mini-con is on Friday, May 9, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at The High Park Club, 100 Indian Road, Toronto. This year, they’re on the first floor, which is fully accessible.

TO REGISTER, visit the Bony Blithe Website at http://www.bonyblithe.ca. Do remember that you need to fill in the registration form as well as pay to be registered. And new this year: DEM BONES, Bony Blithe’s monthly newsletter, with articles, games, columns, news about our registered authors, and more – all things criminous and bookish. They welcome contributions from both authors and readers; just write to them with your idea(s) at info@bonyblithe.ca.

Website: http://www.bonyblithe.ca

Facebook: /bonyblithe/ [(3) Facebook]

Bluesky: @bonyblithe.bsky.social

Bony Blithe skeleton with book in hand and books.
Bony Blithe skeleton with book in hand and books.
Appleby College Festival of Authors

Mme Lisa de Nikolitis, will be presenting at the Appleby College Festival of Authors on Saturday, May 24th.  

Celebrate the incredible works of Canadian writers, meet your favourite authors, and explore their creative journeys during this unique literary experience. From fiction to memoirs, thrillers to YA, there’s something for every reader.

Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits
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MARCH STORY: The Ranchero’s Daughter by Sylvia Warsh

Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Sylvia Maultash Warsh was born in Germany to Holocaust survivors. She is the author of the Dr. Rebecca Temple mysteries. The second book in the series, Find Me Again, won the Mystery Writers of America Edgar Award for best Paperback Original and was nominated for two Anthony Awards at the Bouchercon World Mystery Convention in 2004. Her fourth novel, The Queen of Unforgetting, was chosen by Project Bookmark Canada for a plaque installation in Midland, Ont., in 2011.

In addition to her novella, Best Girl, Sylvia has published numerous short stories, many of which, including “The Ranchero’s Daughter”, have been short-listed for the Crime Writers of Canada Award for Best Short Story. Her most recent book, the YA historical mystery, The Orphan, was published in 2024.

THE RANCHERO’S DAUGHTER

by

SYLVIA MAULTASH WARSH

My father, the famous psychiatrist, Sebastian de Aguilar, was dying at the age of 62. I had taken over his patients in the sanitarium he founded on the rancho 30 years ago. Our family still kept horses, cows and hens that wandered freely among the banana plants, to the delight of the half dozen patients. They helped in the care and feeding of the animals, an integral part of the treatment at our facility. My father understood that it soothes the mind to think about someone other than oneself.

He was a pioneer in this kind of therapy, where patients and animals are brought together for the benefit of both. I myself was cheered by a tiny dog who adopted me on the street a few years ago. She was too straggly to have an owner, and though hesitant at first—she was not a man’s dog—I took her home. I named her Luz, since she was a light in my life. I have a tendency toward melancholy, which she alleviated with a touch of her diminutive paw.

My father called me into his bedroom in the evenings to check on his patients’ progress and give me direction. He would sit up in bed, leaning back against his pillows, while I pulled a chair to his bedside. My little Luz lay curled at my feet. I glanced at the old photo of my mother on the night table, the dark eyes moist despite the radiant smile. She had died when I was three.

My father’s concern for his patients lasted several months. But as his illness progressed, he began to divert from this path and wandered into memory. He would relate milestones in his career: his studies in psychotherapy in Vienna, the autopsies of the nervous system he conducted in New York, his positions in the Ministry of Health at home.

One time he began in the same way, dredging out from dim memory the names of old physicians who had taken him under their wing in Zurich and Berlin. Then he stopped, the soft white curls on his head trembling. I had never seen him so weak. The disease was gnawing away at his identity, leaving behind a stranger.

“Mateo, you were not yet born when a ranchero in the neighboring valley started having trouble with his beautiful but insane daughter. He was a rich landowner from a distinguished Spanish family who had come to Honduras in the 1700s. Now, 200 years later, the family was in danger of disappearing, with the girl the last offspring. The ranchero’s wife had died, so the girl lost her beloved mother and became even worse. The stepmother could not control her and came to hate her.”

This was not my father talking! He had never demeaned himself with gossip.

“The girl was a beauty, but completely mad. One never knew what to expect from her. She whirled around when there was no music. She talked to the horses and cows, and claimed they talked back. She would scream for no reason, as if someone were killing her. They could not keep maids because the girl would curse them and prick them with a fork, threatening to eat them.”

My brilliant father was disappearing. In his debilitated state, his low raspy voice arrived slowly, between halts.

“Such a beautiful girl, with long black hair and dark green eyes like a forest. The only creature she truly loved was her Chihuahua, Conchita, a demanding little dog who ate the shredded beef out of the girl’s tortillas. She had the seamstress sew a special pocket in all her skirts so she could carry the dog around, its ugly little head poking out.”

With effort, my father sat up and glanced at the Chihuahua lying at my feet. Luz lifted her fawn-colored head, alert. “Your dog could be her sister, they’re so much alike.”

I tried not to take offense at the comparison, and steered his mind back to the practice of medicine.

“Did her father take her to see a doctor?”

“In those days, they did not understand mental disease as we do now. They thought she was possessed by spirits. Because her father was rich, everyone pretended to overlook her behavior, but they murmured behind his back. He had his heart set on his daughter marrying the handsome son of a nearby ranchero. However, this family would not hear of it, having witnessed the girl’s madness.

“While she was a child, her father went to the church in town every Sunday to pray for the spirits to leave her. When she turned 18, at his wit’s end, he announced to the world that he would bequeath half of his land to the person who could cure his daughter’s insanity. You can imagine that this offer brought all sorts of schemers to the rancho to try their luck. A woman came from far away who claimed to have psychic abilities. After a few hours, she gave up, saying the devils were too strong in the girl. A man who was famous for his powers of hypnosis arrived. When he put her under his spell, she became quiet and peaceful. Her father rejoiced. But as soon as the hypnosis wore off, she started to scream that someone was trying to kill her dog.”

My father’s voice had become so quiet I had to lean forward to hear.

“Men appeared from far and wide, their common attribute the conviction that their charm alone would break the spell of her madness. Two young men distinguished themselves from the others. One was a musician of medium height but well-muscled, who arrived carrying his guitar. Black hair and black eyes, he sang ballads of honor in war in a passionate voice that made even the lizards stop and listen.

“The other young man couldn’t have been more different. Tall and fair, with well-formed limbs, he was a poet who recited his stanzas about the sky and the stars from memory. While the musician thrilled the girl with his ardent voice, the poet left her spellbound with his soft words that were laden with longing and regret. These two young men vied with each other to bring soundness to her mind, one with passion, the other with peace.”

I had become absorbed in the story when heavy shoes sounded in the hall. Beatriz gave a knock at the open door. “El Doctor should have some tea.”

A young boy whose parents worked on the estate carried in the tray. Beatriz could carry nothing but herself since, as a child, she had contracted polio, which destroyed the muscles in her legs. She moved awkwardly into the room on her crutches, pushing along her useless legs encased in leather braces that ended in solid shoes.

One of my father’s first patients, Beatriz had arrived as a young woman soon after the sanitarium opened, her family not knowing what else to do with her. She was normal in every other way, though her upper body was muscular from the labor of pulling herself around. Not pretty so much as interesting, with wide nostrils and brown eyes that tended to protrude. But her small face was animated, softening the sum of the parts.

Though my grandmother, my abuela, had assumed the running of the household when my mother died, her severe nature precluded any affection. Beatriz took pity on a lonely child, and loved me. She was as close to a mother as I would ever know. I was the only one she had allowed to strap her into her braces, an intimate procedure that required access to her thighs. Once I was 12, we both shied away from the physical contact, and she had to struggle, herself, to lift the dead weight of her legs into the torturous contraptions.

Her brow creased as she gazed at my father, whom she worshipped. “He is tiring himself out.”

I stood up, Luz suddenly awake on her tiny feet. “It’s my fault.”

Standing at the foot of the bed, Beatriz gave me her sardonic smile. “He enjoys your company.”

I bent to kiss her on the cheek before I left the room, her powder scenting my lips. Now in her 50s, she was still vain enough to apply makeup.

The next evening, my father continued the story of the ranchero’s daughter. By this time, I knew he was failing quickly and was content just to listen to his voice.

“The girl could not make up her mind between the two young men. The musician excelled at throwing knives and twirling the lasso, while the poet milked the cows with much success, the animals entranced by his words and responding with more milk than usual.

“Both young men made a show of treating the dog with deference, knowing the girl’s attachment to her. Neither of them knew the reason for the attachment—the girl had somehow come to believe the spirit of her dead mother lived in the dog. When she asked Conchita for advice, people didn’t understand that she was talking to her mother. When she gave Conchita the best pieces of meat from her plate, she was feeding her mother. And the dog was a lifesaver. Once, when the girl didn’t recognize her father and thought he was the devil, Conchita kept her from attacking him with a knife.

“It happened to be the season of banana fruiting. The poet had never witnessed the harvest and was loath to chop off the heart that sits beneath the banana clusters. You have seen its magenta blossom that resembles a heart, heavy with unopened flowers of baby plants inside. The new green bananas grow from it in clusters above, like a crown. But the energy required to open the unborn flowers within the heart keeps the new bananas hard and green. The old heart must be chopped off to allow the bananas to ripen. Just as I must die and you shall continue in my place.”

Before I could respond to this he went on.

“The musician had no qualms about cutting off the heart of each plant with his sharp knife. The magenta blossom fell into the dry banana leaves littering the ground below, clear sap dripping from the stalk.

“The girl was greatly agitated by the keen competition between the two young men, and paced along the rows of banana plants, lamenting to Conchita. They saw the girl bent over her skirt, conferring with the dog, finally clapping her hands with pleasure at some resolution. The dog, it seemed, had an idea which the girl thought brilliant. She told the two young men to stand six feet apart in front of her amid the dry banana leaves. Then she lifted Conchita from her pocket with one hand, placing her on the ground. ‘Conchita will choose between you. With her dog instinct, she can see into your hearts better than I.’ The two men were shocked that their future was to be determined by a dog!

“Then the musician started addressing the Chihuahua in his sing-song voice. ‘Here, Conchita, you know I’m the best one. I’ve seen you sway to my music.’ He waved his hand at the dog to approach. She sniffed the air, then pranced toward him, her tail raised high. When he put his hand out to pick her up, she opened her little jaws and bit down hard. He held up his bloody hand, screaming, ‘You bitch! You’re just as crazy as she is!’

“With blood dripping down his arm, he lifted the little dog into the air by her neck and proceeded to choke her with his good hand. She yipped a few times, then her tiny eyes closed.

“The girl shrieked. She thrashed around in the huge dry leaves on the ground and found the musician’s knife. With strength beyond her size, she plunged it into his heart.

“Immediately, he dropped the dog. He stared at the girl in silence before sinking to the ground.

“The poet was appalled and relieved at the same time. The girl bent beside the lifeless dog, weeping, inconsolable.”

Luz gazed at me, her bulging brown eyes fraught with terror. How could she know what was being said?

“The poet lifted the tiny body of the dog, laying it in the crook of his arm. He pressed his fingers down on her chest rhythmically, once a second for a minute. Then he opened her muzzle with one hand and bending over, blew gently into her mouth.

“Time stood still. The girl held her breath. Conchita’s furry little chest moved. She opened her eyes and blinked. She tried to yip but only a squeak came out. She was alive!”

Luz growled in her throat with relief.

“The poet buried the musician in an overgrown field on the estate. When the girl’s father asked where the musician was, she said he had gone home because she had chosen the poet. She was not cured, but was quieter because she loved the poet and knew he loved her.”

My father stopped. He leaned his head back against the pillows, his face ashen.

Beatriz pulled herself into the room on her crutches, alarmed. I had been so enrapt by the story I hadn’t heard her heavy shoes in the hall.

“Sebastian,” she whispered near his ear. But he could no longer hear.

I held his hand while he slipped away. I wept into my pillow all night, Luz whimpering beside me.

***

After the funeral, when the visitors had left, I found Beatriz crawling on the floor in the hall near my father’s room. I placed a warning hand on Luz, whom I was carrying in one arm.

I had not seen Beatriz creeping along the floor for years. When I was young, she would sometimes get into a funk about the braces and how they chafed her skin; it was easier sometimes not to put them on. But then she was reduced to crawling on the ground like a lizard. She didn’t care that a child saw her pulling her dead weight along with her arms. Now I was embarrassed for her.

She was heading back to her room. I waited until she reached it. When I heard her door close, I gave her a moment before putting down the dog and knocking.

She called for me to enter. I found her upon the settee, her face flushed from the exertion. I brought her braces toward her, but she shook her head.

“I loved him, you know.”

I sat down on the edge of the bed nearby. “I know.” Luz jumped onto the settee and began to lick Beatriz’s face. A large tear rolled down her cheek.

“The story he was telling you—” She bit her lip. “It was not just a ranchero’s daughter. It was Adelita.”

“Adelita! But that was my mother’s name.”

“Yes. Your mother.”

I blinked at her, not comprehending.

“She was a beauty. But quite mad.”

“My mother?”

She nodded.

“Then—the story was about her?”

She just looked at me and I understood. My head was spinning. I thought of the photo of the beautiful young woman on my father’s night table, how little I knew about her. He had never talked about her. I racked my brain, trying to recall the details of the story.

“Then—who was the poet?”

She shook her head as if I were blind. “It isn’t so difficult.” When I didn’t respond, she said, “Your father.”

I sucked in a breath and started to cough.

“He had no more time for poetry after the ranchero sent him to medical school in the city. The ranchero knew your father had a gift for seeing into people’s hearts. When Adelita danced to the music in her head, your father danced with her. I think after a while he heard it too. She seemed at peace when she was with him, and the ranchero thought your father could do more for her if he studied. Your father loved her more than life itself and would do anything for her. When he finished medical school, he opened the sanitarium here. He thought she was improving. You were born, and she loved you very much.”

Dear little Luz could see my distress. She jumped down from the settee and stood in front of me, begging to be picked up. When I obliged, she lay down on my lap, not taking her eyes off my face.

“But she was afraid of what she might do to you. She couldn’t always control herself, and she was terrified that she might… well, she had killed a man once. She was always whispering to Conchita—in her mind, her mother—for help to restrain herself.

“But when Conchita died, an old dog at 17, Adelita beat her breast as if her real mother had died again. She feared for you, that there would come a day when she would look at you and see the devil, and there would be no Conchita to keep you safe from her.” Beatriz stopped.

“Please go on.”

She shook her head.

“Please.” I dreaded what she would say.

She took in a deep breath. “I envied her that she could walk, but she was more broken than me. One day she walked to town, climbed up to the steeple of the church…and jumped off. She did it to protect you.”

A sob caught in my throat. I had lost not only my father, now I was losing a mother I had never known. I tried to compose myself. “He told me she died from heart disease.”

“He could not tell you the truth.”

Tears coursed down my face. Luz gazed at me with moist brown eyes. I was stunned to find they were not dog eyes, but glistened with a mother’s tears, a mother’s love. A shiver skipped across the back of my neck. My mother had sacrificed herself for me. Such love vanquished time, transfiguring flesh and bone, to land before me.

Little Luz finally lay her head down on her paws and let herself sleep, now that I understood. Such a tiny body, such a towering spirit.

THE END

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NEWS FLASH: TWO NEW EVENTS FOR MME LISA DE NIKOLITS

Champion Lisa De Nikolits

Mme Lisa De Nikolits has two new events coming up in March. She is the breakfast speaker at WEN, Writers and Editors Network of Toronto on Saturday March 15th where she will talk about her stories in the anthologies, Imagine (Windtree Press, 2024) and Devouring Tomorrow (Dundern, 2025) as well as her upcoming novel , That Time I Killed You, (Level Best Books, 2026).

And best of all, Lisa will be talking about the Mesdames and Messieurs latest anthology, The 13th Letter!

There’s a new venue for readers, hosted by Emily A. Weedon. Drunk Fiction takes place at the end of every month in the fabulous Scottish pub, The Caledonian, 856 College. St. Lisa has been invited to read on Wednesday, March 26th at 6 pm. She’ll be sharing her work in Devouring Tomorrow and of course, giving a big shout-out to The 13th Letter!

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Mesdames on the Move, March 2025

March Cat

Dear Readers,

March is upon us and excitement is in the air. As all await the winter thaw, we have new books, a capital talk about the dark world of crime and the prospect of a Dem Bones newsletter to accompany the May Bony Blithe Mini-Con for you to explore.

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Mme Melodie Campbells new book The Silent Film Star Murders, Cormorant Press, is set to be released on March 22nd. The Silent Film Star Murders: Campbell, Melodie: 9781770867833: Books – Amazon.ca

Melodie Campbell
Melodie Campbell

Lady Lucy Revelstoke and her pickpocket-turned-maid Elf are once again embarking on a transatlantic crossing. Also on board are Renata Harwood, star of the silver screen, and her bitter rival, Stella Burke. Roy Armitage may be Renata’s husband, but he used to be Stella’s man.

Everyone expects these leading ladies to serve up delicious drama at dinner, but things take a tragic turn when Renata’s little sister goes missing. Then Elf’s friend, stewardess to the Harwoods, is found brutally murdered.

Lucy is determined to investigate, proving once again that sometimes it takes a savvy woman to unravel the intricate relationships that lead to murder.

Silent Film Star Murders

Mme Melissa Yi’s Glengarry Guards series of ice-skating romances; Fire and Ice, Icing Down, Just the Tip of the Iceberg and Icing on the Cake are available on Kindle at Amazon.

Fire and Ice
Icing Down
Just the Tip of the Iceberg
Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

And Melissa’s second SF poem for 2025 was published in Polar Starlight, Issue # 17 Polar Borealis & Polar Starlight | Two Free Online Magazines Devoted to Canadian Speculative Fiction

Mad Dog and the Sea Dragon
Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

Radiant Press has taken over the publishing arm of Inanna Press, which had closed down due to financial difficulties. Radiant Press will release Mme Lisa’s latest book in September/October 2025.

EVENTS

Lorna Poplak

Mme Lorna Poplak will be guest speaker at the March meeting of Ottawa-based Capital Crime Writers at 7:00 p.m. on Wednesday, March 12, 2025. In her virtual presentation entitled “My plunge into the dark world of true crime”.

Lorna will discuss her circuitous journey as a writer and the importance of research in her work. She will also share stories and images of the Don Jail, and reveal how she copes when things get really dark.

More details available on the CCW website at https://capitalcrimewriters.com/

Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

Mme Lisa de Nikolits will be reading her short story from Devouring Tomorrow, the Dundurn published anthology edited by Jeff Dupuis and A.G. Pasquella at The Caledonian, 856 College Street, Wednesday, March 26 at 6 p.m.

DON’T MISS!

Bloody Words Mini-Con and Bony Blithe Award

The Bony Blithe Mini-Con, Saturday, May 9th at the High Park Club, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

It’s nine weeks to the Bony Blithe Mini-Con (have you registered yet?), but less time than that to the first issue of Dem Bones, the official BB monthly newsletter.

Dem Bones will have something for everyone: author announcements, writing tips, articles, games and puzzles and amusing bits and bobs.

What would you like to see in Dem Bones? Maybe you have an idea for a panel that we don’t have time for at the mini-con, but that would make a good article for Dem Bones. What would you be willing to write about or contribute your wise words to? Let us know at info@bonyblithe.ca.

Whether you’re a published author, an aspiring author, or a voracious mystery reader, we want your input for Dem Bones. The first issue is coming out in March.

So what are you waiting for, my criminous friends? Register now by visiting http://www.bonyblithe.ca, send us your suggestions for Dem Bones, and join us at the con.

The Derringer Awards. If you’re a member of SMFS don’t forget to vote! Voting for Best Anthology begins on April 1, 2025.

Wow! What a Year 2024  Part 2.  It’s coming in early March.

THIS MONTH’S STORY

Our story for March is by Mme Sylvia Warsh. “The Ranchero’s Daughter”, first appeared in the Mesdames’ third anthology, 13 Claws, Carrick Publishing, 2017. This wonderful story was short-listed for a CWC Award of Excellence for Best Short Story AND was listed in “Other Distinguished Stories: in Otto Penzlar’s Best American Mystery Stories, 2018.

13 Claws Anthology
13 Claws
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FEBRUARY STORY: Under the Lamplight by Kevin P. Thornton

Kevin P. Thornton

Kevin lives in Fort McMurray, Alberta, the town that burned down in 2016. He now works as a writer and editor, having been a contractor for the Canadian military, a soldier in Africa and a worker of such peripatetic habits that he is now on his fourth continent and his many-eth country.

An accomplished Sherlockian, Kevin also writes poetry and multi-genre short stories. He has been a finalist in the Crime Writers of Canada awards seven times, and was honoured with the Literature ‘Buffy’ award in his hometown.

UNDER THE LAMPLIGHT

By Kevin P. Thornton

“Under the Lamplight” first appeared in In the Key of 13, by the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem, Carrick Publishing, 2019.

Later, Armstrong remembered the broken sequence of events.

There was the request for Canadians of German background. Nothing official, all word of mouth. But everyone knew what it was—spying—which Armstrong despised. In his world, if you confronted a criminal, you did it face-to-face. Spying seemed like cheating, and he would have no truck with it.

He spoke some German, thanks to his Bavarian mother. Not enough, but even if he had been fluent, he wouldn’t have volunteered. Sergeant George Armstrong did everything by the book. Even the other members of the detachment joked that Armstrong slept at attention, ramrod straight. Honorable, upright, the epitome of a Mountie.

Still, when one of their own had applied, Armstrong had supported his request, despite his professional and personal misgivings. He had been encouraging, even enthusiastic. They had worked together, the two of them, trying to fill in the parts where the military briefings seemed sparse. Privately, Armstrong thought the idea was a bit amateurish, and he worried his constable was being cast into the unknown, with no means of escape.

“It’s a good career move,” he’d said. “And after, who knows?”

“It’s dangerous,” Armstrong had replied. “You can’t afford to make a mistake.”

“You worry too much. I’ll be fine. My German is near perfect. I’ve been completely briefed, and I think I can do this. Before you know it, I’ll be in and out, and life will be back to normal. We’ll be keeping the peace, wearing the red serge and always getting our man.”

***

They had tried to prepare him thoroughly, but there were so many unknowns. They’d told him, “Your back story is the best our intelligence can create. Your papers belong to a real soldier killed on D-day plus one. He was chosen because he came from a small German village wiped out in a bombing raid, five miles from your family’s original home. Your accent won’t give you away, and there’s no one in the camp who will know you. You will be safe.”

***

The telegram from Edmonton had asked Armstrong to attend to the death of a policeman at a POW camp. It also said: “There’s a strong suggestion it’s Rudy.” So he’d been prepared, as prepared as one could be.

His body was lying in the mortuary attached to the clinic. Prisoner of War Camp 139, Fort Clearwater, Alberta. It was January 12, 1945. Inside, the room was clinical and cold. Outside, it was -40°F, and the wind was picking up.

Armstrong looked at the corpse on the table. He lifted the clipboard. Name and rank: Unteroffizier Rudi Hertzen. Date of birth: February 25, 1920. Died: January 11, 1945. Age at time of death: 24. Cause of death: exsanguination by way of a neck injury. There was more, and George read it all, absorbing the details, numbing himself to the reality.

He looked at the paperwork again, anything to avoid looking at the body. Rudi Hertzen. They’d let him keep his first name, at least, as they’d funneled him into his undercover role. Of course, they’d changed the spelling, using the German Rudi instead of Rudy. Armstrong hadn’t known where they had sent him, had imagined he was overseas. What a horrible irony that he had ended up here, at Camp 139, so close to home.

***

The coroner’s report seemed competent and professional. The words on the official government forms had been carefully chosen. The coroner would have been cautious. Sometimes a death in a camp wasn’t treated the same as a civilian murder. They were prisoners of war, after all, the enemy. This one was different. The victim was one of their own. And there was only one suspect.

“Where is the prisoner?” Armstrong asked.

“In the guardroom,” a corporal replied. None of the officers had escorted him, a lowly sergeant in the RCMP. Armstrong was used to the tension between the services. In any event, he preferred the company of the corporal, a member of the Veterans Guards and likely a First World War soldier.

“Where did you serve?”

“I was at the Somme,” the corporal said.

“You were lucky, then,” said Armstrong, “to have survived. My dad served, as well.”

“Where?”

“Ypres first, then Amiens.”

“Was he lucky, too?” the corporal asked.

“No. He never came home.”

The corporal nodded, then seemed to be about to put his hand on Armstrong’s shoulder. Armstrong would have liked that.

Instead, the corporal drew himself to attention. “Where to now, sir?” The sir was unnecessary, but it had the weight of the untouched shoulder in it, and Armstrong was momentarily comforted.

“Let’s meet the suspect,” he said.

***

The wind had died down, so the cold didn’t slice through his body. Instead it settled on him, weighing him down, permeating his clothes and feeding on exposed skin.

The camp had been built in 1943, as the tides of war shifted. It was five miles outside Fort Clearwater, and was about as far north as one could go before Alberta became the Northern Territories.

As Armstrong and the corporal walked across the parade ground, they passed the main hall, and Armstrong could hear singing. It was a familiar tune, muffled by the cold.

“What’s that?” he asked.

“The prisoners’ choir,” the corporal answered. “They’re really rather good actually, they even stretch to a bit of Wagner and Mozart when the mood takes them. That’s one of their favorites, though. ‘Lili Marlene,’ it’s called. It’s very popular with the soldiers on both sides.”

“I recognize it,” Armstrong said. “It’s been on the radio.”

Which may have been true, but it was the recording by English singer Anne Shelton he remembered. They had borrowed it from the radio station after some bright spark from the army sent a telegram suggesting that learning the words to the song would be useful for the cover story they were creating for Rudy.

Armstrong had been angry at the sheer amateurishness of the command. “Where in the hell does he think we are going to get that in northern bloody Alberta? Does he think German sheet music just grows on trees?”

Along with the recording, they had commandeered a German-English dictionary from the school. They sat in front of the detachment gramophone, transcribing the words from the song before translating them into German. Armstrong had thought it a waste of time, but he had been carried along by his constable’s enthusiasm.

The holding cell was small, fronted by an even smaller office. Armstrong stopped there first, taking off his layers, exposing his uniform. The lieutenant at the desk looked like a teenager, newly promoted, trying to fill out his uniform. He had large owlish glasses with thick lenses that told Armstrong why he wasn’t serving in a more active role.

Armstrong picked up the paperwork, glancing over it. Feldwebel Pieter Schmid, the suspect, having lost part of his foot, had been captured in Normandy in July 1944, and shipped back to the prisoner of war camps in North America. There wasn’t a lot of information about him; prisoners were only obliged to give their name, rank and service number. Schmid had been in the camp for only a month, which raised questions in Armstrong’s mind. Even with his injury, why had it taken six months for Schmid to get here, and where had he been?

As Armstrong walked back to the cell, he heard the lieutenant pick up the phone and dial.

Feldwebel Schmid lounged on a cot in the cell, smoking a cigarette. It was a standard military folding cot, the same ones they used at police training. If you knew where to kick it, the cot’s legs would collapse. Armstrong did so, and Schmid fell to the floor, his dignity and cigarettes scattered.

“Next time I walk into your cell, you stand to attention,” Armstrong said in German.

Schmid looked surprised, then said, “I speak English.”

“Good. Then tell me why you killed Hertzen.”

“What makes you think I did?” Schmid said. There was a slight air of confidence about him, unwarranted given the report Armstrong had read.

“You were seen by one of the guards.” Armstrong looked at his notes. “Tower 7 has an excellent view of the only door to the building. Prisoner Rudi Hertzen was seen entering the entertainment storeroom at 16:30 hours. It was snowing, and his were the only footprints into the building until 16:48, when you went in. You came out again at 16:52, leaving your fresh prints in the snow. At 17:14, the guard realized he hadn’t seen Hertzen leave the building, so he raised the alarm. They found Hertzen, dead, stabbed in the throat. They arrested you 47 minutes later. Any questions?”

“They couldn’t identify anyone from Tower 7,” Schmid said. “It was dark.”

“There’s a lamp above the door. You were recognized.”

“By a retired soldier from 80 yards away? They can’t even see beyond their noses.”

“There are only a handful of prisoners with authorized access,” Armstrong said, “and you are the only one with a pronounced limp.” He closed his notes. “I’d like your written confession, if only to save you the embarrassment of telling the court how incompetent you were. In all my years as a policeman, I have never seen such a ham-fisted murder. You really thought you could get away with this in one of the most closely guarded camps in the country?”

Still looking surly, Schmid remained silent.

Armstrong was angry, angrier than he had ever been. He wanted to knock the sullenness off Schmid’s face. It was a rage he had never before felt on the job. He clenched his fists. No, that’s not the way. The book. Do things by the book.

“The good news is that you will be tried for murder in Fort Clearwater and not in a military court, so it will be quick. No hiding behind the Geneva convention for you.”

“And the bad news?” Schmid said.

“He’s a hanging judge, so whichever way this war ends, you won’t be around to see it.”

Armstrong had the satisfaction of seeing the terror on Schmid’s face. Then he felt guilty about that satisfaction, as if he had not maintained police procedural standards of impartiality.

He was also confused by Schmid’s behavior. It was as if Schmid had believed, up until that moment, that he was going to get away with it. But how? It was the easiest murder case Armstrong had ever had to handle. He had no doubt that Schmid would see the gallows before summer.

“Sergeant!”

Armstrong turned at the voice behind him. It was the duty lieutenant.

“Sergeant, the colonel wishes to see you immediately.”

***

The same corporal led him to the commanding officer’s building.

Judging from his ribbons, Colonel Drummond was a veteran of several wars. They were a proud record of Drummond’s service, and a storyboard that Armstrong could read as well as any soldier. In addition to medals from the First World War and other campaigns, Drummond had the Queen’s South Africa Medal for service in the Second Boer War. That had ended in 1902, so this was a man with nearly 50 years in uniform. Armstrong was impressed.

“Did he do it?” the colonel asked.

“You know that I don’t have to share the results of my investigation with you.”

“Indeed. How far do you think you are going to get in this camp—my camp—without my permission?”

Armstrong bristled, but the colonel went on. “Come, come,” Drummond said. “Sit down. And please, answer my question. It is of the utmost importance.”

“Very well,” Armstrong said. “Feldwebel Schmid may be the dumbest murderer I have ever met. He is the only suspect and until I told him he’d likely be hanged by July, he seemed to be oblivious to his situation. If I cared enough, I would say he is mentally incapacitated.”

“In some ways, it’s worse than that,” Drummond said. “Here, read this missive from HQ. It will explain everything, including Schmid’s hubris.”

It was a short message. Armstrong read it in silence, horror mounting within him. He flung it at the colonel and raced for the door, running through the cold to the guardroom.

***

“Tell me who you are.”

“Feldwebel Pieter Schmid, service number—”

Armstrong turned to the lieutenant. “Get out. This interview is now classified.”

“But—”

“Get out now or so help me I will throw you out the window.”

The lieutenant left as rapidly as his dignity would allow.

“Now,” Armstrong said, “Tell me who you really are.”

“My name isn’t important, but I’m a captain, undercover, from U.S. Army Intelligence. I was injured during the invasion, sent home and given this assignment.”

“Hence the limp,” Armstrong said. The injury also explained Schmid’s whereabouts since D-day.

“It’s less of a hindrance here than in the infantry.”

“And your mission?”

“You are not cleared for that.”

“I am cleared for anything I want,” Armstrong said. “Even though our countries are allies, you are a foreign spy dressed in enemy uniform. You have no legal protection under the Geneva Convention, and you have just murdered a Canadian policeman.”

Armstrong wasn’t sure about that last detail, but he bet that Schmid knew even less about international law than he did.

Unteroffizier Rudi Hertzen was actually RCMP Constable Rudy Becker, a colleague and a friend,” Armstrong said. “I should shoot you myself, save the hangman’s time. Now, I’ll ask you once again. What was your mission?”

“Can I sit down, at least?”

Armstrong dragged two chairs into the cell.

“I was given my cover last year,” Schmid said, “and inserted into the prisoner system along with about a dozen others. We were all German-Americans, and we didn’t know where we were going, I swear it. We were all supposed to be in the States. Six hundred prisoner of war camps on this side of the Atlantic. What are the odds I’d end up in Canada? Typical military SNAFU.”

“What’s a SNAFU?”

“Military slang. Situation normal, all, er, all fouled up.”

“The mission,” Armstrong said. “Get to the mission.”

“Nazi hunting. We’re trying to identify who the Nazis are.”

“Why?”

“There are stories coming out of Europe of atrocities being committed. Really bad stuff, like you couldn’t even imagine,” Schmid said. “The war is going to end soon, this year definitely, and the high command doesn’t want the Nazis getting away. There’s talk of trials after the war for murder and even worse. They are calling them war crimes. The Germans have been trying to exterminate all the Jews in Europe, as well as gypsies, homosexuals, the insane, socialists and many more.”

Schmid paused to take a drag from his cigarette. His raspy voice gave credence to his story. “We don’t want any of them to get away, and it’s not just us. The Brits started infiltrating their own people into their camps nearly two years ago, and I guess Hertzen was part of the same for you guys.”

“And?” Armstrong prodded him.

“And it was working for me. I grew up speaking German. I’m from Little Germany on the Lower East Side. So I sound the part, and my cover story was good. When I arrived, I joined the choir as members get special privileges. They can move around the camp easier, they have access to all the prisoners.

“In just over a month, I’ve identified a hundred men who are hard-core Nazis, and I have names and details. These records are going to be important. I kept notes of the things they said, where they’d served, their organizations, the work they had done. They trusted me, thought I was one of them. I was doing well. I had the evidence to nail them. And then Hertzen arrived.”

“What happened?”

“He stuck out like a sore thumb. Whoever briefed him…”

Schmid paused, wiping his brow with the back of his hand. He looked at Armstrong, half-sad, half-defiant.

“I’m Jewish. Half my family is German, but on my Mother’s side they’re Ukrainian, and her family escaped the pogroms in Russia. I’ve heard all the stories from back then, but what the Nazis are doing to the Jews now is far beyond anything this world has ever seen. Which makes this work vital. My notes are needed. After the war, they have to be held accountable.

“So when Hertzen blundered in, looking like a Boy Scout, it didn’t take long before people started getting suspicious. Not just of him, of anyone who seemed too friendly.”

Schmid paused to light another cigarette. He was chain-smoking now, the rhythm of his actions punctuating his story.

“It was at choir practice yesterday. I heard some of them, the Nazis, talking about Hertzen. They said they knew he was a spy, and they were going to get him during the night, make him talk. After practice, I watched him go to the storeroom and followed him in. I told him what they were saying, what they were threatening to do to him. He didn’t believe me, and he attacked me with a shank.”

“He attacked you?” Armstrong didn’t believe Schmid, could sense the cover-up starting to fall into place. Schmid had been protecting himself. He hadn’t cared who Rudy was.

“He attacked me. I defended myself. He died.”

“Where is the shank?”

“Somewhere out there in the snow. I don’t know where.”

His story rang false in Armstrong’s ears, but it was good enough to keep Schmid from ever seeing the inside of a courtroom. The Canadian government would not risk the wrath of the Americans by putting one of theirs on trial.

***

Armstrong stood, defeated. He was never going to be allowed to arrest Schmid, regardless of what he’d done. He would try, but he knew how this would play out. They’d escort him off the base, he’d write a report, send it to RCMP headquarters in Edmonton along with his findings. And it would be buried, or maybe returned with a recommendation that Sergeant Armstrong be posted to Tuktoyaktuk.

“Just one last question. How did they discover he was a spy?”

Schmid laughed. “I told you he hadn’t been prepared. During choir practice, he started singing the wrong words to ‘Lili Marlene.’”

“What do you mean?”

“Hertzen didn’t know the German lyrics. It sounded like he was singing a translation of the English words. I tell ya, the Nazis were near killing themselves laughing at how incompetent he was.”

***

Armstrong saw Drummond before he left. He wanted to tell him that a good man had died, and he would do all within his power to have Schmid arrested.

Drummond allowed him to rage on for two minutes before he stopped him.

“We are at war,” Drummond said. “I don’t know why the undercover American killed the undercover Canadian, nor do I care. The reason why I don’t care is there is nothing I can do. This is a Grade A first-class mess. We should have known the American was here. If we had we could have separated them so they didn’t get in each other’s way.”

He sighed and rubbed his hand over his bald head, as if to erase the memory of it all.

“The Americans will never admit they made a mistake, and by the time you get back to Fort Clearwater and write your report, I’ll wager that Schmid will be on his way home,” Drummond said. “I’m sorry for your loss, as well as the loss to the RCMP. Any man who is prepared to do what Constable Rudy Becker volunteered for is a brave man.”

“Yes,” Armstrong said. “He was very brave.”

***

The wind started up again as he rode back to town. He had Rudy’s personal effects strapped to the motorcycle and he could feel the box nudging against his back.

At the detachment, he sat in the cabin he’d shared with Rudy. As a sergeant, he’d rated separate accommodation, and it had been logical for Rudy, as the senior constable, to use the other bedroom.

Armstrong walked into the room. It was sparse, Rudy had never owned much. In the morning, he would pack it all up and send it to the family. Rudy had a younger sister. She was engaged to a mining engineer in Calgary and had been planning a summer wedding. Rudy had wanted Armstrong to go down with him to the wedding.

“You’ll like her,” he’d said, “and they’ll like you.”

The side table next to the bed held some papers. Armstrong picked them up. They were the translation of “Lili Marlene” they’d worked on together.

“This is on me,” Armstrong said aloud. “This is all on me. Oh Rudy, my Rudy. What will I do?”

Then he started to cry and sat down on the bed in Rudy’s room, the bed they’d never slept in because Armstrong’s room had more space and his bed was bigger.

He cried for his loss, his heart-wrenching loss, and he cried because he felt responsible for Rudy’s death. Rudy, so brave yet so foolish.

Mostly though, he cried because this was the only place he could.

“Oh, Rudy. My poor Rudy.”

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE FEBRUARY, 2025

Cats and reading

Dear Readers, We’ve got lots of fantastic reading coming your way this February. Books, anthologies and more ways to reach out to you, including Open Mics, a book launch at MOTIVE, an online workshop and Substack.

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Exciting news!

The 13th Letter is short-listed for the Derringer Award for Best Anthology! WOW! This is the first year anthologies have been a category.

Really cool, too: Murder, Neat: A SleuthSayers Anthology which contains Mme Melodie Campbell’s story also made the cut. As did fellow Canadian, Judy Sheluk’s  Larceny and Last Chances.

Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits

Mme Lisa Nikolits’s story “Time to Fly”, will be published in Devouring Tomorrow, an anthology of speculative short fiction imagining our world in a food-insecure future. In “Time to Fly”, Lisa imagines how centrifuge equipment can be used to induce the sensory experience of reliving the food of one’s youth after the larders of the world are depleted and nature can no longer support human life. Devouring Tomorrow is now available for pre-order here: https://bit.ly/3DLi5yv

Madeleine Harris Callway

Mme M.H. Callway is delighted that her noir thriller story, “The Lost Diner”, has been accepted for publication by Pulp Literature magazine, date TBA. Pulp Literature is a Canadian quarterly literary journal based in British Columbia that loves great storytelling in genre fiction. 

Mme Melissa Yi has started 2025 with a blast. Her story, “Evil EX, Silly Whys and the Hole of DOOM” appears in Through the Portal, Tales from a Hopeful Dystopia. In her tale, Melissa imagines having the superpower of silliness. Amazon.ca : through the portal tales from a hopeful dystopia

Mme Rosalind Place is happy to announce that Dastardly Damsels, the anthology that includes her story “ Too Close to the Edge”, won Best Anthology in the Critters Annual Readers Poll 2024. The Readers’ Poll honors print and electronic publications published during 2024 in a wide variety of categories. https://critters.org/index.php

Rosalind Place
Melissa Yi

Mme Melissa Yi has started 2025 with a blast. Her story, “Evil EX, Silly Whys and the Hole of DOOM” appears in Through the Portal, Tales from a Hopeful Dystopia. In her tale, Melissa imagines having the superpower of silliness. Amazon.ca : through the portal tales from a hopeful dystopia

Her first poetry pub of 2025, “Deviance” is in Polar Borealis, editor, Richard Graeme Cameron. Download is free here: POLAR-BOREALIS-32-January-2025.pdf.

Melissa was also interviewed on Season 9, Episode 21 of Crime Café by NYT bestselling author, Debbi Mack. Here’s the audio link: Crime Cafe – Season Nine – Debbi Mack

Also check her out on Substack where she writes about Magic, mystery and moxy and where you will find The KamikaSze Newsletter.

Subscribe to her SubSubstack: https://melissayi.substack.com/subscribe

And if she isn’t already busy, Melissa has started a new hockey romance novella series set in her hometown. 

Available January 10
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Available February 21

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE

Mmes  M. H. Callway will be on The Writers Union of Canada’s Open Mic on Tuesday, February 4, at 7 p.m. This Zoom event is open to members of the TWUC.  Mme Sylvia Warsh will be on Open Mic in April.

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Mme Lisa de Nikolits has moved her review site, “The Minerva Reader”, now titled “A Turn of Phrase”, to Substack. The site is free and you can subscribe or follow her by clicking the down menu from the three dots. All support would be greatly appreciated. Here is the link:

lisadenikolits.substack.com/subscribe

Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak

Join Lorna Poplak on Saturday, February 15 at 2 p.m. for this free online presentation, where she will discuss the history of capital punishment in Canada. She will speak to the stories of two inmates of the Huron Historic Gaol: the public execution of Nicholas Melady and the egregious case of teenager Steven Truscott.

It’s Flashback February in the County—Prince Edward County

In this virtual presentation at 6 p.m. on Wednesday, February 19, 2025, Lorna Poplak will be discussing the grim history of the death penalty in Canada. A comparison of 2 murders in Prince Edward County, the first in the late 1800s and the second 20 years later, will highlight the inconsistent application of the death sentence.

Tickets are available at a suggested price of $10 through the Visit the County website at https://tinyurl.com/4r746zcz

Mme Melodie Campbell will be a featured author at MOTIVE Crime and Mystery festival this year, following publication of her 18th book, The Silent Film Star Murders. MOTIVE (sponsored by the Toronto International Festival of Authors) will take place June 27-29, on the campus of the University of Toronto. More details to come.

Melodie Campbell
Jayne Barnard

Mme Jayne Barnard is co-leading an online session for the Northern Ontario Writers Workshop on February 13 at 7 p.m.

“Shaping Sherlock and Making Moriarty” is an online workshop for the Northwestern Ontario Writers Workshop and the Sudbury Writer’s Guild

Taking (some) of the mystery out writing mysteries, Jayne Barnard, award winning author of the Falls Mystery novels, and Darrow Woods, finalist for a Crime Writers of Canada Award of Excellence for his debut mystery The Book of Answers, will be your guides to exploring key aspects of the mystery genre. and trying your hands at creating compelling heroes and killer villains.

Registration information to follow.

jaynebarnard.ca

DON’T MISS

Monthly crime fiction readings are happening at Brews and Clues on Thursday, February 13, at 6: 30 pm at Stout Irish Pub, 221 Carleton Street. Hosted by Des Ryan.

The Capital Crime Writers annual short story contest for the 2025 Audrey Jessup Award is open to writers living in the Ottawa region and all members of the CCW. Deadline is April 1st.  Submission rules information is here: www.capitalcrimewriters.com

BONY BLITHE IS BACK!

Time to say to hell with winter and think ahead to the spring…and specifically to Friday, May 9 and the 2025 Bony Blithe Mini-con. And you can register right now by visiting the Bony Blithe Website www.bonyblithe.ca and following the directions there for filling in the registration form and then paying.

New this year is Dem Bones, Bony Blithe’s monthly newsletter featuring mini-con info, crime- and writing-related articles, info about our authors, games, and other fun stuff.

The 2025 Bony Blithe Mini-con will give you a day of delight and edification…to say nothing of lunch, nibblies, books to buy, signings, schmoozing, and more.

The mini-con will again be at the High Park Club, 100 Indian Road, Toronto. This year, due to popular demand, we’re back on the fully accessible first floor of the club.

We’re currently talking with a book dealer about coming, so authors will no longer have to sell their books themselves and can participate fully in the fun. More about that to come.

The mini-con will run from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. The cost is $85 per person, and lunch and morning and afternoon snacks are included. You can pay with Paypal/Visa/Mastercard ($85 + $3 service charge) or with an e-transfer (sent to info@bonyblithe.ca).

So register now for a mysteriously grand time with our bony, bonny girl. See you on May 9 at the con.

Authors, register early so we can include news about your new books, upcoming events, awards, etc. in Dem Bones. Send your news to info@bonyblithe.ca with “Dem Bones” in the email subject line.

For more info about anything con-related, contact us at info@bonyblithe.ca.

FEBRUARY STORY

We are back to doing free short stories every month! This month’s story is by M. Kevin Thornton. “Under the Lamplight” is from our 4th anthology, In the Key of 13. Lamplight is from our 4th anthology, In the Key of 13 (Carrick Publishing).

In the Key of 13
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WOW WHAT A YEAR 2024: Part 1 – Kudos and Events!

Happy New Year, Dear Readers!

The Mesdames and Messieurs had another stellar year in 2024. It was the Year of the Comeback with the return of Bony Blithe and Noir at the Bar.

We had terrific real-world events – and recognitions, too! We were guests on CWC’s Podcasts and hit the theatre stage. Plus we had energy to spare for many book launches, conferences, writers’ festivals, talks and workshops.

Best of all, in 2024, Carrick Publishing released our 6th anthology, The 13th Letter. M is the 13th letter of the alphabet and it stands for Mesdames, Messieurs, mayhem and, of course, murder!

OUR SIXTH ANTHOLOGY!

M is the 13th letter of the alphabet. The Mesdames and Messieurs interpreted M to stand for a multitude of nefarious things like mischief and mayhem – or to use it like an actual letter. Our stories range from outrageous comedy to locked-room mysteries to dark thrillers.

Carrick Publishing released The 13th Letter in October 2024. Huge thanks go to our amazing editor and publisher, Donna Carrick and book cover artist extraordinaire, Sara Carrick.

The 13th Letter received a warm review from CWC Grand Master, Maureen Jennings who wrote:

Another great outing by the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. This 6th anthology is a wonderful variety of stories; some very funny; some sad; some even a little troubling. All engrossing. Well done.

Joanne Culley of the Peterborough Examiner featured The 13th Letter on her annual holiday round-up of recommended reads, saying:

These entertaining stories are a mix of funny and dark, with plots featuring not only murderers but stalkers, liars, cheats and more.

Claire Murray of Kings River Life wrote a wonderful, warm review of each and every story in The 13th Letter. Read her full review here.

WONDERFUL EVENTS!

LAUNCH OF THE 13TH LETTER, NOVEMBER 2, 2024

L to R: Lisa De Nikolits, Lynne Murphy, Cat Mills and son, Neil, Jane Burfield, Rosemary McCracken, Roz Place, Lorna Poplak, Ed Piwowarczyk, Donna Carrick, M. H. Callway and Sylvia Warsh.

Huge thanks to Mme Marian Misters and Sleuth of Baker Street for hosting the launch of The 13th Letter. And thanks go to J. D. Singh, Prince and Pixie, too! All copies of The 13th Letter sold out!

Each of the authors in the above photo shared a teaser of their story to a full house of readers and friends. (Blair Keetch was there, too.) Nibblies and coffee were served. The rosemary shortbread by Mme Lynne Murphy from her story, “Scamming Granny”, proved especially popular. The recipe is available on request!

MAUREEN JENNINGS HONORED WITH CWC’S GRAND MASTER AWARD, APRIL 27, 2024

Cutting the cake at Sleuth of Baker Street
Hyacinthe Miller, CWC’s President, presents Maureen with the Grand Master Award
Celebrating with Mme Marian Misters and J.D. Singh at Sleuth of Baker Street
Mmes Sylvia Warsha and Lynne Murphy congratulate Maureen

The Crime Writers of Canada honored Maureen Jennings with the Grand Master Award on April 27, 2024, in recognition of her many accomplishments. Maureen is the creator of the world-famous Detective Murdoch mysteries and long-running TV series. She has written three further mystery series: the Tom Tyler, Christine Morris and Paradise Cafe crime novels. She also created the acclaimed TV series, Bomb Girls and has penned several mystery plays, which are regularly performed in Ontario.

Unfailingly supportive of fellow authors, many of Maureen’s creative writing students have gone on to become published authors. The Mesdames and Messieurs were delighted to be part of her wonderful celebration.

AWARDS AND RECOGNITION

CWC AWARDS OF EXCELLENCE

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Melissa Yi" Shapes of Wrath
Melissa Yi

In April, M. H. Callway and Melissa Yi received nominations for the CWC Awards of Excellence . Mme Mad‘s dark cozy story, “Wisteria Cottage”, published in Malice Domestic, Mystery Most Traditional (Wildside Press), was nominated for Best Short Story. Mme Melissa‘s novel, The Shapes of Wrath, the first book in her new Dr. Hope Sze series, was short-listed for the Howard Engel Award for Best Crime Novel Set in Canada.

MYSTERY QUEEN!

Our Queen of Comedy, Mme Melodie Campbell, was featured in the 2024 Spring Issue of Queen’s University’s Smith Magazine. She was recognized as one of the university’s prominent alumni and named Mystery Queen!

GUESTS ON THE CWC PODCAST

Erik d’Souza

In December 2024, The Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem were interviewed by CWC’s Erik d’Souza In Season 2, Episode 42, we talked about our history, our memorable real-world events and our new anthology, The 13th Letter.

It couldn’t have been easy wrangling all eight of us: Jane Burfield, M.H. Callway, Donna Carrick, Blair Keetch, Rosemary McCracken, Lynne Murphy, Lorna Poplak and Melissa Yi! Perhaps it turned out a bit chaotic but we loved being there.

Listen to us here or even better watch us on YouTube here.

Erik also interviewed M. H. Callway and Melissa Yi about their short-listed crime fiction. Both their podcasts were among CWC’s most down-loaded in 2024 with over 300+ each!

You can listen to M. H. Callway’s podcast here and Melissa’s here.

Melissa also appeared on Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine podcast with “Blue Christmas”.

FAB BOOK LAUNCHES

THE ORPHAN LAUNCHES AT SLEUTH OF BAKER STREET!

Marian Misters
Sylvia Warsh

With huge thanks, as always, to Marian Misters and Sleuth of Baker Street, Sylvia Warsh launched her historical YA novel, The Orphan, on Saturday, May 5th. The bookstore was packed with readers, friends and fellow authors – and there was cake! The Orphan has gone on to critical acclaim both in Canada and the USA.

AUNTIE BEERS LAUNCHES ON ZOOM

Cathy Astolfo

On May 25th, Cathy Astolfo and Donna Carrick launched Cathy‘s new book, the salty, connected tales of Auntie Beers (Carrick Publishing). The launch took place on Zoom.

And Auntie Beers will soon be on Audible, narrated by perfect voice actress, Meredith Henderson.

THE PLAY’S THE THING!

Many crime writers share a dark secret: they are clandestine playwrights and screenwriters! Some, like award-winning comedy mystery writer A.J. Devlin, even started out as screenwriters. In 2024, the Mesdames wrote and/or worked on three theatrical productions!

Melissa Yi’s play, Terminally Ill, is based on her Dr. Hope Sze’s mystery novel of the same name.

Chained. Nailed. In a coffin. In Montreal’s St. Lawrence River. Will Elvis survive?

Dr. Hope Sze restarts the escape artist’s heart but uncovers sabotage. She plunges into the merry – and murderous – world of magic and illusion to solve the crime.

Terminally Ill premiered at the Ottawa Fringe Festival on February 8 to 10, 2024.

Melodie Campbell’s light-hearted romance, The Italian Cure, was dramatized by the Long Island Books for Dessert Club, a club for adults with disabilities.

In Melodie‘s novel, Charlie, the main character, has a sister who’s confined to a wheelchair because of her Cerebral Palsy. Charlie writes to her beloved little sister every night, during her tour of Italy to tell about her adventures.

Rehearsals began at the Port Washington Library, Long Island, New York in June 2024.

Mme Cheryl Freedman was the dialogue coach for Elaine Freedman’s play, Alas, Poor Romeo.

Robert “Romeo” Coates’s life plays out as Charles Dickens interviews him and exposes his bad performances, both on and off the English stage.

Alas, Poor Romeo was brought to the stage by the Village Playhouse players, on June 6 to 9, 2024.

CONFERENCES AND WRITERS’ FESTIVALS

ONTARIO LIBRARY ASSOCIATION SUPERCONFERENCE, JANUARY 2024

Mme Mad

The OLA Super-conference once again invited the Crime Writers of Canada to present at the 2024 Idea Hub. M. H. Callway presented her new story collection, Snake Oil and Other Tales (Carrick Publishing) on January 26, 2024. And it is now in the TPL!

Many thanks to Jass Ajula of CWC for organizing this event!

LEFT COAST CRIME, SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, APRIL 2024

Left Coast Crime 2024 took place from April 10 to 14th in Seattle, Washington. The rainy west coast surprised more than 200 authors and fans with some glorious sunny weather. Many Western Canadian crime writers attended: Cathy Ace, A.J. Devlin, Winona Kent, Merrilee Robson, Iona Wishaw and Sam Wiebe among many more. A grand highlight was the Canadian cocktail hour hosted by A.J. Devlin and Winona Kent, where they served up Canadian crime and, of course, Bloody Caesars!

M. H. Callway was honored to be on the Mix It Up: Writers Who Bend Genres panel, moderated by award-winning comedy mystery author, Rob Osler. Apparently, her crime fiction is so dark it crosses over into horror!

MOTIVE: TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL OF AUTHORS, JUNE 2024

In 2024, the Toronto International Festival of Authors was back in Toronto with MOTIVE, celebrating international crime writers from June 7 to 9th.

Crime Writers of Canada hosted a booth for book sales, attended by several CWC members, including Blair Keetch, Lynne Murphy, Rosemary McCracken, Lorna Poplak and Sylvia Warsh. Sylvia read from her new work, The Orphan, on June 9th.

BONY BLITHE, JUNE 15TH

A great comeback: The Bony Blithe Minicon returned to the Real World! A grand day out was had by authors and fans on June 15th: kudos and thanks to Mme Cheryl Freedman for organizing.

The Mesdames participated in several panels. Whose Life Is It Anyway, which explored incorporating your own life in your writing, was moderated by Mme. Caro Soles.

Mmes Jane Burfield, Marilyn Kay and Rosemary McCracken discussed the Rise and Glorious Future of Short Crime Fiction, moderated by M. H. Callway.

Melodie Campbell and Caro Soles discussed the Devil’s in the Details with Cheryl Freedman moderating and Sylvia Warsh led the discussion on When Paranormal Meets Mystery. The day finished with OMG, My Book’s Been Published, moderated by Marilyn Kay.

More good news: Bony Blithe will be back on Friday, May 9, 2025. Save the date! Here are some pics:

WHEN WORDS COLLIDE, CALGARY, AUGUST 2024

The multi-genre conference, When Words Collide, is now managed by the Alexandra Writers’ Centre Society. Mme Madona Skaff attended from August 16 to 18, 2024 and happily reported that the conference was as terrific as before.

Madona participated on two panels: Mastering the Macabre, Techniques in Crime, Mystery and Thriller Writing and We are the Heroes Not the Sidekicks: Building Worlds and Stories in SFF that Centre on Disabled Protagonists.

When Words Collide will be back in 2025 from August 14 to 17th. Save the date.

EASTERN ONTARIO WRITERS FESTIVAL

The inaugural Eastern Ontario Writers Festival took place on September 7, 2024, at the Cornwall Public Library. Its aim was to help local writers learn from established authors and to support networking. The 22 featured authors represented a variety of genres – and Mme Melissa Yi was one of the founders! She gave a workshop presentation on world-building for novels.

Melissa Yi with the conference founders

WORD ON THE STREET, SEPTEMBER 2024

Toronto’s annual book festival, Word on the Street, returned to Queen’s Park on September 28 and 29th. Huge thanks to Mme Sylvia Warsh for organizing and managing the Mmes booth, which we shared with Toronto Sisters in Crime.

Booth duties were carried out by M. H. Callway, Blair Keetch, Lynne Murphy, Rosemary McCracken, Lorna Poplak, Caro Soles and, of course, Sylvia Warsh.

Melodie Campbell was on hand at the Cormorant Press booth to sign copies of her historical mystery, The Merry Widow Murders.

READING VENUES RETURN!

RETURN OF NOIR AT THE BAR!

Another Grand Comeback: Rob Brunet returned from his world travels and restarted Noir at the Bar Toronto on April 25th at the Duke of Kent pub. Rob plans to invite a co-host for each new Noir.

M. H. Callway was honored to be asked to co-host the evening, which featured six Canadian crime writers, among them Mme Sylvia Warsh.

Hope Thompson and Jeffrey Round continued hosting Queer Noir at the Bar on June 5th as part of Pride Month and on December 4th at The Black Eagle.

Lisa De Nikolits and Lynne Murphy were delighted to be featured readers in The Noir Before Christmas.

A huge thank you to Rob Brunet, Hope Thompson and Jeffrey Round for their support of Canadian crime writers – and the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem.

BREWS AND CLUES CAME BACK, TOO!

Des Ryan, retired police detective turned crime writer, founded, Brews and Clues, a monthly reading series for CWC members in September 2023. Readings take place on the second Thursday of every month. Happily, Des started up the series again for 2024 to 2025.

On January 11, 2024, Rosemary McCracken and Lynne Murphy were featured followed by Lisa De Nikolits on February 8th. The Mesdames and Messieurs were the guests on November 14th, reading from The 13th Letter.

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK: CWC PUB NIGHTS

Jass Ajula and Lorne Estleman, CWC’s Toronto reps, held the first of a series of CWC pub nights on October 24th at the Union Social Eatery pub. Drinks, presentations of newly published crime books and book exchanges were the order of the day. Lynne Murphy represented the Mmes and Messrs and talked about The 13th Letter.

A most successful evening! The next CWC pub night is scheduled for Thursday, January 23, 2025.

WORKSHOPS AND READINGS

The Mesdames participated in a large number of book-reading events, podcasts and social media events in 2024. Look for full details by author in WOW What a Year, Part 2.

Here are some of the highlights:

TORONTO PUBLIC LIBRARY, WYCHWOOD BRANCH, THE TEA AND MURDER CLUB

The Toronto Public Library computers were hacked in 2023, but wisely staff did not give in to the ransom demands from the black hats. Fortunately, the TPL systems were rebuilt and back up and running later in 2024.

Lynne Murphy, M. H. Callway, Rosemary McCracken and Blair Keetch
Wychwood’s Tea and Murder Club

Despite the challenges faced by TPL, we had a most rewarding event on January 18, 2024 at Wychwood Library when we met with the crime fiction fans of the Tea and Murder Club. M. H. Callway, Blair Keetch, Lynne Murphy and Rosemary McCracken spoke about Canadian crime fiction and shared their stories. Many thanks to Isobel Lang at Wychwood Branch for her support!

REACHING BEYOND THE GTA

Mme Rosemary McCracken had two great book events outside the GTA where she connected with crime fiction fans in small-town Ontario. On July 13, 2024, she had a book booth at Bookapalooza in Minden where best-selling author, Linwood Barclay, was guest of honour.

And on Saturday, October 19, 2024 she joined a panel of four CWC authors for the CWC Forum held at New Tecumseth Public Library. The program aimed to encourage emerging authors to learn from established writers.

STEP INTO THE SURREAL!

On October 22nd, Lisa De Nikolits was invited to read at Halloween Spooktacular held by Minstrels and Bards to celebrate the scary season.

This costumed event encouraged participants to come as their alter ego, muse, fantasy or simply dress to be scary. And Lisa did!

NOT WRITING, BUT FANTASTIC

Mme Lisa de Nikolits represented Canada at the International Karate Daigaku (IKD) World Cup in Georgetown, Guyana. Her team, Kata, Female 50+ won the GOLD medal, BEST IN THE WORLD!! And Lisa herself won a bronze medal for Canada in Individual Kata, 50+!!

AND AT LONG LAST, A BIG HUG AND THANK YOU TO:

Marilyn Kay and Roz Place for keeping our newsletter running!

Marilyn Kay
Marilyn Kay
Rosalind Place
Rosalind Place
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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE, JANUARY 2025

HAPPY NEW YEAR, DEAR READERS!

Our Mesdames and Messieurs are striding out in the wintry weather and going places with audiobooks, a flurry of stories and novels, our own anthology, readings for your entertainment and the promise of another Bony Blithe Mini-Con.

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Mme Catherine Astolfo’s, novel of connecting short stories Auntie Beers, is coming soon to Audible, Amazon, and iTunes! Auntie Beers was practically made for audio. Of course, it takes a talented actress to give just the right flavour of the Irish lilt that Auntie Beers maintained even after living in Canada for a long time. Luckily, Catherine is related to the perfect voice actress. Meredith Henderson (star of Shania: A Life in Eight Albums, among others) is her Belle-Fille. You might be haunted by the stories of life in difficult times, but you will be uplifted by the resilience and love shown by the characters. Of course, being primarily a crime writer, Catherine had to throw in some of those and a mystery as well.

Things to do: go to https://voice123.com/voice-actor/meredithhenderson5  for more information about Meredith’s voice-over work. Things to do: go to https://voice123.com/voice-actor/meredithhenderson5  for more information about Meredith’s voice-over work.

Catherine Astolfo

Visit https://www.amazon.ca/Auntie-Beers-connected-short-stories/dp/1772421812, for Auntie Beers in other editions, published by Carrick Publishing.

Go to http://www.catherineastolfo.ca  or Facebook https://www.facebook.com/Catherine.Astolfo/ for alerts about the release date of the audio version. We know you’ll enjoy listening to Meredith’s unique, captivating voice as she reveals the tales of an Irish immigrant and the Canadian experience.

Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Mme Sylvia Warsh’s short story, “Polly Wants a Freaking Cracker,” will appear in the next Malice Domestic anthology, Murder Most Humorous, to be published in April.

Mme Melissa Yi has turned her multi-genre talents to romance for the Glengarry Guards hockey romance series. Her novella, Fire and Ice, launches on Kindle Unlimited on January 10th. Fire and Ice: A Cute Small Town Friends-to-Lovers Hockey Romance eBook: Yi, Melissa, Yuan-Innes, Melissa: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

THE 13TH LETTER

The 13th Letter was featured in Joanne Culley’s annual holiday round-up of recommended reads in her column in the Peterborough Examiner last month along with a picture of some of the Mesdames and Messieurs from our launch at Sleuth of Baker Street.

“These entertaining stories are a mix of funny and dark, with plots featuring not only murderers but stalkers, liars, cheats and more.”

Joanne Culley is an award-winning writer and documentary producer whose previous books are Claudette on the Keys and Love in the Air: Second World War Letters. She has written for the Peterborough Examiner for over twenty years.

MORE PRAISE FOR THE 13TH LETTER

Lorie Lewis Ham, publisher of  Kings River Life, sent a link to a review of The 13th Letter by Claire Murray. It’s a wonderful review with info on every story in the book! Here’s the link to Claire Murray’s review in Kings River Life Magazine: The 13th Letter By Les Mesdames & Messieurs of Mayhem: Review/Giveaway

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE

The Crime Writers of Canada is hosting another social evening in Toronto on Thursday, January 23rd at Union Social Eatery, 4899 Yonge St. Many thanks to Jass Ajula and Lorne Estleman for organizing. Mmes M. H. Callway and Lynne Murphy plan to attend.

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Lynne Murphy
Lynne Murphy

The Ontario Library Association Super Conference takes place at the Toronto Convention Centre from Wednesday, January 29th to Saturday, February 1st, 2025. On Friday, January 31st, at 1:30 pm, the CWC will be presenting new crime fiction publications at Idea Hub. Mme M. H. Callway and M. Blair Keetch will be presenting The 13th Letter to librarians. Also on January 31st, Mme Sylvia Warsh will be presenting her latest book, The Orphan.

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Blair Keetch
Blair Keetch
Sylvia Warsh

Mme Rosemary McCracken will be reading from her first Pat Tierney mystery, Safe Harbor, at The Writers’ Union of Canada’s Ontario Open Mic Night, Tuesday, January 7th at 7 p.m. TWUC members will receive a Zoom link to attend the evening’s readings.

Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken

ANNOUNCEMENTS

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BONY BLITHE!

The Bony Blithe Mini-Con is back for 2025! They’ll again be at the High Park Club (100 Indian Road, Toronto), home to their last four mini-cons. For 2025, good news: They’re back on the first floor of the club, a fully accessible space.

The event is on Friday, May 9, 2025, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Registration is $85, which includes a full day of fun programming, along with lunch plus morning and afternoon nibblies. They also have some surprises in mind for this year’s event, so stay tuned for more info.

They’ll be opening registration later this month. However, if you have any questions or suggestions for panels, drop them a line at info@bonyblithe.ca .

DON’T MISS

Submissions to The Derringer Awards are open from January 1st to 31st. Be sure to read the guidelines carefully. To enter a story, you must have joined the Short Mystery Fiction Society by December 31st. Here is the link: derringerawards.2025@gmail.com

YEAR END REVIEW 2024

Watch out for our Year End Review for 2024 coming in early January! The Mesdames and Messieurs had another stellar year in 2024 and look forward to many more writerly adventures, new publications and conferences in 2025.

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NEWS FLASH: THE MESDAMES AND MESSIEURS OF MAYHEM ON CWC PODCAST

We were delighted to be interviewed by Erik D’Souza of Crime Writers of Canada to tell listeners about our history, work together and our SIX anthologies, especially our latest, The 13th Letter.

Listen to our podcast here:

CWC Website: https://crimewriterscanada.com/index.php/en/page/podcasts/permalink/the-mesdames-and-messieurs-of-mayhem-the-13th-letter

Podcast page: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/episodes/16312361

Direct Link to MP3: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/episodes/16312361-the-mesdames-and-messieurs-of-mayhem-the-13th-letter.mp3?download=true

As of Monday, December 30th, we’ll be on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/tFH_vtmAZcY

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

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THE MESDAMES 2024 YEAR END BOOK REVIEW

Happy Holidays, Dear Readers!

It’s winter solstice and the Holidays. What’s more wonderful than snuggling up with terrific new books and stories by the fabulous Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem?

Whether you love cozy crime, thrillers, whodunnits, noir, Sherlockania, romance or speculative fiction, we have something here for you. Enjoy, have the best holiday ever and wishing you the best for 2025!

The New Year will be exciting for the Mesdames and Messieurs. Stand by for terrific news about our upcoming book and story publications and for exciting events in 2025.

THE MESDAMES ANTHOLOGIES CELEBRATING CRIME FICTION!

OUR LATEST! M IS FOR MESDAMES, MESSIEURS , MAYHEM AND…MURDER! Featuring 22 stories by leading Canadian crime authors from outrageous comedy to deepest noir.

Spirits, mostly evil!
Music, mayhem and murder!
Cathy Astolfo’s CWC Award Winner!
Our Take on Father Time!
Our very first book!

FABULOUS NEW BOOKS!

Salty tales from an uncompromising Irish dame!
Critically acclaimed historical YA mystery
Exciting YA mystery
Book 2 in Hope Sze’s Seven Deadly Sins thriller series

TERRIFIC RECENT RELEASES!

Cozy murder mystery comedy
Collected crime fiction from comedy to noir by M. H. Callway
Book 1: New Dr. Hope Sze series

Amazing Anthologies!

Too Close to the Edge” by Rosalind Place
The Watching Game” by Lisa De Nikolits
“The Mob, the Model and the College Reunion” by Melodie Campbell
“King Larp” by Jayne Barnard
“Number One: Enduring Across Time” by Madona Skaff
Evil Ex, Silly Whys and the Hole of Doom” by Melissa Yi

Mayhem in Magazines!

“The Longest Night of the Year” by Melissa Yi
“The Crocodile of Lachine Canal” by Melissa Yi
Alfred Hitchcock Magazine’s podcast of Melissa Yi’s “Blue Christmas”

For Fans of Sherlock Holmes

All with stories by Kevin Thornton. More coming in 2025!

TWO Stories by Kevin Thornton: “Tracks Across Canada” and “Tracked Across America”
Fair Scarborough” by Kevin Thornton
Contributor: Kevin Thornton
Contributor: Kevin Thornton

FOR TRUE CRIME FANS!

Critically acclaimed history by Lorna Poplak
Canada’s dark side by Lorna Poplak

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE, DECEMBER 2024

Santa Cat

New publications, book readings, podcasts and more. December looks to be a busy and festive time for our Mesdames and Monsieurs. We hope you can join us!

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Lisa de Nikolits Book Deal

Mme Lisa De Nikolits has signed a contract with Level Best Books for her new novel, That Time I Killed You, a twisted tale of iced cakes and murderous intent… the publication date is set for 2026.

Big congrats to Mme Jayne Barnard for her story, “King Larp”, in Sisters in Crime West’s new anthology, Crime Wave 3: Dangerous Games. Jayne is also one of the Senior Editors.

Crime Wave 3: Dangerous Games: A Canada West Anthology eBook : West, Canada , Kent, Winona; Benson, Sandra; Bianco, Catherine; Barnsley, Pam; Morganti, Charlotte, Vandervlugt, Joanna; Wright, Susan Jane; Donison, PJ; Delany, Vicki : Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Jayne Barnard
Jayne Barnard

Congratulations to Mme Melissa Yi for her latest story “The Longest Night of the Year”, published in the 2024 November/December issue of Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

READINGS

Mmes Lisa De Nikolits and Lynne Murphy are reading at The Noir Before Christmas, hosted by Jeffrey Round and Hope Thompson. Wednesday, December 4th, at 7 p.m. at the Black Eagle Bar, 1st floor, Back Room, 457 Church Street. Black Eagle Toronto.

Lisa de Nikolits
Lisa de Nikolits
Lynne Murphy
Lynne Murphy
Jane Burfield

Mme Jane Burfield is reading at this month’s Brews and Clues, Thursday, December 12, at 6:30 p.m., Stout Irish Pub, 221 Carleton St. Hosted by Des Ryan. STOUT IRISH PUB Cabbage Town, Toronto, Ontario

PODCASTS

The Mesdames and Messieurs podcast with Erik D’Souza for Crime Writers of Canada is scheduled for December 12th, with Mmes Jane Burfield, M. H. Callway, Donna Carrick,  Rosemary McCracken, Lynne Murphy, Lorna Poplak, Melissa Yi and M. Blair Keetch, (time to be confirmed). Crime Writers of Canada – Home

Jane Burfield
Jane Burfield
Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Donna Carrick
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken
Lynne Murphy
Lynne Murphy
Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak
Melissa Yi
Blair Keetch
M. Blair Keetch

THE 13TH LETTER

Big thanks to Maureen Jennings for her wonderful review of our new anthology, The 13th Letter. Maureen writes:

Another great outing by the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. This 6th anthology is a wonderful variety of stories; some very funny; some sad; some even a little troubling. All engrossing. Well done.

Maureen Jennings. (Murdoch Mysteries/ Tom Tyler series/ Paradise Café series.)

UPCOMING

Stand by for the Mesdames and Messieurs’ Year End Book Review to be published shortly. Books make excellent prezzies for the holiday season!

Sisters in Crime Toronto’s Holiday party is on Thursday, December 19th, at 6:00 p.m. at Hot House, 35 Church Street. This event is for members and guests only.

The deadline for submissions to the CWC Awards of Excellence is December 15th. All submissions are electronic so no need to worry about the postal strike. Crime Writers of Canada – Home

THANKS TO…

Remember the fabulous photographer who took our iconic photograph at the Darling Mansion?

His name is Henry Vanderspek. Whether in city streets of North America and Europe or the dusty roads of rural East Africa, Henry finds joy in capturing vibrant local atmosphere and drawing the viewer in to celebrate the many ways people live a full life.

About Henry:

His images have been published in TheGlobeandMail.com, BlogTO, CBC Toronto, CTV Ottawa, Vice Canada, CNN.com and several local Canadian newspapers. In 2021 he worked with East End Arts and GreekTown on the Danforth BIA to document and celebrate Humans of the Danforth. Other notable exhibits featured Old World Shoes, which won “Best in Exhibition” in the 2022 DesignTO Festival and Taxi Drivers of Toronto, in the 2017 Contact Photo Festival. His images have won awards and been displayed in Toronto City Hall offices. Each year Henry exhibits his art images in several outdoor art shows, such as the Queen West Art Crawl, Toronto Outdoor Art Fair, and Danforth East Arts Fair.

Apart from being a wonderful philanthropist and photographer, Henry has a range of lovely products that might be just what your Christmas stocking needs (we all deserve a self-gift after this year!), or maybe you’ve got a hard-to-please relative or Secret Santa that you need the perfect gift for.

Book Lovers tote bag
For example, how about this fabulous Book Lovers tote bag? The image on the bag is from the “World’s Biggest Book Store”, formerly located on Edward Street in Toronto. For his products, check out CultureSnap and all the links below. You can order by email to arrange pick-up or delivery, which is very handy too.

He’s also available for photojournalism assignments, to document your organization in images and words, for event photography and creative portraits, and is always looking for interesting venues to display his work.

Contact details:

Henry Vanderspek
www.CultureSnap.ca
416-655-9922
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Instagram: @culturesnap
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NOVEMBER STORY: The Moonlight Sonata by Caro Soles

Caro Soles

Caro Soles is an author, editor, creative writing teacher and the founder of Canada’s first national crime writers conference, Bloody Words. She is a master of multiple genres as well as literary fiction: crime, speculative fiction, historicals- and gay male erotica! Her work has been shortlisted for the Lamda Literary Award, Aurora Award and Bram Stoker Award.

In addition to her distinguished literary career, Caro is an active and dedicated member of Canadian Dachshund Rescue.

THE MOONLIGHT SONATA

by

CARO SOLES

I have never lived in such an elegant place as this. It’s like being in another world here, with the gold-braided doorman and echoing black-marble vestibule. Up we go, Mother and I, in the golden cage to the fourth floor where more marble awaits. Two large vases stand on either side of the entrance, holding huge ostrich plumes more suited to be waved in front of some Egyptian pharaoh like Tutankhamen. There’s even a second floor inside the apartment, with wide banisters and a curving stairway with shallow carpeted steps. The red runner has brass rods holding it in place. I stare at them sometimes, almost hypnotized. The rooms here are large and filled with shadows, the long windows hung with heavy lace and velvet drapery. There are oil paintings, suspended by long ropes, on the walls.

Of course, this isn’t our apartment. We could never aspire to anything this grand. It belongs to my Aunt Esmé and Uncle Robert. We’re just the poor relations. When Mother ran away with an Italian musician years ago, she was disowned, but now that he’s dead in the war and I am so good at what I do, it seems much can be forgiven, if not forgotten. “If only he had been an officer, like Robert,” Aunt Esmé would say, “you would have been taken care of.” Everyone knows Uncle Robert was never anywhere near the front, but Mother says nothing, just bites her lip the way she does and then changes the subject. Mother swallows her grief for me, so that I can perform during their musical evenings. Perhaps someone will notice and remember me, and take me away to study and perform elsewhere. And bring her with me. I spend a lot of time practicing on the square grand piano my aunt and uncle are so proud of. It is lovely to look at with its mother-of-pearl inlay, but its tone leaves something to be desired, a fact I keep to myself. It is, Mother says, the ship that will sail us out of bondage. She says things like that sometimes.

Today Aunt Esmé swept out the door in a formidable velvet hat with a tassel hanging down on one side like a bell pull. Mother thought her dress shockingly short, halfway to her knees, but Aunt Esmé says this is the fashion now. She is meeting her lord and master for lunch at The Club. At least that’s what she says. I followed her one time a few weeks ago when she said the same thing and found out The Club was not her true destination. But I digress. Mother went out as well on some errand or other for my aunt, so there is no one here but the maid and Cook. My shoulders gradually relax as I start up the stairs.

The grandfather clock in the marble foyer wheezed into its job of striking the hours and was followed in short order by the French clock on the mantel in the main salon, the Ivan Mezgin Russian monstrosity and all the other lunatic timepieces so beloved of Uncle Robert. The man was obsessed with time, or perhaps only with timepieces, since he hired a clockmaker to come once a week to look after them all. Amusingly, he claims not to have the time himself, but I think he does not have the patience. I was upstairs and out through the French doors onto the terrace before the clamor ceased.

Out here, the extravagant blooms have died in their cement urns, trailing skeletal remains over the edges. No one has come to clean the dead leaves from the stone floor. I walk through them to the low railing, leaning over to greet the leering gargoyle I can just make out over the entry. If I lean over far enough, I can see into the neighbor’s apartment that joins this corner, forming the small courtyard. They’re new here, having moved in with all their goods and chattels a mere few weeks ago. I had watched as every settee and sideboard, hamper full of crockery and roll of Persian rug, Tiffany lamp and pier glass made its way inside. Last, but not least, came the grand piano, a real Bösendorfer. A girl began to practice on it the very next day.

She was lovely, this girl, with long dark-gold hair almost to her waist, held back from her face with a huge hair ribbon that never seemed to go limp. She was like an illustration in an old book. I watched her every move avidly, drinking in her grace, the dimple in one cheek, the way she tossed back her hair with one hand as she played. She came to the window one time, and I saw she had eyes the color of lavender. Her mouth smiled, as if she saw me and liked what she saw.

I soon discovered that I could see and hear her even better from our music room if I pulled the drapes way back and opened the window. I began to spend a lot more time there. No one but the maid ever came into the music room, so no one but Mother noticed. When I heard her at the door today, I jumped down from the wide window seat and slid onto the piano stool.

“A little chilly in here, isn’t it?” Mother closed the window and pulled the drapes closer together, the brass rings rattling like a rebuke to my ears. “We don’t want them complaining about the heating.” She sat down on the ottoman near me and folded her hands. I noticed she was wearing one of Aunt Esmé’s old dresses, which she must have altered, since she was smaller than her big-boned sister.

“I know things are not easy for you here,” she began, and I tensed. “You must study and practice and do well, my dearest. It is our only chance of getting away from here. You are my lodestar, my hope.” She looked at me in that intent way she had, and I felt my insides turn over and my heart swell with love.

“I will,” I promised, tears in my throat.

“Esmé is having a big dinner party next week, and she wants you to play beforehand. Nothing too modern, mind.”

“Don’t worry. No Russians, I promise.” I grinned, trying to make her smile.

“Thank you, dear.” She reached over and patted my hand. “Now I must go. Esmé wants me to help with the flowers.”

I sat there for a long time after she left, thinking about how things used to be, in our small walk-up apartment that was always full of music and laughter. No one here laughed much, I noticed, and the only music was provided by me. And that wonderful girl next door. I got up and opened the window again.

At once the flowing strains of the Moonlight Sonata filled the dim room. I laid my head against the wooden casement of the window and pulled my legs up to my chin. The melody was like a balm to my heart, although her technique was far from perfect. Somehow, the erratic slowing of the chords or speeding up when she felt more confident was endearing. “What is your name?” I wondered.

When she stopped, I closed the window again and began to practice. At first, just for fun, I played the Moonlight Sonata, like a distant echo of the girl across the way, only slightly faster as it should be, and I played the whole thing. Then I began to practice in earnest, thinking hard about what pieces I should choose for next week. Beethoven? Chopin? Perhaps just a little Scarlatti for a change of pace? A lot depended on who would be there, so I decided to prepare enough that I could choose seemingly on the spur of the moment—opting for technical difficulty, feeling, interpretation, depending on the audience.

I kept pestering Mother to find out who was invited, but she was not very forthcoming. So, I waited, and practiced, and watched for another appearance of my golden muse. I dreamed about her sometimes. In the dreams, we were playing duets and laughing together. In reality, it nearly happened one day when I left the window open as usual and she was playing Für Elise. I joined in and we finished together, but in truth, I’m not sure she was even aware of our shared performance.

The days passed, and I was getting anxious. I had performed for these parties before, but Mother said this one was special. For one thing, it was bigger than usual. For another, Aunt Esmé had started calling it a musical soirée, which was a bit alarming. It meant there might be other performers. It also meant there might finally be someone important in the audience who might mentor me.

At last Mother confessed. She had been in charge of writing most of the invitations, so she had added three of the musical luminaries of the city: Godfrey Rider the impresario; James Untermeyer, the music critic for the Herald; and Carlo Sanders, the talent agent.

“What will you say to Aunt and Uncle if they come?” I asked.

“That they were friends of your father. After all, he did play in the orchestra in several theaters Rider does bookings for. And he did meet Sanders one time.”

“They won’t come,” I said glumly.

She smiled at me knowingly. “I think they will,” she said. “I enclosed a short note in each one.”

I stared at her, but she refused to tell me what was in the notes.

“Don’t be nervous,” she said, just as she was leaving. “The others are just amateurs, and you are my star.” She blew me a kiss.

The next day, she appeared again to reassure me about the competition. “Cousin Sally will sing, I’m sure, and the Samson brothers will do their clever patter songs. Fred Lynley will recite some amusing drivel, just as usual. But you will have a chance to really shine in front of some people who matter.”

I breathed a sigh of relief. The more amateurish the others were, the better I would sound.

The day came. The house began to fill with flowers and the chatter of extra housemaids preparing the silver and dishes. The kitchen was a steamy place of mouthwatering magic, and Cook chased me out with a shout. Although I’m sure she had done this many times before we arrived, Aunt Esmé seemed to need Mother by her side at every turn. It occurred to me for the first time that Mother had been used to all this as a girl, that she had arranged flowers and ordered the maids about, inspected the laying of the table and sparkle of the crystal. She had loved my father, Francesco Martino, enough to leave all this luxurious servitude behind her. And she expected another Martino, me, to take her away from it all again. Maybe even tonight.

I straightened my shoulders and went to inspect my new clothes. I don’t really enjoy dressing up as many do, but admit it does make one feel that the event is more of an occasion. And this event truly was. Even as I finished getting dressed, I could hear the tinkle of glasses, the scrape of chairs as the guests took their places, the buzz of conversation, the bass tones of the men droning an accompaniment to the lighter voices of the women.

I went down the stairs slowly, gathering my thoughts. They had moved the piano into the grand salon, where all the tuxedoed men in their sparkling patent leather shoes and satin striped trousers sat with their ladies, strings of pearls draped over their chests and feathers in their bobbed hair. I was glad Mother had not given in to this latest style and still had all her lovely long hair that Father used to love to brush when he came home from a job late at night and they thought I was asleep.

As I walked through the door, I almost stumbled. There she was. My dream girl. My muse. Standing in the front row, leaning against a stylishly flat-chested woman I assumed to be her mother, her long pale mauve dress with the wide, low sash echoing the color of her eyes. She was even more beautiful close-up than seated at her piano 30 feet away.

No one paid any attention to me as I hung back in the shadows. I had meant to take an inventory of the crowd, look carefully to see if any of the three people of importance to me had actually come, but seeing her there had thrown me. I suppose it was sensible to invite the new neighbors. My aunt and uncle might even have known them before they moved here, for all I knew. They might even be great friends. I hadn’t thought of that. I never thought of her in relation to anyone but me. When I saw her, she was always alone, with only occasionally the shadow of her music teacher in the background.

The evening proceeded along the lines that Mother had predicted, people chatting together softly during the singing and recitations, the occasional laugh smothered by a lady’s hand, until Aunt Esmé stood up and introduced me, “without whom no musical evening would be complete.” That was warming, but the fact she used an anglicized version of my last name was not. I was not Martin, but Martino! I glanced at Mother as I stood by the piano, but she gave a slight shake of her head and her eyes warned me to ignore the slight. Carry on, they said. You are my star.

I sat down, shook out the tension from my hands and swept into the Scarlatti, my fingers rippling along the runs, bringing out the brilliance of the melody. After that, I had planned on Chopin, Nocturne Opus 9—much slower, with a depth of feeling to show I was not all technique.

I stood to acknowledge the applause, caught Mother’s eye and saw she was smiling a genuine smile that made my heart sing. Then I saw the smile fade as Aunt Esmé rose to her feet.

“Very lovely, but before you go on, I would like to invite our young neighbor Lillian to sing something for us. Her mother tells me she is quite talented musically. You could accompany her, if you will?”

I smiled and sat down again, glad that I at least still had control of the piano. She would sing, and then I would continue.

Lillian seemed quite self-possessed as she came to the piano and asked me if I knew “Annie Laurie.” I tried not to look insulted and asked her what key. That gave her pause but only for a moment.

“The right key for me,” she said, and her dimples flashed.

I felt a flash of annoyance, but everyone else was laughing so I smiled back and made a stab at what I thought it might be. I had heard her sing it, after all.

As it turned out, I was right, and she sang it with a purity of tone that was quite lovely. The audience was very enthusiastic, more than her rendition deserved, I thought, but she was very sweet and pretty.

I was flexing my fingers to continue with my program, when she spoke up, her voice high and childish, carrying to the back of the room.

“I would love to play the opening of the Moonlight Sonata for you, too,” she said, her childish hands pushed against her flat chest. Even before she had finished speaking, she was moving around to the keyboard, looking at me pointedly, expecting me to move.

What could I do? “That would be lovely,” I said, getting to my feet. But I did not move far.

“Lillian is preparing for a recital soon,” her mother said, smiling indulgently.

I gritted my teeth as she began the opening, much too slowly. In her excitement, she seemed to have forgotten it was supposed to be pianissimo. None of the first movement ought to be more than piano. It was a poem that should linger in the mind, but this interpretation should be forgotten as quickly as possible. I noticed the tip of her tongue appear between her sharp little teeth in concentration as the piece went on, her hands slowing even more from time to time as she focused on reaching the right notes. I sat down against the wall and looked at the audience. They were all smiling tolerantly. I sighed. At least this travesty wouldn’t take long. I had never heard her play the whole first movement all the way through and suspected her teacher, that shadowy presence I had never seen, had suggested the cuts.

When she finished, the whole room stood up and applauded, led by my aunt and uncle. Of course, Mother had to stand as well. What would it look like if she had not? I stood, too, and moved my hands as if I were clapping, but I made no noise. My hands did not even touch. She was doing a pretty curtsy now, her cheeks unusually pink from pleasure.

My hands clenched. Lillian had, in effect, stolen my night. She had a recital coming, to which her family would invite all the swells and cognoscenti in the world who might help her. This was supposed to be my night! My mother had connived and even lied (if only a few little white lies) to get three people here who might help me. Me. Someone who had no wealthy parents to pay for a musical debut, no influence to put me on any program where I might be seen and hired. I had this one night. She had stolen it.

Everyone was chatting now, taking champagne from the maids passing though the room, the ladies using their fans to punctuate their conversations and flirt. Lillian stood alone, still by the piano.

“Were you very nervous?” I asked, moving to her side.

She nodded. “I was. I really was. But you know, I was also really happy at the same time.” She looked straight into my eyes. “Isn’t that strange?”

“I think we feel the most happiness when we’re doing something really difficult, and doing it well,” I added, giving her what she would deem a compliment.

Sure enough, she blushed in pleasure.

“I’ve been listening to you play for a while now, you know,” I said, watching her.

“No,” she said. “You can’t have.”

“But I have. Do you want to see how?”

She nodded and took the hand I extended to her.

We went up the stairs side by side, leaving the chattering and laughter behind us. I was only a little taller than she was, I noted. I felt so very much older that this discovery was a surprise.

“You have a terrace,” she exclaimed as I opened the door and the cool breeze touched our faces. “We have a balcony but it’s over the street. Funny, I never noticed this.”

I suspected she was not one to notice anything that had no relationship to her.

“Look,” I said, leading her to the low stone balustrade. “See?” I pointed to the window of the room where her beautiful piano sat in the shadows.

“Is that the right room? Really?”

Above us the moon slid into view, sending a shaft of moonlight into the courtyard, where the shadow of the gargoyle crept into sight.

“There! Now you can see.” I slid my arm around her waist as she bent over, her long blond hair falling over one shoulder.

“Yes! I see it now! And your window is just kitty-corner?”

“Lean over a bit more. There. See?”

“Yes, but––let me go!”

And I did.

As she slid into the night below, the moon ducked back behind the clouds. I left the terrace door open a crack and went back downstairs. I noticed that people had moved around, some changing their seats to sit beside another friend. They were settling down now, almost ready to listen again. Mother still sat in her place. She nodded to me, her smile gone. Your time is running out, her nod said. You are going to lose them.

I sat down at the piano and quickly scanned the room. I still couldn’t tell if the big three were here. It didn’t matter. I would play for them anyway. For them and for my mother. As soon as there came a brief lull in the conversation, my hands crashed down on the keys, and I rushed headlong into the last movement of the Moonlight Sonata. The one filled with passion and dark fire and breathless hope. The one Lillian could never play.

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE, NOVEMBER 2024

Cat playing with paper rolls

The Mesdames and Messieurs began November with the fabulous launch of their new anthology, The 13th Letter, at their favorite bookstore, Sleuth of Baker Street. They’ll also be the guests at this month’s Brews and Clues, hosted by Des Ryan. And lots of great publication news to celebrate this often cold and stormy month.

The 13th Letter Book Launch

The Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem launched their 6th anthology, The 13th Letter (Carrick Publishing, 2024) on Saturday, November 2nd at their favorite bookstore, Sleuth of Baker Street.

Each of the authors shared a teaser of their story with the full house of readers and supporters. Even better, we sold out all the copies of our book! Nibblies and coffee were served. The homemade cookies proved especially popular, including Mme Lynne Murphy‘s rosemary shortbread, which plays a pivotal role in her story, “Scamming Granny”.

The Mesdames and Monsieur celebrate the launch of The 13th Letter. From L to R: Lisa de Nikolits, Lynne Murphy, Cat Mills, Jane Burfield, Rosemary McCracken, Roz Place, Lorna Poplak, Ed Piwowarczyk, Donna Carrick, M. H. Callway, Sylvia Warsh.

Each author had a few minutes to read from their story. Enjoy Lisa sharing her dark thriller, “In a Cold Country”.

View the gallery of the photos from the launch on Facebook, here. https://tinyurl.com/2v6fmmhb

The 13th Letter is now available in e-book, paperback and hardcover.

Mme Lisa Nikolits’ piece on The 13th Letter will appear in Kings River Life magazine on November 6th. KRL actively promotes short crime fiction authors and their work. https://kingsriverlife.com/

Mme Lynne Murphy was at the Crime Writers of Canada inaugural Pub Nite on Thursday, October 24th. CWC established the pub get-togethers for CWC members to share publication news. Thanks to Lynne for promoting The 13th Letter.

The CWC is planning regular pub nights. The next one is scheduled for January 25, 2025. Check the website for details. https://crimewriterscanada.com/

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Mme Lisa de Nikolits’ story “ The Watching Game” appears in Imagine: a Windtree Press Anthology

Imagination. It is a word that conjures up so much and can cover so many emotions. In this collection of nine unique stories and a poem, you will cross centuries, hang in suspense, chuckle and perhaps even laugh, and wonder did the character imagine that or not.

Imagine is available in both E-book and paperback.

Mme Melissa Yi’s The Red Rock Killer is now available!

The Red Rock Killer is the Winner of the ITW BIPOC Scholarship judged by R.L. Stine. It was the Killer Nashville Claymore Award Finalist for Best Juvenile/YA Manuscript and won the International Thriller Writers’ Best First Sentence Contest judged by Allison Brennan.

A 13-year-old vs. a serial killer. What could go wrong? Here’s the winning excerpt:

This summer, I want to find the Red Rock Killer. Wild, right? We should game, eat dumplings, and read up on the Civil War while we’re only 13 and too young to work .But when my two best friends make me hike the Red Rock Canyon outside Las Vegas, we stumble across a barrel that puts me on the police’s speed dial. Now the Red Rock Killer feels personal. I need to know who terrorizes Sin City. No matter how much it scares my mom. Or me.

Melissa was also interviewed by Crime Writers of Colour. Watch her interview here:

The Cormorant 2025 Winter Catalogue is out, with a page on Mme Melodie Campbell’s The Silent Film Star Murders.


COMING EVENTS

The Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem will be Des Ryan’s guests at Brews and Clues, the monthly crime fiction readings held at Stout Irish Pub, 221 Carlton Street, on Thursday, November 14th at 6:30 pm.

DON’T MISS

The deadline for submissions to the Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence is December 15th. Everyone is reminded to check the submission rules carefully as some of them have been updated. Here’s the link: Crime Writers of Canada – Submission Rules 

Submissions to Superior Shores Press new anthology, Midnight Schemers and Daydream Believers, opens on November 15th. Closing date January 31, 2025 or until 75 submissions have been received. Midnight Schemers & Daydream Believers | Judy Penz Sheluk

THIS MONTH’S STORY

Caro Soles
In the Key of 13 Cover

Our November story is “The Moonlight Sonata” by Caro Soles from The Mesdames’ fourth anthology, In the Key of 13.

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NEWS FLASH: The 13th Letter Launches Tomorrow!

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NEWS FLASH: Exciting events and news!

Lisa De Nikolits

Mme Lisa De Nikolits is reading at the the Halloween “Spooktacular” event by Minstrels and Bards this Tuesday, October 22nd, 6:30 to pm. Costumes encouraged! The event takes place at the Southern Cross, Tranzac, 292 Brunswick Avenue, Toronto.

Roz Place
Roz Place

And Mme Ros Place’s story, “Too Close to the Edge”, is now available in the ghostly anthology, Dastardly Damsels (Crystal Lake Publishing).

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OCTOBER STORY: Soul Behind the Face by Madona Skaff

Madona Skaff

Madona Skaff uses her scientific background to create her crime and speculative fiction. She is the author of the Naya Investigates series about a young woman disabled by multiple sclerosis who turns sleuth to solve crimes as well as several mystery and science fiction short stories. Her SF thriller, Shifting Trust, set 25 years in the future, tells the story of military operative who disobeys his orders to rescue a kidnapped scientist.

Madona is especially fond of her continuing character, ex-conman, Lennie, who discovers he really can talk to the dead. He turns to solving murders – with the help of the victim. This week’s story is Lennie’s first adventure, “Soul Behind the Face”, which appeared in the Mesdames’ 4th anthology, In the Key of 13.

SOUL BEHIND THE FACE

By

Madona Skaff

The Great Leonard sat motionless on the wooden chair. Shoulders back, his arms rested comfortably on the Plexiglas table before him. He controlled his breathing and the relentless need to scratch at the electrodes attached to his chest and scalp. He resisted the urge to fiddle with the oxygen monitor on his left index finger. The four researchers, wearing intense expressions, watched him from outside the glass-enclosed booth.

He closed his eyes and tried hard not to laugh.

After 10 years of pretending to be a psychic, life was good. Profitable. Comfortable. And boring.

So when he heard about a northern university’s research study to verify psychic abilities scientifically, he volunteered to be a test subject.

Leonard pictured the headline: Psychic Is Real Deal, Scientific Tests Show. He’d be famous—and filthy rich.

He’d fooled the eggheads for three days, graduating to today’s final, most rigorous stage.

Late at night, when he’d first arrived, he’d sat in his car in the parking lot to hack into their computers to download the tests. This one consisted of a series of numbers he’d have to “see.” With so many sets of numbers and no way to tell which he’d be assigned, he’d memorized them all, thanks to his only legitimate talent—a great memory.

It took four to five numbers before he knew which set the researchers were using. He threw in random wrong answers to make his “vision” seem legit. He smiled inwardly. Took a dramatic deep breath for the last answer.

“Fifty-nine!”

He opened his eyes, expecting to see expressions of surprise and awe.

You didn’t need to be a psychic to realize that something was horribly wrong. The techs stood there, staring at him. Finally, the head technician, Stanley, came into Leonard’s booth, holding something behind his back.

“The Great Leonard,” Stanley mocked. “Proud of how well you did?”

Leonard’s eyes narrowed slightly. “Yes.”

“You really sailed through every test. Even passed this last one. My personal favorite.”

Then with a magician’s stage-show flourish, Stanley revealed a laptop hidden behind his back. He tossed it on the table. It bounced once.

Leonard’s mouth went dry. He recognized the computer as his.

“Look at the great confused psychic,” Stanley gloated. “Halfway through this test, I switched to a new set of numbers. But you happily continued on the first.” He leaned forward on the table and tapped the computer with his index finger. “You really should lock your car.”

With a laugh bordering on maniacal, Stanley left. Another technician came in to remove the electrodes. Leonard winced as a couple of chest hairs were yanked off in the process.

Leonard stood, buttoned up his shirt and squared his shoulders. His face calm, he slipped his laptop under his arm and, with head held high, left the lab. He ignored the cackles behind him.

Stiff-legged, Leonard returned to the parking lot, opened the door of his navy Mercedes and pitched the laptop onto the backseat. Then he collapsed into the driver’s seat, panting with suppressed anger.

What a way to end a lucrative career. Debunked by a bunch of geeks. Maybe it was time for The Great Leonard to return to plain Lennie. Life had been simpler then.

All he wanted right now was the quickest route out of this place, but of course the GPS was useless out here. He tossed his cell onto the passenger seat and pulled out a map.

With the car’s tires squealing, he roared out of the university parking lot. Within minutes, he was on a washboard gravel road with occasional potholes. The unnaturally straight road and the flanking trees created a claustrophobic tunnel effect. That, along with the groans of his Mercedes shuddering over the rough surface, soon irritated him. He turned on the radio hoping for some distraction. Static. Damn stupid northern town. Did anything work here? He punched Autoscan.

Then something up ahead that wasn’t a tree caught his attention. A roadside memorial. He’d always zipped past those shrines on his way somewhere. He didn’t have to be anywhere now, so he pulled over.

The memorial was a wooden cross, about three feet high, with pots of brilliant flowers at the base. There was a simple inscription on the cross: OCT. 4. No name. No year.

Today was Oct. 2.

He shut off the engine and got out for a closer look. As he came around the car, he doubled over with intense nausea. He gagged and leaned against the car, managing to stay on his feet. He swallowed the acrid taste in his mouth.

Lennie had felt like this once before—when he was nine at his grandfather’s funeral. As he walked deeper into the cemetery, he’d felt a bit dizzy and queasy. Without warning, the air thickened and forced itself down his throat into his lungs. He sputtered as if he were drowning. Fists of pain had pounded on his chest. Knocked him to the ground. He’d come to and saw his mother’s tear-streaked face looking at him. His parents had described it as a seizure. The doctors had agreed.

He’d never set foot in a cemetery again.

The stress of being unmasked today and being strung out on too much coffee had triggered the memory. Nothing more, he told himself as he wiped sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand. Enough sightseeing. He just wanted to get home and set up his next scam. He returned to the driver’s side of the car and pulled on the door handle.

Locked. With the keys in the ignition. Damn! He punched the roof of the car with both fists. He rested his head on his fists and closed his eyes to hold back burning tears of frustration.

He heard a loud rustling in the woods, jerked his head and scanned the forest in wide-eyed panic. With his luck, it would be a bear. He’d bought the gun a few years earlier, after receiving threats from the furious husband of the woman who’d been cheating on him. Lennie had that gun with him now—safely guarding the glove compartment.

When nothing arrived to eat him, he relaxed and reached for his cell to call for roadside assistance. Then he laughed bitterly; his cell sat on the passenger seat. He’d have to walk back to the main road and civilization, such as it was. This was the last place where he’d want to be walking in the dark. He looked up to see the sun hugging the treetops. Best to get moving.

After walking for a while, he got tired of his brisk pace and glanced at his watch. Only 3:30? He squinted searching for the turnoff in the distance. How fast had he been driving to get so far? He glanced over his shoulder and saw…

His car! A few yards away. Impossible. He’d been walking for…how long, only to be back to where he had started?

He turned to face the vehicle as thick, humid air rushed into his lungs. Pressure pounded on his chest. A heart attack! Here? All alone? With all his strength, he sucked in long, deep breaths. The pain eased.

Time to get the hell out of here. Now! He rushed to his car and yanked on the door handle.

“Damn!” He punched the roof of his car. “Calm down, Lennie. Relax. Think!”

Locked car? No problem, with the universal key. What he needed was a rock. The only ones big enough were holding up the cross.

“Sorry.” He picked one up. “I’ll bring it right back.”

A shadow hovered over him, and he spun around. He lost his footing and fell back, knocking the cross over and breaking several flower pots. He cried out in pain as a sharp piece of ceramic pierced his hip. He held up his arms to shield his face, expecting to be attacked by some animal. He was alone.

He checked the wound and removed the fragment. He’d live. He started to get up, but was pushed back down by some unseen force.

Brain racing, he lay still. It felt like a hand on his chest. He gasped as a shadow moved overhead. Nothing there. He tried to sit up and was forced down again. Less gently. Another attempt. This time, a powerful punch to the chest knocked him flat. He lay on the destroyed shrine as images and sounds enveloped him. He shut his eyes, but couldn’t block out the vision.

Lennie holds a beautiful, dark-haired woman in a loving embrace before driving away. Turns onto a dark road. This road. An oncoming car. It pulls over. Lennie makes a U-turn and stops behind the other car.

The scene faded as Lennie sat up.

Rubbing his chest with the heel of his hand, he stumbled back to his car. He tugged on the door handle and didn’t question why it was unlocked. He got in and revved up the engine to get the hell out of there.

That’s when he saw a wallet lying among the crushed flowers. He checked his pants’ side pocket. “Damn it!”

He got out and braced against the urge to puke as he picked up his wallet.

A blow to the middle of his back dropped him face-first into the flower pots. Through the blinding pain he heard…

A gunshot.

Lennie falls sideways onto the front seat, and his arm hits the car stereo. Rock music blares from the speakers. How can she listen to that crap?

Ears still ringing from the blast, he looks up to make eye contact with a man staring at him through the open car window. There is a blurred movement. He closes his eyes and through the loud music he hears the echo of a second…

Gunshot.

Lennie rubbed his temple to relieve the lingering pain as the vision faded. He was sitting in his car with the engine running. His clothes were clean. The shrine undamaged.

He checked the time. Three-thirty. Peering through the windshield, he was relieved to see the sun still hovering over the treetops.

God, he’d never fallen asleep at the wheel before. He rested his head on the steering wheel, grateful that he’d pulled over in time. Loud music startled him fully awake. Autoscan had found a station playing a song by the Scorpions.

“How can she listen to that crap?” He clicked off the radio.

Surprised by his comment, he laughed at how vivid the dream had been. He actually liked “Soul Behind the Face” and reached to turn the radio back on when the air gradually thickened around him. He remained calm as the images drifted back and finished the story.

After the vision faded, Lennie looked at the cross. He understood now. Armed with the date and the face of the man who had looked in through the driver’s side window, Lennie drove back to the university library.

***

Lennie used the library’s WiFi to search the Internet for local news stories. Within moments, he found a newspaper article dated Oct. 4 of last year. The headline read:

Prominent Businessman Franklin Boyd Commits Suicide.

The article had the usual obituary-type details. Boyd had enjoyed a successful career in accounting. Coworkers and friends were heartbroken and couldn’t imagine why he’d taken his life. “Because it wasn’t suicide,” Lennie whispered to the computer screen.

He had to tell someone. But who? Stanley, the technician? He could still hear the guy laughing. The police? They’d lock him up for sure when he mentioned the visions.

He thought about his grandfather’s funeral and in the calm of the library he remembered forgotten details. As he’d walked through the cemetery, images from each grave had conjured up a different, horrifying scene. Violent deaths, lonely deaths, lingering deaths. He remembered the pain had become unbearable the more he’d tried to block out the images.

So many years lying about being a psychic—he could only laugh at the irony.

He looked at the article. He couldn’t let Franklin Boyd’s killer get away with murder.

“Lennie…” a voice whispered behind him.

He spun around, but no one was there. Damn his overactive imagination. He turned back to the computer in time to see his fingers on the trackpad clicking through several Web pages on their own. He yanked his hand away.

Great. Not only was he stressed and depressed about his crumbling life, now he had to deal with hallucinations.

Loud rock music cracked through the silence, then faded away. Looking behind him, Lennie shook his head at the person he presumed was playing the music. How ignorant and inconsiderate to be doing that in a library. But the staff and students didn’t pay any attention.

Funny that it was the same Scorpions’ song that had been playing on his car radio. It must be a local favorite, he decided as he turned back resume his search.

His eyes widened, lips parted as though to speak. He’d found the killer in a photo in an article. It showed people handing out balloons to children at a charity fundraiser. He checked the names in the cutline and smiled.

Dan Kabala worked at the same accounting office as Boyd had.

***

Lennie checked into a hotel on the outskirts of town. The key to any good scam was preparation. He spent Saturday searching for information on both men and the accounting firm they worked at. From what he understood of human nature, the best time to confront the murderer would be on the anniversary of the crime—tomorrow, Oct. 4.

On Sunday, Lennie showed up unannounced at Dan Kabala’s apartment just before 3:30, when the murder had been committed. His lame excuse of being Franklin’s college buddy got him inside the plush three-bedroom condominium.

Dan was a gracious host. Anything for Franklin’s old college buddy. Over coffee, he chatted freely about how nice Franklin had been, how his friends and coworkers missed him.

“Terrible how Franklin died,” Lennie interjected.

“Yes.” Dan’s voice was sombre.

“It was early morning, right?”

“No, 3:30 in the afternoon.” Dan swallowed hard and stood abruptly. “How about some more coffee?”

“Thanks.”

Dan picked up both mugs and started for the kitchen.

Lennie hadn’t seen any reference to music at the murder scene in any of the news reports. That was a detail only the killer would know, he concluded. He decided to egg Dan on.

“It must have been terrible for him to lie dying listening to music he hated,” Lennie observed.

Dan turned around, still carrying the mugs. “W-what are you talking about? What m-music?”

Lennie sensed Dan’s hesitancy and pressed ahead. “Wasn’t there a CD playing hard rock?”

Dan stared at him, shook his head and started to turn away. “Look, Lennie, I’m sorry, but I have some work to do.”

“Working on the weekend? What a shame,” Lennie said mockingly. “I guess that’s ironic, too.”

“What?”

“Well, if Franklin had gone to work on a weekday rather than a Saturday, there would have been people around. They might have noticed he was…well, you know…suicidal.”

Dan’s hands trembled so much that he barely got the mugs back to the table. He collapsed into the armchair and ran his fingers through his hair, making it stand on end.

The image of a folder flashed before Lennie’s eyes. “I guess he went in to pick up the Trelaine file.”

Dan’s face blanched. His eyes moistened.

Lennie continued, “He probably stopped on the side of the road to either talk to or help someone and they shot him. Close range, so it’s no wonder the police thought it was suicide.”

“Stop it!” Dan screamed as he jumped to his feet

Startled, Lennie reached inside his windbreaker for the gun he’d brought with him. Dan stopped his advance as he leaned his hands on his knees for support. Lennie released his grip on the weapon.

“It was an accident. I swear!” Dan’s voice was shrill, and tears streamed down his cheeks.

Lennie helped Dan sit down. “Tell me what happened.”

“I was on my way home from work when I saw Franklin coming the other way. He signaled me to pull over. Asked why I was at work on a Saturday. When I told him I was picking up some files with irregularities, like the Trelaine file, he freaked out. Yelled something about refusing to be blackmailed anymore. Then he pulled a gun on me!

“I grabbed his wrist, but the gun went off. He fell over. I ran. I could hear rock music. I didn’t know where it came from. But I got back in my car. Left. Left him there.” He sobbed once. “When the morning news called it suicide, I kept quiet.”

“Yeah, right,” Lennie cut him off. A faint image of a gun in a gloved hand came to him.

“It was an accident, Lennie, I swear. My God, he tried to kill me. I couldn’t take the chance the police wouldn’t believe me. You can understand how I felt, can’t you?”

Lennie was angry. “You let his family think he committed suicide?”

“He’s never been close to any of them.” Dan frantically fingered his hair. “I needed to do something, so I placed a cross at the spot. Every day I stop to make sure the flowers are doing fine, watering them, replacing them.”

“Very touching.”

“No one knows that I do it. With those potholes, hardly anyone uses that road. I make sure the shrine’s never without a flower tribute, so I can’t even take holidays. My wife wants me to pay attention to the living. I think she’s going to leave me soon. But I have to do this.”

Lennie had brought his gun with him because he’d expected to meet a greedy, cold-blooded killer—not a sniveling, pathetic shard of a man slumped in an armchair.

Lennie heard the condo door open. He started at the sudden blare of that same Scorpions’ song. The music stopped abruptly when the door closed.

“Dan, I’m back!” a woman called from the entrance, then walked into the living room. “Wait until you see the dresses I—” she broke off as she saw Lennie. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had company.”

She tilted her head, giving him an approving look and a seductive smile. Instead of being flattered, he felt like a caged animal.

“Hi, sweetheart,” Dan wiped his eyes with the heel of his hand, then went to greet her with a peck on the cheek. “Angela, this is Lennie, Franklin’s friend from college.”

Lennie didn’t miss that Angela never noticed her husband’s red eyes, strained smile or trembling voice.

When Lennie reached out to shake her hand, the air in his lungs thickened. He stayed calm. He felt Franklin’s presence in the room. This time, the information flowed freely.

This was the dark-haired woman in the loving embrace.

“You were there,” Lennie whispered. “You were having an affair with him. You were there.”

“You hired a private eye?” she screeched at Dan. “Our marriage is in trouble because of your problems. Don’t start inventing affairs!”

“Honey, no…I didn’t…this…he isn’t…”

“You were blackmailing him,” Lennie said to Angela. “You were partners at first. You gave Franklin your husband’s computer codes to access the clients’ investments and liberate a tiny amount of their profits—too small to be noticed. But when he started having second thoughts, you blackmailed him to keep going.”

“Are you going to let him talk to me like that?” she screamed at Dan.

“That last day,” Lennie continued, “after you’d made love, you guessed that Franklin was going to work to cover his tracks. Maybe you were worried he’d make sure you got all the blame. Or that he’d implicate your husband, which meant you’d lose this cushy lifestyle. Whatever the reason, you followed Franklin. Took advantage of the scene on the side of the road.”

Lennie turned to Dan. “You didn’t kill him. The bullet missed and went out the open passenger window. He was just stunned by the sound of the gunshot. When he fell over, his hand hit the car stereo. She kept her CDs in his car.”

He turned back to Angela. “He hated rock but put up with it for you. As he lay dazed and helpless on the seat, you came by and picked up the gun. You wore gloves, so no prints.”

Lennie watched her expression change from denial to amazement to fear and finally to anger. Then a disturbing coldness swept over her eyes.

“Quite a nice story you’ve cooked up.” She turned, dropped her shopping bags on the sofa and reached into her purse. “Too bad no one else will hear it!”

She turned holding a gun leveled at Lennie’s chest, only to come face to face with the gun in Lennie’s hand.

Her eyes opened wide and her lips parted as Lennie’s finger pulled the trigger.

Lennie’s heart pounded, threatening to rip open his chest. He watched as, in movie-style slow motion, she fell backward, her startled eyes staring at him. Blood and brain matter formed a halo around her head. Somewhere beyond the sound of blood rushing in his ears, he could hear Dan screaming her name.

She lay on the floor, her blood pooling on white marble. Lennie’s mouth opened in a silent cry. He hadn’t meant to fire. The adrenaline rush of seeing a gun in her hand had made his finger squeeze the trigger. He wanted to drop the gun before it went off again. He willed his fingers to open. They refused.

Lennie finally managed to shift his focus from the body to Dan. The man was huddled on the floor in the corner, rocking himself as he sobbed Angela’s name over and over again.

He wanted to go to Dan and make him understand—before the police arrived—that it had been an accident. He tried to move, but his feet felt leaden.

A tremor rippled through Lennie’s body as a thick rush of air moved through him. He suddenly realized that Franklin wasn’t after justice; he was intent on revenge. A voice echoed in Lennie’s head.

I had to endure Dan’s sniveling each and every day. Knowing that he took my clients. Made money that should have been mine. No one else stopped on that road. Until you, Lennie.

Lennie felt his hand start to rise. No, he screamed silently. He wouldn’t kill. Not again.

Why let that useless bastard live and enjoy a life that is rightfully mine?

Lennie grabbed at the gun with his free hand, but only managed to flail at it pathetically. The gun was aimed at Dan, who paled and pressed himself into the corner, trying to escape.

Lennie’s heart pounded as he braced for the inevitable deafening blast. Sweat trickled down his back as he helplessly watched his finger begin to squeeze the trigger.

He refused to take another life. “Stop!” he cried, but his hand ignored him. He gulped in mouthfuls of air and stopped the thickening in his lungs by a will born of panic. He heard the Scorpions’ song grow louder, but he forced himself to ignore it.

“No!” Lennie shouted at his hand. It lowered the gun.

No, he had lowered the gun. With a sharp sense of relief, he realized hew was finally strong enough to keep Franklin under control.

Dan stared at him with wide eyes and stood up.

Lennie said, “It’s okay. Don’t be afraid.” What must the poor man be thinking as he watched the ravings of a lunatic? Lennie gave him a comforting smile and added gently, “It’s all right, Dan. I’m in control now.”

Dan shook his head. Then, with halting, almost robotic steps, he approached Lennie with his hand extended. He spoke calmly. Too calmly, Lennie thought.

“Just give me the gun,” Dan said. “I know you didn’t want to shoot her. Give me the gun. It’ll be okay.”

Lennie nodded and handed over the weapon. He realized that Dan’s calm voice was just an act to get the gun safely away from him. Which was just fine with him.

Taking the gun, Dan studied it carefully. Then he draped an arm around Lennie’s shoulders. Pulled him close and stared into his eyes. When he smiled, Lennie felt a shiver run down his back.

“Lennie, it’ll be okay,” Dan said gently, wrapping his arm tighter around Lennie in a brotherly embrace. “I’ll tell the police it was self-defense.”

The faint music echoed in Lennie’s head from a distance, as though he were listening to it coming from another room. He looked closer into Dan’s eyes.

“Franklin?”

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NEWS FLASH: Exciting Events to Wind Up September

Word on the Street happens at Queen’s Park this weekend, September 28th from 11 am to 6 pm and September 29th from 10 am to 5 pm. The Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem are sharing a booth with friends from Toronto SinC and Romance Writers: Alice Fitzpatrick, Kris Purdy and Maaja Wentz.

Big thank you to Mme Sylvia Warsh for organizing! Come meet Sylvia and M. H. Callway, Blair Keetch, Rosemary McCracken, Lynne Murphy and Lorna Poplak.

Mme Melodie Campbell will signing her fabulous 1920s mystery, The Merry Widow Murders and meeting fans at the Cormorant Press booth on Sunday, September 29th at 1:45pm.

And Mme Melissa Yi will be on Zoom for the 2024 Discovery for Authors Summit to speak about “Fun Marketing for Busy Authors”. Register here. https://academy.storytellersruletheworld.com/2024-discovery-for-authors-summit-virtual?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

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SEPTEMBER STORY: Old Never-Let-Go: the Mostly True Story of Ontario’s First Detective

Lorna Poplak

We’re delighted to introduce, Lorna Poplak, the first true crime author to join the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. Lorna studied law and French before a diverse career in IT and writing. Her first true crime book, Drop Dead: A Horrible History of Hanging in Canada, was published by Dundern Press in 2017. Her second book, The Don: The Story of Toronto’s Infamous Jail (Dundern, 2021) was shortlisted for several leading awards, including the CWC Brass Knuckles Award and the Heritage Toronto Book Award. Her next book about famous prison escapes will be published in 2025.

John Wilson Murray’s Memoirs of a great detective: Incidents in the life of John Wilson Murray was first published in 1904. (Internet Archive)

On February 21, 1890, Detective John Wilson Murray of the Ontario Department of Criminal Investigation received word that two woodsmen had made a grisly discovery in Blenheim (now Benwell) Swamp, near Princeton: amid a tangle of briars, fallen logs, and dense brush, the body of a man with two bullet holes in the back of his head. 

As he tells us in his 1904 Memoirs of a Great Detective, Murray, also known by the moniker “Old Never-let-go,” immediately launched an investigation. The body was that of “a young man, smooth shaven, of refined appearance, and clearly a gentleman.” From the style and cut of his garments, even though all labels had been carefully removed, he was also, clearly, an Englishman. Photographs sent out Canada-wide failed to reveal his identity. 

A breakthrough came five days later, when a man and his wife arrived in Princeton asking to see the body, claiming that the victim had possibly been a shipboard acquaintance. Through Murray’s brilliant investigative efforts, the case was soon unravelled. 

The “suave, handsome” visitor was identified as a conman named John Reginald Birchall of London, England; his victim was Frederick Cornwallis Benwell of Cheltenham, who had shown interest in investing in Birchall’s purported horse farm in Ontario. 

Benwell and another potential investor, Douglas Raymond Pelly, had sailed across the Atlantic with Birchall to view the farm. Instead, Benwell was lured to the desolate swamp and killed. More by luck than skill, Pelly managed to avoid suffering a similar fate.

Birchall was arrested in Niagara Falls on March 2 and tried in Woodstock for murder.

There was no “smoking gun” in the case — in fact, no gun ever seems to have been unearthed — but a cascade of circumstantial evidence coalesced to doom the accused. 

After an eight-day trial, Birchall was found guilty and sentenced to hang, which was the mandatory penalty for murder at the time. He went to the gallows in Woodstock on November 14, 1890. 

What became known as the Blenheim Swamp Murder was an international sensation at the time. The reason, as noted by J.V. McAree in a 1940 Globe and Mail article entitled “Birchall’s shot was heard round the world,” resided not in the details of the case — a sordid story of theft and premeditated murder with an easily identifiable perpetrator. No, the trial was of importance because “the characters involved … were what is known in England as gentlemen … who do not murder each other except in fiction.” And, at a time when Canada was actively courting immigrants with means, “were there many like Birchall to swindle and eventually murder them?” Fortunately, there were not.

The case remained without question Murray’s most famous investigation.

Decades later, on the release of his memoirs, Murray was quizzed about his fateful first meeting with Birchall and Florence, his hapless wife. At the launch, Murray’s “collaborator” (possibly ghostwriter?) was revealed as Victor Speer, “a well-known newspaper and magazine writer.” 

The memoirs offer fascinating glimpses into Ontario society in the last quarter of the 19th century, when poverty was rife in rural areas, marauding gangs terrorized farming communities, and murders could be committed for very little gain: 80 cents, in one case. The book stretches to a whopping 450 pages; each of its 82 chapters is devoted to different episodes gleaned from Murray’s colourful past.

In the Dictionary of Canadian Biography, Jim Phillips and Joel Fortune cast a skeptical eye on some of Murray’s anecdotes about his early life; as his memoirs “contain many misrepresentations about later events,” they write, “little reliance should be placed on them other than for details of birth and family.” What does seem to be without doubt is that he was born in June 1840 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and that his family emigrated to the United States when he was a young boy. After an education both in the States and in Scotland, he enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1857. 

Even with possible fabrications regarding his early life — such as his claims that he thwarted a Confederate attack against the ship on which he served during the Civil War and investigated counterfeiting for the Treasury Department after his discharge from the navy — and possible exaggerations regarding his professional life after moving to Canada and joining the Canada Southern Railway as a detective in 1873, Murray’s achievements may still be regarded as nothing less than extraordinary.

Murray received a formal tender of appointment from Attorney General Sir Oliver Mowat in 1875 to become the first (and, for nine years, the only) provincial detective of Ontario, with an annual salary of $1,500. 

At that time, the justice system was in transition. Underpinning the older model were largely untrained local constables and justices of the peace who were remunerated on a fee-for-service basis. County Crown attorneys relied for their prosecutions on information provided by the police. Detectives did not play a significant role, but, increasingly, a perception emerged that the poorly paid rural constables could be relied upon for the investigation of minor crimes only. 

Mowat stressed to his executive council that, given the growing sophistication and organization of criminals, a skilled man was required, one with “qualifications superior” to those of the ad-hoc detectives usually employed by the provincial government. 

Murray, who described himself as having “brought to his work a rich experience and rare training” and who had “schooled himself in the details of information of every class of crime,” was clearly the man for the job: to investigate, either in person or in a supervisory role, crimes throughout the province of Ontario — “its total area was 101,733 square miles, and its division was into eighty-four counties” — and also “to follow criminals to any place and run them down.” Wrongdoers, warned Old Never-let-go, “were to hear the tread of footsteps in pursuit, that never ceased until the pursued was dead or behind prison bars.” They would “realise that the old order of things had passed away.”

The value of this new order was demonstrated in Murray’s very first case as government detective: the murder of Ralph Findlay, a farmer in Lambton County. Summoned to the case by the county attorney, Murray discovered that the “countryside” believed that Findlay had been murdered by horse thieves after he had surprised them in his barn. Murray looked for a motive and, based on eyewitness information, found it in the amorous relationship between Mrs. Findlay and William Smith, a hired farmhand. Murray bullied the woman into confessing that she had egged on her lover to murder her husband. 

Murray had very definite views about crime and criminals. “Crime is a disease. It is hereditary, just as consumption is hereditary. It may skip a generation or even two or three generations. But it is an inherent, inherited weakness.” And forget about reforming criminals: “Once dishonest, always dishonest. That is the general rule. Reformation is the exception.” In 1880, by dint of dogged investigations that took him to multiple cities in the U.S. and Canada, he ran to ground the Johnson gang, a notorious multigenerational family of counterfeiters (father, sons, and daughters), who were said to have put over a million dollars in fake notes into circulation. Murray kept the plates, worth around $40,000, as souvenirs. 

He was also a strong believer in the value of circumstantial evidence. “I have found it surer than direct evidence in many cases … There are those who say that circumstances may combine in a false conclusion. This is far less apt to occur than the falsity of direct evidence given by a witness who lies point blank.” 

Although most of Murray’s efforts in bringing villains to justice consisted of interrogations, intercepted letters, pursuits over land and water, and the like, he was open to the adoption of newer techniques, such as the examination of footprints (in one case, he notes that he “marked the tracks carefully and arranged to have plaster casts made of them”), photography, autopsies, and forensic investigations. As early as 1876, analyses conducted at the School of Practical Science in Toronto had revealed that traces of blood and small bones were from a human being, not an animal, which helped to convict a wife murderer.

Murray’s easy manner endeared him to police and newshounds alike. He was even generally liked by the desperadoes who crossed paths — or swords — with him. 

And his sense of humour was legendary. He once told a Globe reporter of a time in court when a “little lad” had been charged with stealing several sticks of dynamite. On being asked by the judge what he had done with them, the boy, crying, took a couple of stick-like objects from his pocket and started to toss them onto the clerk’s desk. “I was near the judge’s bench when he threw the first one,” recalled Murray, “but I think I was half way down the street when the other one fell on the desk.” Fortunately for all, the dynamite failed to explode.

In 1906, after having served the people of Ontario for 31 years, now Chief Inspector Murray died of “a stroke of paralysis” in bed at his Toronto home. In an obituary in the Toronto Daily Star, he was praised for the “skill, logic, trained memory, and delicate intuition” that he had brought to the business of detection. 

But perhaps we should leave the last word to the man himself. The concluding sentence of his memoirs reads: “Well, Murray, you’ve done pretty well, after all.” 

Sources:

Globe editions of March 14, 1890, March 22, 1890, September 23, 1890, September 25, 1890, April 21, 1894, October 29, 1904, June 13, 1906, June 23, 1906

Globe and Mail editions of March 8, 1940, November 19, 1977

Murray, John Wilson. Memoirs of a Great Detective: Incidents in the Life of John Wilson Murray. Toronto: William Heinemann, 1904.

Phillips, Jim and Joel Fortune. “Murray, John Wilson.” In Dictionary of Canadian Biography, vol. 13, 1994.

Quebec Saturday Budget edition of November 15, 1890

Toronto Daily Star edition of June 13, 1906

Toronto World edition of November 15, 1890

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE, SEPTEMBER 2024

As the weather begins to cool and leaves fall, Dear Readers, September heats up the activities for our Mesdames and Messieurs with more events and book festivities.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

The 13th Letter, the Mesdames’ sixth anthology will be available for pre-order soon! Date TBD. Watch our website for the announcement.

https://mesdamesofmayhem.com/

NEWS, FESTIVALS AND EVENTS

Melissa Yi


Mme Melissa Yi will be part of the Eastern Ontario Writers’ Festival on Saturday, September 7th to be held at the Cornwall Public Library, 35 Second St. East, Cornwall, Ontario. Workshops start at 9:30 a.m. and the book festival lasts from 2 to 4:30 p.m. Eastern Ontario Writers’ Festival

Word on the Street, Toronto

The Mesdames of Mayhem are excited to announce that we will have a booth at Word on the Street, Queen’s Park, Toronto, on Saturday, September 28th and Sunday, September 29th.  Big thanks to Mme Sylvia Warsh for organizing it.

The Mesdames and friends selling their books and generally having a blast include Madeleine Harris- Callway, Blair Keech, Rosemary McCracken, Lynne Murphy, Caro Soles, Sylvia Warsh, plus Kris Purdy and three Toronto Sisters in Crime to be determined.

We will be selling books by our authors, plus copies of our five anthologies.

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Blair Keetch
Blair Keetch
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken

Annual Festival – The Word On The Street Toronto

Lynne Murphy
Lynne Murphy
Caro Soles
Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Toronto International Festival of Authors – September 19 – 29

The 2024 Toronto International Festival of Authors, is on September 19–29, at 235 Queens Quay West, Toronto. On top of signature author conversations with acclaimed writers from around the world, they’re pleased to offer a phenomenal lineup of masterclasses for wordsmiths of all levels, TIFA Kids events for fun family story time and free events for all to enjoy. 

Visit their website to filter for events that appeal to your interests. Savour delicious stories at a Bite the Book event, celebrate storytelling in all its genres with POP Fiction, debate contemporary issues at a Critical Conversation or catch a Hitchcock film with some free popcorn.

Tickets and passes are required to attend most staged, indoor events, but are not required to attend events in The Bays, TIFA Kids events, exhibits and installations, or visits to the Indigo Bookstore.

Brews and Clues, hosted by Des Ryan on behalf of Crime Writers of Canada, starts again on Thursday, September 12th at 6:30 p.m., at Stout Irish Pub, 221 Carlton St., Toronto.

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE

Lynne Murphy
Lynne Murphy

Thursday, September 19th, Mme Lynne Murphy will be one of the guest readers at the monthly meeting of Sisters in Crime, Toronto Chapter. Four Sisters, Sharon A. Crawford, Alice Fitzpatrick, Caroline Topdjian and Lynne, will be reading from their writing and talking about work in progress. The business meeting starts at 7:00 with the program to follow. International SinC members have been invited.

Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Mme Sylvia Warsh will give a lecture about her new novel, The Orphan, for Lifelong Learning at the Bernard Betel Centre, 1003 Steeles Avenue West, on Tuesday, September 24th, at 10:30 a.m.

When 15-year-old Samuel nearly dies, he is saved by an experimental drug that gives him the ability to communicate with animals.  The Orphan is set in pre-Civil War Washington DC against the backdrop of slavery.

 For information, contact Sharon Chodirker sharonc@betelcentre.org

416.225.2112, ext. 124,

Here’s the link to their website: page 1 (betelcentre.org)

AUTHOR SHOWCASE
September’s author showcase will be an article on true crime by our non-fiction Mme author, Lorna Poplak, Old Never-Let-Go: the Mostly True Story of Ontario’s First Detective.

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AUGUST STORY: Bad Vibrations by Rosalind Place

Rosalind Place
Rosalind Place

Roz, together with Marilyn Kay, keeps readers up to date on the doings of the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem. She has been writing since childhood: her first work was a 5-page book carefully printed on colored paper in grade school. After growing up, she first became a poet and went on to publish several literary stories in magazines and anthologies.

Her first foray into the mystery genre was the story, “Dana’s Cat”, chosen to be published in our third anthology, 13 Claws. She has now ventured into the horror genre with a tale accepted for publication. She recently completed her first novel.

“Bad Vibrations”, her fantasy cross-over tale, sends a warning to egotistical musicians everywhere. It is part of our 4th anthology, In the Key of 13.

BAD VIBRATIONS

by

ROSALIND PLACE

“I don’t know, Chris. Can’t the board do something? I’m thinking of packing it in.”


Amy ran her fingers through her hair as she sat down, flattening half of her carefully managed curls. It gave her the appearance of a crested bird, an image reinforced by her black sweater, black jeans and high-heeled black boots, now tapping anxiously against the auditorium stage floor. She felt nauseous and angry, as she often did after one of Neil’s so-called motivational meetings.


Chris didn’t seem to be paying attention to her. “Do you ever get the feeling, when you come back from a break or something, that things aren’t quite as you left them?” Hands on his hips, he stood staring at his bass, which was resting on its side propped against his chair. In his sweatpants, T-shirt and running shoes, he looked like he belonged on the track, not in the string section of a community orchestra. Tonight, his normally serene expression had been replaced by a frown. He crouched and leaned forward, pushing his instrument ever so slightly backward.


“No, I don’t,” Amy answered, growing impatient. “Didn’t you hear me? I’m going to pack it in.”


“You’re always threatening to quit, Ames.” Chris straightened, his frown replaced with a smile. “We’re a community orchestra, and we’ve got no say. If he wants to put us in the band shell again, he can. If he wants us to play the 1812 Overture again, he can. True, he can’t keep time, despite his friggin’ ivory baton with the silver handle crafted by I forget who. The board doesn’t care. They just want someone on the podium.” He looked around. “Christ, why is it still so cold in here?” He pulled a tatty gray sweater from the back of his chair and threw it on.


The other orchestra members began to file in. Their clothes reflected their reasons for being there. Although it was only a rehearsal, some, like Amy, were serious musicians who had dressed carefully. Many were still students who hoped to move on to professional careers. Others, like Chris, were just as serious about the music, but had to juggle the rehearsal schedule with day jobs, family or other demands.


As all the players found their seats, they looked more alike than different—all silent, all downcast, focused on their instruments and on warming up. No one made eye contact.


Neil, a tall, angular man who did nothing slowly, strode across the stage carrying his baton. As always, he was dressed in a tailored black suit, white shirt and startlingly bright red tie. His thick, black hair was perfectly styled, shiny and immovable.


“I hope our little meeting inspired everyone to do their best from now on.” He raised his baton. “From the top.” The musicians lifted their instruments. Taking longer than necessary, he waited, and then, with a flourish, began.


“That was the most humiliating experience of my life!” First Flute complained. “When did the 1812 Festival Overture become the 1812 Funeral Overture? How did he ever get hired and why don’t they do something about it?”


The instruments were alone again, the players having been summoned to another room for another inspirational talk.


“Well?” First Flute demanded. She was so upset that the music stand she lay on started to quiver. Wasn’t she a world-class instrument? Wasn’t her owner, Amy, a talented if rather tense player, on her way up?


“They’re not going to, are they?” Oboe responded. Unlike Flute, her owner was on his way out. “They either play or walk away, and none of them have anywhere to walk to. There’s no ‘I’m going to the Philharmonic’ talk here anymore, is there?”


“So you just want to stay in this wretched auditorium forever, playing the same old repertoire over and over again, with whatever moron they decide to throw onto the podium?” Flute asked. “Don’t you want more? Don’t we all want more? You’ve heard the new music; don’t you want to play that? Where’s your ambition?”


Flute went on, “Wasn’t it you, Oboe, who, all last year, went on ad nauseam about the Littlewood Symphony, the orchestra that started on a shoestring with a few good players and ended up in Carnegie Hall?”


Flute knew this was a very sensitive subject. Oboe’s previous owner had been a talented, ambitious young musician. She had recently graduated to a semiprofessional orchestra and promptly purchased a better instrument. Oboe had been sold to Jamie, the new but definitely unambitious oboist.


“That was last year,” Oboe said. “That was when Maria was here and we were all delusional. We’re just a small-town orchestra, Flute. We’re lucky to have a conductor at all. Amy’s been making you listen to those stupid podcasts again.”


“Well, maybe Jamie should spend a little time listening, too,” Flute responded. “If today’s rehearsal is anything to go by.”


“There’s no need to resort to personal insults.”


“Will everyone please stop arguing!” It was First Violin, who had been happily contemplating his imminent return to the string quartet he loved so much. The audition last week had gone well, despite the fact that Evan, who suffered from performance anxiety, had been high at the time. Yes, he could see the light at the end of this particular tunnel quite clearly if everyone else would just shut up.


“Let’s just get through the rehearsal,” First Violin continued. “We’re at the band shell next week. The 1812 is a good choice for the band shell. And we don’t really mind playing there again, do we?”


Trombone jumped in. “Don’t mind?! Are you kidding?!” The entire brass section was humming angrily.


“Let’s just all calm down.” First Violin realized, too late, that he had been careless. “I know we all remember what happened the last time we played the band shell. However, Neil is now our conductor. We work with what we have. Flute, laughter is not helpful at this point. Bass, you’re unusually quiet.”


“Yeah, Bass. Nothing to say, eh?” Flute’s music stand was still quivering. “The biggest of all of us, in one piece and heavy enough to actually accomplish something. Look at me. I’m lucky if I’m not in three pieces, trapped in a case and even if I’m all put together I’m either in the air, on a music stand or on a chair. If I roll off and break a key, where would that get us?”


“Out of the 1812, at least.”


First Violin attempted to gain control again as the percussion section began to vibrate. “Whoever made that comment, I am disappointed in you. It was not helpful.”


Bass was barely paying attention. Chris had just started a new weekend gig with a jazz ensemble, and it had been a revelation. That was where he belonged, not here, in this orchestra full of unhappy instruments and unhappy players. Since Maria left, well, he didn’t even like classical music anymore.


“Well, Bass?” Flute ignored everyone else. “You know what I’m talking about. And you won’t even consider it? The so-called accident last year wasn’t your fault. Everyone knows it but you.”


“I think that is a topic best left…” It took a moment for First Violin to regain enough composure to intervene. Just the mention of the accident was enough to send the entire orchestra off the deep end. Bass was already vibrating loudly behind him, clearly very upset and who could blame him? He had been so fond of Maria.


It had been Maria, on that fateful last performance in the band shell, who had tried to save Bass when his stand gave way. As a result, Maria lost her footing, and fell from the stage. She was carried off on a stretcher and never returned.


“Yes, I know, First Violin,” Flute cut in. “God forbid anyone mentions the accident. It goes to show, though, doesn’t it, Mister First Bass, who won’t do anything to help the rest of us? Easy for you, who looks down on everyone. But then, you don’t have to worry so much, do you? Basses don’t play in marching bands, do they?”


The woodwinds were vibrating now; in fact, the entire orchestra was starting to quiver in distress.


“You didn’t know?” Flute addressed them all. “He’s going to do it. Next spring. A marching band!”


“Flute! Quiet, everyone! Please!” First Violin ordered. “They’re coming back. Trombone, is that how she left you? Cello, were you not facing to the left?”


The rehearsal ended earlier than usual despite the extra break. Neil slumped dramatically over his music stand, hand over eyes. then straightened up, tucked his baton under his arm and, with a flick of his wrist, told the orchestra to go home.


Chris and Amy were the last to leave.


“You know how it is when you walk into a room and everyone’s been talking and they suddenly stop?” Chris said. “That’s just how it feels.”


He waited as Amy carefully put her flute away and slipped sheet music into her briefcase, then straightened her chair and the one next to it. She had been known to straighten all the chairs in the orchestra before leaving—a pointless exercise, since the school janitor would pile them all up the next morning to clear the stage for the school assembly.


“We don’t have another rehearsal before Saturday,” Amy said. She turned to Chris. “It’s going to be a disaster. What kind of a conductor thinks tuning an orchestra is an unnecessary evil and when he does deign to do it, tunes to an oboe who regularly plays half a tone flat?” She glanced back at the chair she had just straightened.


“It happens every time we come back from a break, Ames. As if there were people here, whispering to each other and…moving things.”


“Moving things?” Amy asked.


“It’s just a feeling,” he said. “I didn’t say it made sense.”


Chris watched Amy move toward the next set of chairs. “It’s okay, Ames. Let’s just get out of here.” He touched her lightly on the arm, and she turned back to him with a small smile. “I was just saying that something feels wrong, that’s all,” he said.


“Something’s wrong all right. We have a conductor who cannot conduct, an oboist who cannot play and a bass player who’s losing it.”


A school bus had been booked to take the players and their instruments to the fairgrounds. The musicians had been told to arrive half an hour early, leave their instruments in the bus and meet inside the school.


Everyone in the orchestra was required to wear a black jacket. The order created hard feelings among the players as they searched for the proper apparel at local secondhand stores. No one had money to burn.


When everyone had been gathered and seated in the auditorium, Neil, baton in hand, appeared on stage. He was followed by a very young woman, dressed in a long sweater and leggings, who looked tense and uncomfortable.


The conductor said, “I felt it my duty, given the importance of today’s concert, to do my upmost to prepare everyone. Leanna is here today…”

He paused, raised his baton and pointed it at her. The woman took a few steps back and bumped into a row of music stands not yet put away by the janitor. The stands clattered onto the stage floor.

Neil waited, baton still raised, as one of the players jumped up to help the woman. “As I said, I felt it was my duty to ensure you are prepared, and to this end I have asked Leanna here today to teach everyone some simple techniques of meditation.” He promptly left the stage.

Leanna, red-faced and still recovering from her brush with the music stands, hesitantly stepped forward.


Bass was regretting, and not for the first time, the way Chris always chose to sit with Amy. He was now trapped at the back of the bus right next to Flute, who was getting everyone upset.


Flute’s constant carping about Neil was getting on Bass’s nerves more and more, and making all the instruments anxious and irritable. Bass would be perfectly content working weekend gigs at the bar if Chris would just give up this lost cause.


Flute, whose speechifying had been going on for some time now, was getting louder and impossible to ignore.


“Just what are you suggesting, Flute?” asked First Violin, who sounded distinctly nervous.


“There is a rumor—it’s surprising what one can learn when forgotten in a conservatory hallway—that Maria has recovered and may wish to return. Neil is about to make us all a laughing stock. If we don’t want that to happen, well, something has to be done. Isn’t that right, Bass?”


Several instruments chimed in at the same time. “What?” “What something?” There was a definite vibration running through parts of the orchestra, and Bass could feel the tension rising up around him. He wasn’t happy that Flute had addressed him directly.


“All right. I’ll say it, then.” Flute waited, ratcheting the tension up another notch. “Neil has to go and he has to go soon. He’ll never resign, not unless he gets a better offer. But who would have him? No, he has to go and the only way I can see it happening is if he were… well…unable to continue.”


“Yes!” cried Trombone, who almost slid off the seat across which she had been carefully laid.


The vibration was now a hum, moving down the rows, instrument to instrument. Oboe, uncertain and unwilling to give in to Flute on anything, would have refused to join in, but for the impossible-to-ignore thought that this could be a way to get back to where she had once been.


Only one instrument did not react. Bass remained silent and perfectly still.


The bus was almost halfway to the fairgrounds when the rain started. The driver had warned Neil back at the high school that the forecast had changed. Neil ignored her, so she repeated it, more loudly, as the players trailed onto the bus. The meditation lesson had left them more irritated than calmed, but all knew better than to raise a protest. They stoically watched as the sky darkened, the wind picked up and the first drops of rain splashed against the bus windows.


By the time they arrived at the fairgrounds, a full-blown thunderstorm was sending fairgoers running for cover. The chairs lined up on the band shell stage were sliding away in the wind. The temporary steps at the front of the stage that Neil had demanded—as the conductor, he couldn’t possibly enter the stage from the wings like everyone else—had been pushed sideways.


The musicians waited, listening to the pelting rain and the crashing thunder, feeling the wind pushing against the bus with alarming strength. When the sandwich board announcing the orchestra’s performance fell facedown into the mud, even Neil had to admit there would be no performance.


As the bus turned around, Neil stood at the front, shouting to make himself heard above the storm, and reviewed the schedule of performances for the next three months. Unfortunately, the fall season finale would be in the same band shell during the Festival of Lights.


“Really? Outside at the end of November?” complained Jamie, the oboist. “We’ll freeze our asses off.” Tall and extremely thin, he pulled his ill-fitting black jacket around him and shivered as if he could already feel those chill winter winds.


The bus had arrived back at the high school just as the sun came out, and the players were returning to their cars.


“And what was it he said about a marching band?” Jamie continued.


“A marching band?” asked Jeanie, the petite trombone player. “Who said anything about a marching band?” She hefted her instrument case onto the backseat of her truck. Nightmarish memories of high school football games ran through her mind, making her a little dizzy. “You can’t have heard him right.”


“Oh, I heard him all right,” Jamie said. “You should’ve seen the look on Amy’s face! He’ll be firing us left, right and center if he gets his way. Speaking of which, did you hear the latest?”


The small group of players who had gathered around him all shook their heads.


“Well, Maria wants to come back and got turned down,” Jamie said. “The word is that there’s going to be an investigation of her accident. Word is, it wasn’t one.”


Chris came up beside the group. “What’s up?”


Jamie had a nasty habit of gossiping about other players that Chris wanted to quash. Amy had already stalked off to her car.


“Nothing,” Jamie replied. He didn’t make eye contact. Chris was impossible when it came to any kind of gossip. “We were just talking about the marching band, that’s all. Nothing you have to worry about.”


“Hmm.” Chris nodded and turned away. He asked himself when everything had started to feel so wrong. A vision of the auditorium stage, chairs empty but for the instruments, appeared before him, and he felt a chill creep from the top of his head to the base of his spine.


“Get a grip,” he muttered as he got into his car. “All that BS about phantoms moving instruments around. Amy’s right. You are losing it.”


It took about six weeks of playing outdoors in their black jackets in the summer heat, six weeks of alternating sycophantic praise and bullying from Neil, and six weeks of band shells and distant town halls before some of the orchestra members decided they’d had enough.


By the time October—with its promise of extra rehearsals for the endless Christmas concerts Neil had signed them up for—rolled around, there were mutterings about going to the board. This was something of a pipe dream, as none of the players knew who the board members were, where they met or if they would be the least bit interested in what any of them had to say.


Leanna, the meditation teacher, had been replaced by Bjorn, the life coach, who had just been replaced by Ariana. No one was sure exactly what Ariana’s specialty was.


So the players and their instruments found themselves in the gloomy auditorium again, on a busy weekday evening, rehearsing the 1812 Festival Overture again. The Festival of Lights was fast approaching, the temperature was dropping daily and it appeared to everyone that Neil was intent on making the final concert of the outdoor season one to remember.


“Open minds, everyone. Open minds!” Neil stepped down from the podium and walked slowly around the stage. This was extremely disconcerting to any female player he paused behind, as he stood just a little too close and placed his hands on the back of her chair, making it impossible to move forward.


Neil’s hands had a tendency to wander, as did his thoughts, evidenced by sudden and abrupt speechifying that left many a woman trying to ignore the moist warmth of his breath against her skin.


Tonight, however, he walked off into the wings and beckoned the players to follow. Ariana was waiting, and, as long as their minds were open, she would lead them all on a spiritual journey that would bring their playing to new heights.


“We’ve been over this. How many times have we been over this?”


Flute had started to address the instruments as soon as the last player had followed Neil off the stage. Then she turned her attention to Bass. “It’s perfectly simple. Those steps were dangerous last year, and they haven’t done anything to fix them. That’s a sign. We are meant to do this.”


“There is no ‘meant to’ only ‘must do,’ remember?” Trombone, quoting Bjorn, interjected. “And is that the royal ‘we’ you’re using, there, Flute? I don’t see that you actually have to do anything at all. It’s Bass who has to ‘move,’ a euphemism if ever there was one.”


Flute was annoyed by the interruption and offended by the sarcasm. “Well, I’m obviously not in a position…” But she stopped herself from saying something she’d regret later. Stay on point.


She turned to the full orchestra again. “All he has to do is fall over. That is all he has to do. He’s in the perfect position to do it, now that Neil has moved everyone around. Bass falls over, Neil loses his balance, and, with any luck, given the condition of those steps…well… there’s a good chance he’ll be laid up for a while. It gives us some breathing room, some time to…to…”


“Find a way to get rid of him?”


“Yes, thank you, Oboe,” First Violin cut in. “We can always rely on you to be on the mark.” He waited for the hum of nervous instruments to subside.


It had been a difficult summer for First Violin. His longed-for move to the concert world had not come to pass, despite all signals to the contrary. He had received the news on the very day that Flute had come to him. She had presented her plan in such cool, well-thought-out terms that he found himself unable to say no.

“As you all know, as Concertmaster, I cannot condone this kind of action. However—”


Flute cut him off. “I was going to say, some time to consider our options.” She paused, seeming to come to some certainty, then continued. “But Oboe is right. That is what we all want in the end.”


When had things started to go so wrong, Bass wondered, as the arguments continued around him. They had been replaying them all summer and fall, and Flute had been haranguing him every chance she got. He had been able to stand up to her, but she was winning over the string section.


And when had Flute become so powerful anyway, powerful enough to make them all think that he would do something like this on purpose? Last year had been an accident, and they had all lost Maria as a result.


Bass could still remember the sickening feeling he had as the instrument stand snapped and he started to slide, then Maria stepping forward to try to catch him and then stepping backward into space. How could they expect this of him?


Bass had been sold after that accident, his player telling everyone he couldn’t face playing him anymore. It was sheer luck that Chris, the best player he had ever had, had been the one to buy him.


“I think we can all agree that what happened last year was not Bass’s fault,” Flute said. “I think we are all familiar with the rumors. When Neil was in the orchestra, the last chair in the violin section if I remember correctly, it was clear that he had ambitions. Well, he fulfilled those ambitions, didn’t he? Not through talent—we all know he has none of that—but by a nasty little bit of sabotage.”


“What?” Bass could feel the vibrations building to an angry hum around him. “What do you mean, a nasty little bit of sabotage?”


“Just what I said.” Flute turned to Bass, but she was addressing the entire orchestra. “Neil wanted to conduct; he made sure he got the chance. If wanting to get rid of the worst conductor we have ever had isn’t enough reason for you, then think of it this way—it’s time for a little payback. Come now, Bass, wouldn’t you agree?”


Receiving no response, Flute continued, “It appears all concerns have been dealt with. Is that not so, First Violin?”


“Yes, Flute, yes…ah…yes, certainly…ah, I believe some of the players are returning.”


Chris stood in front of the band shell, arms crossed, surveying the stage. Chairs were askew, and some instruments lay across them. Others, like his bass, stood neatly in their stands. The scene was no different from that of any other performance. Yet there was that feeling again. It wasn’t exactly whispering … he just couldn’t put his finger on what it was.


Preconcert jitters, Amy had told him. Something he wasn’t usually prone to, but then again, it was their final concert at the band shell and the forecast was for snow flurries. Neil seemed to be blissfully unaware of what the cold would do to the instruments and their players.


With all the resentment that had been building since spring, Chris didn’t want to be here.


“What did you say?” Amy came up behind him. “You’re talking to yourself again.”


“No, I wasn’t. I just…did you hear anything?”


“I know. You don’t have to tell me. It’s your ghosts again. Maybe the band shell is haunted, too. Probably by all the players who came before us and cannot believe what they are now hearing. That I would believe.”


“You know, I’m a regular kind of guy,” Chris said. “I go to work, I go home, I practice, I come here. This, though, is creeping me out. Look at your flute, Amy. Your flute wasn’t like that when we left.”


The other players began filing back onto the stage, and Chris turned away to go back to his own place. He looked back at Amy, who hadn’t moved and was looking back at him.
“It’s just bad vibrations, Chris. That’s all it is.”


It was during the break between the first and second performances that it happened.


The players had all rushed into the hall behind the band shell to warm up. The first performance had not gone well, which was no surprise given that the temperature was hovering close to zero.


Neil had said nothing to any of them, striding off alone toward the bleachers. He arrived back well before the second performance, though, and stood at the entrance to the hall. He stared at each of them in turn, a look of disgust on his face. With a flick of his baton, he beckoned them to follow him back to the bandstand.


But no one paid much attention. The musicians were past fearing the flick of Neil’s silver-handled, ivory baton. No one wanted to leave the warmth of the hall, and they still had 10 minutes of their break left.


Which was why Neil was alone when he walked, fast, toward the stage. He took the first two steps in a leap, jumped again onto the third and landed heavily on the final, crucial step. No one was there to hear it give way, nor to witness him, one foot on the stage and one on the collapsing step, turn and, still holding his baton and arms flailing, fall face-first onto the ground below. There was a scream, and then nothing.


The players ran to the band shell, as did some of the audience members. They were all too late. They milled around in confusion and horror as Neil’s body was lifted onto a stretcher and carried away.


No one noticed the bass. It lay where it had fallen, across the cracked steps, pointing at the bloodied, snow-covered grass where Neil had landed.


It was a long time before the orchestra was able to assemble again.


Two terrible incidents, one fatal, occurring within the space of a year had resulted in investigations by the police, the Department of Health and Safety, and the previously invisible orchestra board of directors. All had come to the same conclusion—that these were two very nasty, undoubtedly coincidental, accidents.


So it was months later, on an unseasonably warm March day, that the players came together again. Depositing their instruments in the still chilly auditorium, they went back outside to await Maria’s arrival.


Chris, standing with Amy, couldn’t help but feel that things were on the upswing at last. Those strange forebodings of last year, those bad vibrations, were gone. The cloud of guilt that had surrounded him ever since the accident had lifted with the end of the last investigation.

And Amy had finally auditioned for the jazz ensemble; she was a shoo-in.


“It feels good to be back!” Amy said, slipping her arm into his. “It’s going to be a good year; I can feel it!”


In the auditorium, no one was thinking about Maria or looking forward to the new season. The instruments were on edge, watching a familiar, unnerving scene play out in front of them, with no one to keep things under control.


First Violin had left the week before. on to better things, or so he said, though all suspected he had simply lost his nerve.


“It was murder, pure and simple,” Bass declared, comfortable enough in his new stand to let himself vibrate and be heard. He was determined to get Flute to admit the truth. Then he would let it go. He had done what he had done and would have to live with it, but he was damned if Flute was going to get away with pretending it hadn’t happened at all.


“It certainly was not!” Flute shot back, vibrating loudly. “How long are we going to have to discuss this?” She was sick and tired of Bass going on and on, trying to make her feel guilty. She felt no guilt and never would. The plan had been more successful than she could have imagined.


“They investigated not once, not twice, but three times,” Flute said. “All three were ridiculous, and I still can’t imagine how they got away with any of them.”


“I can imagine,” Oboe cut in. She had had quite enough of Flute, and was stressed out by problems of her own, namely Jamie. “It was because it was the second time. They probably thought Bass was some conductor-killing serial murderer.”


“Oboe, don’t be absurd,” Flute replied. “It was an unreliable instrument stand. Which was perfect. Bass, you fell perfectly. If Neil hadn’t held onto that ridiculous baton, he wouldn’t have fallen on it, and it wouldn’t have—well, you all know what happened.”


A shudder went through the instruments as they remembered the grisly scene.


“It was murder,” Bass said. “It was what you wanted. And you got me to do it”


“Excuse me! It was what everyone wanted.”


Flute had had enough. She had been angry and upset all week. She still couldn’t believe that Amy had auditioned for the jazz ensemble. Flute was as open-minded as any other instrument about music but jazz! No, Neil had only got what he deserved. Flute had saved them all. And she would do it again.


“As I have said many times, Bass, it’s not like someone took his baton and stabbed him to death. In fact—” Flute turned to the orchestra again “—if you really think about it, it was the stairs giving way that did it. It really had nothing to do with any of us, at all.”


Bass could feel the mood changing around him now. She was winning them over, and there was nothing he could do about it. He thought of Chris, the ensemble, Maria. He would just go forward and never listen to Flute again.


“We all need to think about this differently,” Flute said. “Maria is back and we need to think about what we can accomplish under her.” Flute felt excited, sure of herself, sure of her power. “We want to get out of this wretched high school auditorium, don’t we? We want something better, don’t we? Isn’t that what this has all really been about?”


She had them now. “In light of what we have learned from this…” She paused. Bass had said nothing more, was silent; in fact, the entire orchestra was silent. Yes, they were waiting for her, waiting for her to show them the way forward.


It was time. It was her time. She would not be turned back, not by Bass, or anyone.


“In light of what we have learned from this,” she repeated, certain and calm now, “I, for one, see nothing wrong with a little more weeding out. Oboe, has Jamie been practicing?”

THE END

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE: AUGUST 2024

cat sipping summer cocktail

Dear Readers,

Just when summer seemed sleepy and we prepared to relax, enjoy a cool drink and read a book or two or three, our Mesdames and Messieurs popped up with more good news to share.

PUBLICATIONS

Mme Melissa Yi‘s YA thriller, The Red Rock Killer, which she crowd-funded is available for pre-order and will be released on November 1, 2024.

***Winner of the ITW BIPOC Scholarship judged by R.L. Stine***

***Killer Nashville Claymore Award Finalist for Best Juvenile/YA Manuscript***

The Red Rock Killer eBook : Yi, Melissa, Yuan-Innes, Melissa : Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Melissa Yi

Mme Melodie Campbell released the cover of her second book in her historical Merry Widow mysteries. The title is The Silent Film Star Murders! The publication date is coming soon.

Melodie Campbell

Mme M. H. Callway’s latest book, Snake Oil and other tales (Carrick Publishing), is now available in the Toronto Public Library! Snake oil and other tales: Callway, M. H., 1947- author. : Book, Regular Print Book : Toronto Public Library

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway

CONGRATULATIONS

Erik D’Souza’s interviews for Crime Writers of Canada with Melissa Yi (May 24, 2024) and M. H. Callway (May 21, 2024) were the most downloaded of all the CWC podcasts, with hundreds of downloads each!!

Listen to their interviews and many more at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876.

Melissa Yi: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/15134632-melissa-yi-the-shapes-of-wrath

M. H. Callway: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/15110559-m-h-callway-wisteria-cottage

OUR AUGUST STORY

In the Key of 13


Our August story is by Mme Rosalind Place. “Bad Vibrations”, her tale of a community orchestra gone very wrong, was published in the Mesdames and Messieurs’ musical anthology, In the Key of 13 (Carrick Publishing).

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Mme Lisa de Nikolits is a champ! She represented Canada at the International Karate Daigaku (IKD) World Cup in Georgetown, Guyana. Her team, Kata, Female 50+ won the GOLD medal, BEST IN THE WORLD!! And Lisa herself won a bronze medal for Canada in Individual Kata, 50+!!

Lisa de Nikolits and her new friend for life, Hubert Salamandre Doux Kabasha

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JULY STORY: The Haunting of Mississippi Belle by Ed Piwowarczyk

Ed Piwowarczyk

Ed Piwowarczyk is a veteran journalist who worked for the National Post, Toronto Sun and Sault Star. He is professional editor who, among his credits, edited Harlequin novels on a freelance basis.

Ed is a film buff and a long term supporter of the Toronto International Film Festival. He’s also a Toronto pub trivia league master. After being a lifelong fan of noir crime fiction, he turned to writing it! His stories have been published in World Enough and Crime, The Whole She-Bang 3 and the Mesdames anthologies. “The Haunting of the Mississippi Belle” first appeared in In the Spirit of 13.

THE HAUNTING OF MISSISSIPPI BELLE

by

Ed Piwowarczyk

Circus owner P.T. Barnum is supposed to have said, “There’s no such thing as bad publicity,” but the Hollywood moguls of the 1930s didn’t agree. That’s why they had people like me, Curtis Lynch, on their payrolls.

My title was general manager of Galaxy Pictures, a middle-tier studio—not one of the majors, like MGM and Warner Brothers, but not a Poverty Row denizen, subsisting on low-budget productions with casts of minor stars or unknowns.

More importantly, I was a “fixer.” I concealed bad behavior by actors, directors and producers from the press and authorities, covering up anything—car wrecks, affairs, pregnancies, abortions, drinking, drug addiction, homosexuality—that could tarnish Galaxy’s image with the public. Bribes, blackmail or intimidation solved most problems.

However, Mississippi Belle, was different. A cloud of bad luck hung over the studio’s latest and largest production, and whispers began to circulate among the film crew that the movie was cursed.

Superstitious nonsense, I assured Dorothy Pearson, who ruled over Hollywood gossip in her syndicated newspaper column and radio show.

But I didn’t believe it. The movie was haunted by the woman who should have been its star—Mae Webster.

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Galaxy Pictures was struggling with its finances, and studio boss Isaac “Ike” Hoffman was desperate for a hit. When producer David O. Selznick snagged the rights to Gone With The Wind, Hoffman had studio writers crank out Mississippi Belle—another Civil War-era romance featuring a headstrong Southern woman. With Selznick in the midst of a massive search to cast Scarlett O’Hara, Hoffman wanted to have Mississippi Belle in production and on theater screens first.

The plum role in Mississippi Belle was that of Annabelle Adams, a plantation owner’s daughter, who spurns her family and her longtime beau, Jubal Ferrell, to pursue Ambrose Warren, a wealthy New Englander who owns a munitions factory.

Everyone assumed the part would go to Galaxy’s most popular star, Mae Webster, a five-foot-six blonde with wavy, shoulder-length hair, green eyes, shapely legs and a slim figure rounded in all the right places. She was temperamental but talented, a tough-as-nails negotiator when it came to landing roles she wanted.

And she wanted the role of Annabelle. “The role of a lifetime,” she told Dorothy Pearson on her syndicated radio show, Inside Scoop. “Once Mississippi Belle is released, people will realize no one could have played Annabelle Adams but me.”

“We’re still waiting for an official announcement,” Pearson said. “I hear there’s someone else pushing for the part.”

“Dorothy, I’m telling you and your listeners that someone else will play Annabelle Adams over my dead body.”

#

A few days later, Hoffman had studio publicists draw up a press release with a bombshell announcement: Virginia Burke—“a bright new star in the Galaxy firmament”—would play Annabelle Adams in Mississippi Belle.

Known around the studio as Ginny, she was a five-foot-four brunette with a pixie cut and spit curls, large brown eyes, full cherry-red lips, and a curvy figure. The studio had been assigning her small roles—secretary, wife, girlfriend, and the like—but she’d set her sights on stardom.

She had been thrilled to be cast in No Cure for Heartbreak, playing a nurse to Mae’s dying socialite deserted by a cheating fiancé. She’d hoped to get friendly with the star, but Mae haughtily dismissed her as “that Betty Boop creature.”

When Hoffman announced the Mississippi Belle project, Ginny, stung by Mae’s rejection of her advances of friendship, saw an opportunity to boost her career and get even.

After hours, Ginny visited Hoffman in his office to convince him that she’d be the perfect Annabelle Adams. She was very persuasive, Hoffman later told me. Her casting couch audition had been a smashing success.

#

“Get your paws off me, you…you…big ape!” Mae spat out as she squirmed in my grasp.

The minute I’d heard the Mississippi Belle news, I moved to intercept what I knew would be a livid Mae. I grabbed her just before she arrived at Hoffman’s office.

“Settle down, Mae.” I turned her around and started to march her back to her dressing room.

“Let go of me!” She tried to wriggle free, but I squeezed her arm harder. “Ow!”

We arrived at her dressing room door, and I turned her around to face me. “No trouble now, okay?” I said. “Calm down.”

“No! He can’t do this to me!” Mae tried to beat my chest with her fists, but I’m a burly guy and I kept her at bay without any problem.

Suddenly she stopped squirming. I loosened my grip, she threw her arms around me, and I patted her back to console her.

#

Mae and I once had a thing going. I had saved her career from being derailed just as it was getting on track.

Before coming to Galaxy six years ago, Mae, desperate for cash, had appeared in a stag film, Her Naughty Ways. The “producers” contacted Galaxy, wanting the studio to cough up big bucks for the original negative, or Mae’s nude frolicking would headline screenings at brothels and “smokers”—private all-male parties featuring erotic entertainment. As Galaxy’s fixer, I had to make this problem go away.

I brought along an underworld associate—Gino “Jersey Gino” Rossi, now on the studio payroll—to prevail upon the “filmmakers” to part with their negative gratis and tell us where to find the prints. We did some not-so-gentle arm-twisting, and the negative and prints were ours. Back at the studio, they were burned.

“How can I ever thank you for saving me from public shame?” Mae gushed as the celluloid melted. Keeping a copy of Her Naughty Ways for myself, I had screened the film before our little bonfire, so I knew how naughty she could be. I bent down and whispered in her ear. She was wide-eyed at my suggestion, but, biting her lip, nodded in agreement. That night, and for a brief period after, she bestowed her favors on me.

“We’re even now, right?” she asked as she dressed after our last night.

“Yeah, we’re even.” I hadn’t told her about my copy of Her Naughty Ways, so I could call on her again if I wanted to. But I didn’t, because I had the company of other troubled stars to enjoy.

So Mae and I went our separate ways until Mississippi Belle came along.

#

I leaned against the door of Mae’s dressing room as she paced, listening to her fume about the injustice of the Annabelle Adams role going to Virginia Burke.

“What was Hoffman thinking? Why did you stop me from seeing him?” Mae demanded.

“You needed to cool off,” I replied. “I had to keep you from saying something you’d regret, or doing anything to hurt your standing with the studio.”

“Standing? I’m the studio’s biggest moneymaker, and they don’t give the part to me? The best part in years, and it goes to a talentless unknown. Ginny Burke, of all people! Where’s the respect for what I’ve done?”

Before I turned to go, I stared into the green fire of her angry eyes. “Listen, Mae. Let me talk to Hoffman. Maybe we can sort something out.”

I was stalling; the only thing that would mollify her was getting the Annabelle Adams role.

“Promise me you’ll stay put,” I said. “I’ll be a while, so don’t do anything foolish.”

“Foolish? Moi?” She batted her eyelids in mock innocence. “Okay, Curtis.” Then her voice hardened. “Just make sure that Hoffman understands that nobody plays Annabelle but me. Nobody! And that without me, there’s no Mississippi Belle.”

#

“Ike, we have a problem.”

Hoffman puffed on a cigar, fiddled with a letter opener, put it down, then folded his hands on his desk.

“So? Fix it. That’s what we pay you for.”

I leaned forward in my chair across the desk from him. “Any suggestions? You must have known Mae would be livid over your announcement.”

Hoffman looked down at his hands, but said nothing.

“What were you thinking?” I couldn’t help echoing Mae. “Virginia Burke over Mae Webster?”

“Ginny has very special…talents.” Hoffman looked up at me. “Understand?”

“What I understand is that you’re jeopardizing this production and the studio’s future for a piece of tail.” I paused. “Mae won’t back down on this. She’s money in the bank for us and for our exhibitors. Give her the part.”

Hoffman glared at me. “I won’t have anyone, least of all Mae Webster, hold Galaxy Pictures hostage and dictate what I do.”

I sighed in exasperation. “Don’t you get it? Mae has Dorothy Pearson’s ear, and there’s no telling what harm she could do us.”

Hoffman leaned back in his chair. “I’d be the laughingstock of the industry if I gave in to Mae. Ginny’s going to play Annabelle, and that’s the end of it.”

I stood to go. “So what do you want me to tell Mae?”

“You’ll think of something,” Hoffman answered. “Just make sure you do anything—and I mean anything—to get her out of my hair.”

There was a knock on the door. Chuck, a security guard, stuck his head in. “Mr. Hoffman, Mr. Lynch, you better come quick. Something terrible’s happened. It’s Miss Webster and Miss Burke.”

#

Mae Webster’s dressing room was in a shambles. A couple of chairs and a bench had been knocked over, a lamp was broken, makeup was strewn over the floor.

Lying in the center of it all was Mae, lying facedown. I crouched and turned her over. Her flickering eyelids were the only sign that she was alive. Blood blossomed beneath her breasts, a dark stain spreading on the cream-colored antebellum gown she would have worn in Mississippi Belle.

I stood, and looked over at Ginny, who was leaning against Mae’s dressing table. Mae had gotten her licks in. Ginny’s left cheek bore two deep red scratches, her hair was disheveled, the bodice of her green gown—another Mississippi Belle costume—had been ripped.

Ginny was breathing heavily—and clutching a pair of bloodied scissors. When I held out my hand for the scissors, she surrendered them wordlessly. I pocketed them.

“What happened?” I asked.

Hoffman interjected, “Surely you don’t think Ginny—”

“Shut up!” I snapped, keeping my eyes on Ginny. “Let her tell it.”

“I was in Wardrobe, trying this dress on, and I asked to see the cream-colored gown.” Ginny touched her scratched cheek, looked down at the blood on her fingers, and winced. “They told me Mae had taken it. That wasn’t right!” Her voice grew strident. “That dress was mine! To play Annabelle.”

“You were upset, you ran over here to have it out with her, and then…?”

“She went after me like some kind of…of…crazy woman. Look at what she did to me!I saw the scissors on the dressing table, grabbed them, and…and…” Ginny looked at Hoffman. “You understand, right, honey? I had to. She might have killed me!”

I shoved Ginny toward Hoffman. “Get her out of here, and clean her up! Leave the rest to me.”

Once they’d left, I knelt down to check Mae’s pulse. Faint, but still there. She wouldn’t last long without a doctor.

Mae groaned. Chuck, who’d been waiting in the background, said, “I guess I better fetch Doc Evans, huh?”

“Yeah—no, wait!” I realized here was a solution to the Mae-Ginny problem. “Get Gino over here—pronto. The doc can wait.” I paused. “And Chuck, not a word of this to anyone.”

Chuck nodded and hurried away.

Mae moaned. “C-Curtis?” she whispered. “H-help me. Get a d-doctor.”

“Sorry, Mae, but you and Ginny, all this fuss about Mississippi Belle, it couldn’t go on.” I slipped the scissors out of my jacket packet. “It was you or her, and Hoffman picked her.”

“B-bastards! All of you!” She gasped and struggled to continue. “You’ll…you’ll regret this. You’ll—”

I thrust the scissors into her. The bloodstain spread, and she stopped breathing.

#

Once night fell, Gino and I drove to Mae’s home in Brentwood. I took Mae’s body in her car; Gino followed in mine. We parked a few doors down from the house and waited for all the lights on the street to go out before pulling far into the driveway.

Gino jimmied open the back door, then we carried Mae into the living room. I laid her out on the carpet, while Gino hurried back to my car for a can of gasoline. After we’d soaked the couch, the armchair and the front drapes with fuel, we tossed lit matches at them.

Smoke started to fill the room, and we watched flames lick up the drapes and the furniture. Gino quickly splashed gas around other parts of the house.

As we were about to leave, we heard a voice croak “H-help! Help!” I turned, and there was Mae, struggling to get up.

“Impossible!” I cried. “I would’ve sworn she wasn’t breathing.”

“I’ll finish the job.” Gino reached for the gun in his shoulder holster.

“Wait!” I pulled his arm down. “You put a bullet in her head, and nobody will believe this was an accident.”

Mae started to crawl toward us, but collapsed after a few moments.

“The fire will finish her off,” I said to Gino, who grunted in agreement. “Let’s get out of here.”

Mae screamed and vowed vengeance. “I’m coming for you!” she cried.

Gino and I watched outside, as the house was engulfed in flames,

#

Galaxy Pictures shut down production for a week to mark Mae’s death. Newspapers declared her death “mysterious and tragic,” and the airwaves were rife with tributes, peppered with clichés such as, “We’ll never see her like again.”

And, of course, a few comments were hypocritical and self-serving. The most galling was Virginia Burke declaring to Dorothy Pearson that she’d miss having Mae as her “guiding star” at Galaxy Pictures. Typical Tinseltown blarney.

While I greased a few palms to make sure there was no autopsy, Hoffman took charge of the funeral arrangements. He chose to have Mae laid to rest in Evergreen Cemetery, the oldest burial ground in Los Angeles, but without the cachet of Hollywood Memorial Park or Forest Lawn Memorial Park.

Hundreds of Mae’s fans turned out to see her casket lowered into the ground, but not the thousands Hoffman had hoped for. But what had he expected? Mae had been a star at Galaxy Pictures, not MGM.

With Mae Webster gone, Hoffman and I thought the studio could get back to shooting Mississippi Belle without any further complications.

But the haunting of Mississippi Belle was about to begin.

#

Light bulbs that weren’t turned on exploded. Scaffolding for a set collapsed, sending four stagehands to hospital. A storage building for props caught fire, and many of the items were destroyed before the blaze could be put out. All accidents, but none of them could be explained.

Most unnerving for the cast and crew of Mississippi Belle, however, were the gusts of cold air that blew through the set whenever shooting was about to begin. That had them shivering, both from cold and from fright.

“What do you make of it?” Dorothy Pearson asked me one day. Hoffman had invited her to the set to get her early stamp of approval, so that her readers and listeners would be sure to see Mississippi Belle. But Hoffman had left me to field her questions, figuring I’d come up with a satisfactory explanation for the mishaps.

I gave her an admiring once-over before answering. I pegged Dorothy to be in her mid-50s, but it was hard to tell. A brunette with a trim figure, she’d maintained her good looks. Fascinators and furs were standards in her wardrobe.

“The accidents? Just a bit of bad luck,” I said. “C’mon, Dorothy. That could happen on any set.”

“Some of the crew think otherwise,” she said. “They say all this started after Mae Webster died, and that the movie is cursed.”

“Movie and theater folk are notoriously superstitious,” I countered.

“Don’t be so dismissive,” she said.

A chill continued to hang over the Mississippi Belle set, and Dorothy shivered inside her mink jacket. “How do you explain why it’s so cold around here? Not the rest of the lot, just here.”

“To be honest, I can’t,” I confessed. “Something weird must be going on with the weather.”

“When the temperature in a room suddenly drops, do you know what people say it is?” Dorothy replied. “The presence of a ghost.”

I laughed off her suggestion. “Wrong studio. Don’t you think a ghost would be more at home at Universal, with Frankenstein and Dracula?”

“If I believed in ghosts, I could think of one who’d belong here,” she said. “Mae Webster.”

A shiver ran through me at the mention of Mae’s name.

“Something wrong, Curtis?” Dorothy asked.

“No, just the cold air.” I coughed, then said, “Why would Mae’s ghost—if there was such a thing—be here? People here loved her. Her death was tragic, but—”

“The show must go on,” Dorothy concluded.

“Speaking of which,” I said, escorting her to a set of director’s chairs at the edge of the set, “maybe watching a bit of the shoot will convince you there’s nothing cursed, jinxed, whatever you want to call it, about Mississippi Belle.”

After Hoffman joined us and we’d exchanged pleasantries, Dorothy settled into her chair. “So what are we watching?” she asked.

“The duel scene between Jubal Ferrell, Annabelle’s longtime suitor, and Ambrose Warren, the New Englander she’s fallen for,” Hoffman said.

“They’re using flintlock pistols,” he continued. “They’re replicas, so there’ll be a bit of smoke, right, Curt?”

“Right,” I said. “No live ammo.”

The props manager had created replicas of vintage dueling pistols, but rigged them so no lead balls were loaded. I oversaw him testing them to make sure only white smoke came out of the muzzles of the 10-inch barrels.

The actors playing the duelists—both dressed in white shirts and dark trousers—stood with their backs against each other, holding their pistols with the barrels pointed up. One actor wore a gray vest, the other’s vest was deep blue.

“I know Ted Cooper, of course,” Dorothy said, indicating the sandy-haired man to her left. “Gray vest, so I assume he’s Jubal. Who’s the dark-haired one?”

“That’s Roy Walker,” Hoffman replied. “With those chiseled good looks, we figure he may be the next Clark Gable.”

“Quiet, everyone!” director Viktor Franz cried. “Action!”

Walker and Cooper each counted off 10 paces, turned to face each other and fired. That’s as far as it went, according to the script. But instead of just Cooper’s Jubal crumpling, Walker’s Ambrose was also writhing on the ground. Both men clutched their guts, and blood trickled through their fingers.

“Cut!” the director yelled. “Cut!”

Dorothy gasped and put her hand to her mouth. Hoffman gaped in disbelief.

Screams, calls to find Doc Evans, and pleas for an ambulance were all part of the ensuing pandemonium. I scooped up the pistols and hurried over to the props man. “What happened?”

He was speechless at first, then shook his head and shrugged. “You were right there when I loaded those guns. Where could the live ammo have come from?”

I hurried after Dorothy Pearson and caught up with her at the studio gate. I grabbed her arm, but she yanked it from my grasp.

“Please don’t print anything about this,” I begged. “We’ll make it worth your while to keep this quiet.”

“Are you kidding? I’ve got an exclusive.” She got into her car, revved the engine and stuck her head out the open window. “Don’t dismiss talk of a ghost.” She pointed at something behind me. “What’s that over there?”

I glanced over my shoulder, saw something dark hovering behind me. I turned around, but it was gone.

“You must’ve seen a shadow,” I shouted. “There’s nothing there.”

“I saw something, Curtis” she said, putting her car into gear. “You did, too, but you don’t want to admit it,” she added, and pulled away.

#

I rolled two lead balls, roughly the size of marbles, in my hand.

“This is what they dug out of Cooper and Walker at the hospital?” I asked Doc Evans, who was sitting across from me in my office.

“Yup. Not what they usually pull out of people’s insides.” The studio doctor shifted in his chair. “What are those for, anyway?”

“Ammo for flintlock pistols, for a duel scene in Mississippi Belle,” I answered. “Except they weren’t supposed to be in the guns. How they got there…”

“Well, for phantom ammo, they sure caused enough bleeding,” Doc Evans said. “It’s a good thing your actors are bad shots. Another inch or two, they would have hit something vital. They’re lucky they’re not dead.”

“I’ll hang on to these,” I said, placing the lead balls in my pocket. “How long will our boys be out?”

“I’ll check with the hospital.” Doc Evans stood to leave. “Anything else?”

“Yeah,” I said. “Dorothy Pearson was on set when it happened, and she’s not going to play ball with us to keep things quiet. So you may get some calls from the press or the boys in blue. Just send them my way. I’ll take care of it.”

After Doc Evans left, I put the lead balls in a small safe in the back wall of my office. Then I realized there was something else I needed to lock up.

Returning to my desk to retrieve the scissors used to stab Mae, I stared into an empty drawer. The scissors were gone.

#

Shooting without the two male leads continued over the next week, but mishaps continued to plague Mississippi Belle. Doors opened and shut, seemingly on their own, and that meant a number of retakes. Crew members suffered minor electrocutions. Power went out without explanation partway through scenes. Virginia Burke tripped down a plantation staircase; fortunately, she only sprained an ankle.

All this meant delays, which meant going over budget, which meant losses for the studio, which meant Hoffman might not have a studio if things continued as they were.

So his evening phone call came as no surprise. I assumed he was going crazy with frustration and looking for a sounding board. “Meet me in the projection room,” was all he said. What struck me was his tone of voice. He didn’t sound angry or upset. He sounded…scared.

“What’s up?” I settled into the seat next to him in the projection room, where we screened “dailies”—raw, unedited movie footage. “You’ll see,” he said. Then he called up to the projectionist, “Pete, dim the lights and roll the film.”

The Adams plantation house in Mississippi Belle flashed up on the screen. As the camera moved in, we saw a figure in a black dress and a long black veil standing in front of Annabelle’s home.

The camera stopped, then the figure started advancing. The veil was lifted to reveal a face with charred skin, horrible to look at but recognizable—Mae! The skin started to peel away, revealing the skull, with a death’s-head grin, beneath.

The screen went blank for a few seconds, then Mae’s image returned, looking like the beauty she once had been. She was smiling, but it was a wicked grin. She raised an arm and pointed at the camera…at us.

Then we stared at a title card, like the ones they used for dialogue in silent movies: I’m coming for you!

The lights came up, and the screen went dark.

“Where did this come from?” I demanded.

“Pete swears he doesn’t know who delivered this cannister to the booth,” Hoffman replied. “It was labeled Mississippi Belle, so he assumed I’d arranged for it to be sent over. I called you when I saw the footage.” He paused. “What can we do?”

“More security on the set. Personal guards for you and Ginny. Restricted access to the studio. Short of that, I don’t know.”

“That’s all well and good, but what if we’re dealing with something—” Hoffman dropped his voice “—supernatural?” He paused. “Do you believe her ghost could be behind all this?”

“I didn’t before, but after seeing that film…”

“How do we make her—it—go away?”

“We can’t,” I said. “Think of what you just saw on the screen. Mae won’t stop until she’s had her revenge.”

#

The next day, Chuck dashed into my office, waving a copy of the Los Angeles Times and pointing to the front-page headline: MOBSTER KILLED IN CAR BLAST. “Boss, I thought you should see this. Mr. Gino, I can’t believe it. He always treated me real good.”

I took the newspaper from the security guard. “Chuck, don’t talk about Gino to anyone, especially to cops or reporters. Just send them to me. I’ll deal with them.”

The article said Gino “Jersey Gino” Rossi had been rumored to be on the payroll of the Luca Marino mob, and speculated that he had been killed after a falling-out with his bosses back east.

According to the report, around sunset the day before, residents of the San Bernadino apartment building where Gino lived heard an explosion. Some saw Gino’s car, parked outside the complex, burst into flames. A few claimed to have heard muffled screams and said they saw someone inside the vehicle desperately pounding on the windshield and windows trying to escape.

Not unlike Mae trapped in her Brentwood home. No simple coincidence.

Mae’s words echoed in my mind. I’m coming for you!

But she got to Jersey Gino first.

#

With all the misfortune surrounding Mississippi Belle, the cast and crew were increasingly hesitant to show up on the set. Hoffman pooh-poohed their fears and coaxed them into carrying on. The most hesitant were convinced by his threats to terminate their contracts.

A few days after Gino’s murder, I accompanied Hoffman to Ginny’s dressing room.

“Burning down Annabelle’s mansion…I don’t want any part of that,” Ginny whined. “That sounds dangerous.”

“Nonsense! It’ll be perfectly safe,” Hoffman said.

“Like it was ‘perfectly safe’ for Ted and Roy in the duel scene?” she asked.

Hoffman threw his hands up in exasperation. “Explain it to her, Curtis.”

In the script, Annabelle has decided to marry Ambrose and live in the North. But once war breaks out, she realizes her heart is in the South. She undertakes a perilous journey back to the plantation, arriving to find her home in flames and Union troops marching off in the distance.

I told Ginny the set designer had created a miniature replica of the Adams mansion—a dollhouse version of the plantation homestead. It would be set ablaze and shot in close-up, giving the illusion of the mansion going up in flames.

“That won’t involve you or any other member of the cast,” I told her. “You won’t be hurt in this scene.”

I also described how the crew had created a partial façade of the mansion—its front steps and doors, flanking pillars and part of the porch—to be used in shots in which she appeared. That would also be set on fire, but she would be well-distanced from the flames.

“Satisfied, Ginny? You won’t be near any flames. There’s nothing to worry about.”

She eyed me warily. “Will you be there? I’d feel better about it if you were.”

“You want him there, he’ll be there,” Hoffman announced. “Now, can we please get this scene done? Let’s get to work.”

#

I made a safety check on the façade, while Hoffman, the director and Ginny huddled over copies of the script.

“You’re staring into the fire, your back to the camera, then you slowly turn around,” Viktor Franz said to Ginny. “You face the camera, and a tear runs down your cheek. You’re tired, hungry, bewildered. You don’t know what’s happened to your family. Your childhood home, with so many memories, is going up in smoke.”

The director placed his hands on her shoulders. “But you are strong. You hold your head high as you walk toward the camera, in slow measured steps, sad but defiant. Understand?”

Ginny nodded, then looked warily over her shoulder at the façade that would soon be set ablaze.

“Don’t worry,” Hoffman assured her. “Everything all right there, Curtis?”

“From what I see, everything’s good,” I told them.

The façade had been doused with kerosene, and the cans taken away. Six stagehands with brass extinguishers stood by, out of the camera’s eye, to ensure that the fire would be contained once the scene had been shot. If the blaze got out of control, we’d call the L.A. Fire Department.

“All right.” Franz signaled the stagehands to light the fire. “Now, Ginny, when I call for action, you step 12 paces toward the fire. Then stop, count to 10, and turn around slowly. Face the camera and walk toward it. Remember, don’t rush. Slow and steady.”

“You don’t have to tell me again,” Ginny snapped. She glanced at the flames. “Let’s get this over with.”

“C’mon, baby,” Hoffman urged. “Go get ’em.”

Franz yelled, “And…action!”

Ginny took a few tentative steps, stopped, then continued gingerly toward the fire. “That’s it…just like that…perfect!” Franz said.

As Ginny turned around and took a few steps toward the camera, she suddenly stumbled backward. She fell, screamed, tried to get up, but something seemed to be pushing her to the ground.

I sprang forward to help her, then…bang! I hit something hard that sent me sprawling backward. It felt as if I’d run into a wall, but there was nothing there.

Crying for help, Ginny staggered to her feet, only to stumble again and clutch her abdomen. Blood seeped through the fabric of her gray dress.

A dark mist swirled around us, then hovered in front of Ginny. The black mist then transformed into a woman in a black dress and a dark veil, clutching a pair of scissors. Mae!

Lifting her veil, she turned her charred face toward Hoffman, Franz and me. The skull’s eyes glowed green, and its death’s-head grin widened. The creature lunged at Ginny, pushing her closer to the flames.

The stagehands frantically pumped their extinguishers, but nothing came out of them.

The creature shoved a screaming Ginny into the burning façade. The fake wooden front crashed down on top of her. Within moments, she lay still, flames dancing around her body.

A dark cloud formed over the fire, then dissipated as smoke rose from the blaze. No longer held back by the invisible barrier, I rushed forward. A few feet short of the fire, I threw up my hands to shield myself from the intense heat. I couldn’t save Ginny.

Hoffman stared stonily at the inferno. Ginny was dead, and so was Mississippi Belle. With no one to play Annabelle Adams, there was no movie. What actress would want the part now?

#

I’m coming for you!

Her Naughty Ways flickers on a screen in my office as I sit in the dark, waiting for Mae to arrive. I have no doubt she will; her vengeance won’t be complete if it doesn’t include me.

With a .38 revolver beside me, I watch Mae cavorting in a lake, then drying herself off on the beach. She’s naked. Her back is to the camera as she drops part of her towel to reveal her shapely derrière. She pivots slowly, clutching the towel to her chest, then lets it slide to the ground.

Suddenly Mae disappears, and I see bubbling and a white spot. A burn hole on the film. I turn off the projector, but it continues to throw light up on the screen. In seconds, the lake is back in view, but not Mae.

“Hello, Curtis.”

Where is she? I grab my gun, stand, and fire wildly, first at the screen, then around the office.

“You know that won’t stop me.”

“Show yourself!” I keep pulling the trigger until the revolver is empty. I collapse back into my chair, the gun dangling from my hand.

“Come out!” I yell. “Let me see you!” I drop the gun on the floor.

Mae steps out of the shadows, water glistening on her bare skin. She holds scissors in her right hand.

“W-where did you c-come from?” I stammer.

She points over her shoulder with the scissors. “Back there. The lake.”

I’m transfixed, unable to move, as she advances. Dread envelops me as I think of what happened to Ginny and Gino.

I’m coming for you!

“You knew how it would end, didn’t you, Curtis?” Mae leans into me and thrusts the scissors into my gut—once, twice, three times. She twists the scissors into the wound with her last stab and leaves them there.

It takes all the energy I can muster to pluck the scissors out of the wound, and send them clattering to the floor. I lean back in my chair, exhausted, blood seeping from my gut.

The projector catches fire. Tentacles of flame reach into every corner of my office and will soon wrap themselves around me.

Goodbye, Curtis,” Mae says, and turns toward the screen. “It’s over.”

I watch her naked backside disappear into the flames.

I close my eyes, and everything fades to black.

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE: JULY/AUGUST 2024

Dear Readers, this is the summer of a revived Bony Blithe Mini-Con and much more!

With thanks to Susan Daly and her miniatures

After the gloom of COVID, the Bony Blithe Mini-Con revived this June 15 offering six author panels, books sold and signed by terrific authors, some free books and yummy eats. Best of all, there was a wonderful spirit of camaraderie.

Thank you, Mme Cheryl Freedman, sister Elaine Freedman, Susan Daly for your miniatures and wisdom on the Short Story panel, and all the panelists and attendees who made this a memorable event.

CONGRATULATIONS AND PUBLICATIONS

Mme Sylvia Warsh’s new novel, The Orphan, just received a wonderful review in Kings River Life Magazine.The Orphan, in Kings River Life Magazine, starting with the line:

The Orphan, by Sylvia Maultash Warsh, is an immersive historical mystery, unlike anything I have read before.”

You can read it here:

The Orphan By Sylvia Maultash Warsh: Review/Giveaway | Kings River Life Magazine

Mme Melissa Yi’s romance novel, Dancing through the Chaos, is now available for a limited time on Kindle Reads.  Dancing Through the Chaos eBook : Yi, Melissa, Yuan-Innes, Melissa, Yin, Melissa: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

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Kate Zhao, the corporate lawyer, faces down her best friend and first lover who dumped her when they were both 17. Now that he’s all grown up, he wants to make it up to her.
Hailey St. Laurent falls in love with her baby girl and belly dancing, only to pull away from her husband.
Gavriella Schumacher, the sassy Jewish engineer, picks up a guy who turns down the fornication but sends her clues through songs. Is he crazy, or a kindred spirit?
Friendship. Love. And a whole lot of chaos.

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE

Mme Rosemary McCracken will have a book table where she’ll sell and sign her books at Bookapalooza in Minden, Ontario, on Saturday, July 13, from noon to 5 p.m. In the Minden Community Centre, 55 Parkside Street. Admission to Bookapalooza is free.

Drop by if you’re in the lovely Haliburton Highlands!

Madona Skaff

Mme Madona Skaff will attend the multi-genre conference, When Words Collide, held at the Delta Calgary South Hotel, 135 Southland Drive SE, Calgary, from August 16 to 18.

Madona is on two panels, both on Saturday, August 17. “Mastering the Macabre: Techniques in Crime, Mystery and Thriller Writing” and “We are the Heroes not the Sidekicks: Building Worlds and Stories in SFF that centre disabled protagonists.”

Here’s the link: When Words Collide 2024 – Alexandra Writers’ Centre

Caro Soles

Mme  Caro Soles will host an exhibitor’s table with fellow gothic/horror author, Nancy Kilpatrick, at Fan Expo, Toronto Metro Convention Centre, from August 22 to 25.  Mme M. H. Callway will be attending as a fan!

https://fanexpohq.com/fanexpocanada/

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Our new anthology, The 13th Letter, is on schedule and will feature stories by 23 leading crime fiction authors. And it’s official: our real-world launch will be on Saturday, November 2 at 2 p.m. at Sleuth of Baker Street Bookstore, 907 Millwood Rd., Toronto.

JULY AND AUGUST SHORT STORIES

Our July story is by M. Ed Piwowarczyk. Ed’s supernatural thriller, “The Haunting of Mississippi Belle”, was first published in the Mesdames and Messieurs’ fifth anthology, In the Spirit of 13 (Carrick Publishing).

In the Key of 13

Our August story is by Mme Rosalind Place. “Bad Vibrations”, her tale of a community orchestra gone very wrong, was published in the Mesdames and Messieurs’ musical anthology, In the Key of 13 (Carrick Publishing).

BONY BLITHE MINI-CON 2024

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JUNE STORY: Night Vision by Mary Patterson

Mary Patterson

Mary Patterson worked as a potter and garden columnist for community newspapers. After retirement, she planted several community garden projects with her husband before turning to a life of crime…writing.

Despite being a life-long dog fan and never having owned a cat, she created Malachi, a wonderful cat detective for her first-ever crime story, “Night Vision”. She submitted it to the Mesdames’ 2017 contest for emerging crime fiction writers for our 13 Claws anthology. And she won!

In this cozy and funny mystery, Malachi, proves he is far smarter and far more observant than his human PI owner.

NIGHT VISION

Malachi rolled himself over into the patch of sunlight by the front window. He was feeling rather hungry, and there had been no sign of the keeper of the can opener arriving home. This was a misfortune, he felt, as his tummy rumbled gently with emptiness. Then he heard the familiar slam of the door of the old blue car, and he knew that help was on the way.

Purring, he made the usual feline obeisance by rubbing himself against the trouser cuffs, receiving an affectionate stroke down his back. “Hungry old guy?”

Of course he was hungry! Didn’t this man know that cats should be served meals on a regular basis? He realized he’d have to give basic obedience lessons to this new owner. It was such a shame that his old owner had disappeared so suddenly, just when he’d had her well disciplined! That was the trouble with these tall creatures, who inhabited the cat world. No consideration!

So here Malachi was, starting basic training once more. This one, however, might be more of a problem, as he seemed to disappear and reappear at odd times. Yesterday, for example, he’d hung around all day and then suddenly went out when it was very dark, and hadn’t reappeared until nearly noon.

The whir of the can opener brought Malachi to the kitchen, and he wove his way around the trousers until he heard the welcome plop of food hitting his bowl. Sniffing, Malachi hoped for the delicious scent of chicken, not that smelly fishy stuff that sometimes was placed in front of him. That was another job he would have to work on: no fish, and not too much liver, it really gave him heartburn. But today was one of the good ones, and he wrapped himself around his bowl of Kitty Delight Chicken, fervently lapping it up in tiny bites until the bowl was glisteningly empty.

“You must have been hungry” came the ridiculous remark from over his head, and he went into the prescribed routine of purring and rubbing once again.

No, not hungry, half-starved, he thought and padded over to the litter box, where he turned his back pointedly, and then was delighted to see that this early lesson on how to request fresh bathroom products had finally sunk in. The soiled product had been rapidly removed from near his fastidious nose and replaced with a clean refill. Perhaps this new one wouldn’t be too hard to train after all, he thought, if only he would start keeping more regular hours.

The jangling ring of the telephone interrupted his thoughts, and he was aware the tall one was speaking rapidly to someone, firing off questions and talking to himself as he wrote down what must have been instructions.

“Okay,” he was saying, “You’re leaving this evening? Ten thirty? Yep. I’ll be there. Let’s see if we can catch the two of them together this time. Last evening was a total washout. Just your wife and a couple of girlfriends at another woman’s house, I found. A “girls night out” I guess. They had pizza delivered and they brought in beer and never left the house until 10 this morning. Maybe we’ll have better luck tonight. How long are you gone for? And she knows that? Great. I’ll try to get a few pictures if I can. Do you know what this guy drives? Yeah, yeah, I got that. A red convertible? You’re sure? Yeah. That’ll make the job easier. I hope to have some evidence for you when you get back. Luckily it’s supposed to be warmer tonight. Makes watching from a car much more comfortable. Okay. Wish me luck!”

“Got to get some sleep,” he told Malachi after he’d hung up the phone. “I’m back on duty again tonight. Want to come with me? I could sure use some company out there.”

Malachi purred his assent, though he was fairly sure his message wasn’t understood. “Sure I’ll come along, if you’ll guarantee some refreshments,” he meowed.

And that evening, as the coat was being donned once again, Malachi planted himself firmly at the front door, ready for an evenings outing. That was one of the drawbacks of this new owner. He was never let out for the night, his favorite time to be out on his own.

“Hey! That’s right! You can be my partner tonight. Two sets of eyes are better than one, they say, and for a private eye, that goes double! I’ll just bring along your harness if you need an outing. A litter box in a car isn’t my idea of fresh air.” And the legs hurried back down the hall to the kitchen.

And don’t forget the refreshments, thought Malachi, who was relieved to see a box of cat snack treats arrive along with the leash. He allowed the pink collar to be fastened around his neck. (What had the man been thinking! Pink?) And then he obediently strolled out to the old car and leapt gracefully in, amongst the accumulated debris that seemed to fill much of the space , redolent of old cups of coffee, half drunk and then forgotten, and paper bags with the grease stains of quickly eaten hamburgers. And this guy was bothered by his litter box odors? Malachi sniffed disdainfully and then investigated one of the bags where a few forgotten French fries still lurked.

He curled up on an old car rug as the car started up, and the man’s voice rumbled on, telling him (or was he talking to himself? Malachi wondered) about their duties for the evening. “She’s been running around with this young guy from the local car dealership. Her husband wants a divorce real quick, before she knows that he’s onto her, so she won’t be prepared with some clever lawyer demanding a lot of alimony. Besides, it doesn’t look good for a bank manager to be involved in a sordid divorce.”

Malachi wasn’t sure of the word divorce. His first owner, this guy’s old aunt, hadn’t “run around” with anybody. She just went to work. Malachi thought she was teacher or something. She always smelled of chalk and carried many papers with her, and — and this was a big “and” — she never stayed out all night like this one did! But this man had come quickly when they took her away in a noisy white truck he had heard someone call an ambulance, and she hadn’t returned. He’d taken Malachi home with him, along with his belongings, a bowl, a cushion and a blanket, and leash, but not a collar, as Malachi had hidden it out in the back garden one day. (He was sorry he’d done that when he saw the new substitute pink thing he was supposed to go out in! Talk about embarrassing!)

The evening started off quietly, as they drove for a half hour into a much busier area of town. His owner parked the car away from a streetlamp, which pleased Malachi, as bright lights always spoiled his great night vision.

Are we getting out here? Malachi wondered, sitting up at attention, but soon realized they weren’t, as his driver settled down, head turned toward the window. He seemed to be watching the front driveway of a wide stone house. In the driveway was parked an extremely shiny silver car, large and luxurious looking. While Malachi watched, the front door opened, and a rotund man, with silvery grey hair emerged, carrying a small suitcase. He glanced around, and spotting their old blue car, waved briefly at his owner who returned the gesture. A red-haired woman appeared, framed for a minute in the doorway, kissed the man perfunctorily, before disappearing back inside.

The man opened the car door and swung the suitcase into the back seat, then drove off. The street returned to silence for some minutes, and Malachi and his owner settled themselves more comfortably, until a low red convertible swung into the driveway with its radio blaring loud music.

The car driver emerged, a tall, dark-haired young man who gave a furtive glance around before loping up to the door of the house and knocking. When it swung open, the red-haired woman made another brief appearance, and then the two of them disappeared within. After a short while, the lights downstairs were turned off, and the upstairs windows lit up. They only stayed on for a few minutes.

Malachi saw that his owner was busying himself adjusting a camera, obviously displeased, as he muttered aloud something about poor lighting, and then he sank back down in his seat and eventually started snoring gently. Malachi settled himself into the old blanket more comfortably and also started to take a brief nap.

He was jolted awake some time later by the sound as the large silver car reappeared down the street and screeched to a stop in front of the stone house. The driver threw the door open and hurried to the door, where he started a noisy pounding. Malachi, thinking this might be important to their job, jumped into the front seat on sharp claws, which he used to good advantage to wake up his sleeping partner, just in time to see the door flung open and the young man emerge, pulling a shirt on as he sprinted back to the red car, and vaulted into the driver’s seat. A moment later the motor sprang back to life with a loud roar.

The older man moved quickly to station himself in the way of the red car’s hasty departure. The car driver spun the wheel rapidly to swerve around him, then started up the street, with the older man running after it for a moment. He pulled something from his pocket as he ran, obviously a gun, that caused a loud bang and a flash. He shot at the car three times. The red car abruptly jumped the curb, and slammed into a lamp pole, and all fell silent again. Up and down the street, lights came on in houses, and people emerged in little clusters, wearing assorted dressing gowns and pyjamas.

Malachi’s partner, now wide awake, jumped out of their car and ran to the red convertible, looking inside at the figure slumped down over the wheel. Then he shouted at the older man, “Put the gun down! He’s dead! You’ve killed him!”

The older man in return was shouting, “You saw me.! He tried to run me down and kill me! You’re my witness!”

“No, you deliberately got in the way. He was avoiding you!”

“No, no!” the older man cried. “He tried to kill me! It was self-defence. You saw it! You’re a witness!”

“No, no, no! It was murder!” shouted Malachi’s owner in return. “Give me the gun.” And he strode over and attempted to wrest it out of the man’s hand.

A wailing sound reached Malachi’s ears, as a white police car swung into the street, stopped briefly at the crashed convertible, before drawing up beside the two figures who were struggling, the small man still demanding that he be let go, that he hadn’t done anything. He kept shouting that the car driver had tried to kill him by driving at him. The two officers who had erupted from the squad car pulled the two men apart.

Malachi’s owner was still repeating “No! You got in his way deliberately! He didn’t try to run you down at all…”

Malachi kept shouting at him too, “He’s right, he’s right! You did it!“ But nobody seemed to hear his voice.

“Listen to me! Listen! Why can nobody hear me? That’s another thing I’ll have to work on,” complained the cat before jumping back into the car to find the bag of cat treats that had been spilled in all the excitement.

His owner eventually resumed his seat and turned to Malachi. “Thanks, old man. If you hadn’t waken me up in time, I might have believed that sleazebag’s story. Imagine him trying to set me up like that as his alibi. I owe you one! Say, how’d you like to come on most of my jobs, like a partner, eh? With your night vision, we’d make a great team. Let’s see. We could run the business as Four Eyes Investigations. How’s that sound you to, buddy?”

Oh, night work! Malachi thought. He’d like that and purred his acceptance. But, he thought, I’d better work on those communication skills if I don’t want to just be the silent partner in this business.

THE END

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BREAKING NEWS: Panels Finalized for Bony Blithe 2024 Mini-Con and Mesdames in Five of Six Panels

Caro Soles, Moderator
Jane Burfield
Marilyn Kay
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken
Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway. Moderator
Cheryl Freedland, Moderator
Melodie Campbell
Caro Soles
Sylvia Maultash Warsh, Moderator
Marilyn Kay, Moderator
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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE: JUNE 2024

Wow! June is busting out and we are busting to share, dear readers! First off we’ve got a date for our next anthology’s launch. A glowing review of The Orphan, two interviews, two conferences and a Ride to Conquer Cancer. And let’s not forget another terrific short story this month.

OUR BOOK LAUNCH IS OFFICIAL!

The launch date of The 13th Letter will be Saturday, November 2nd at Sleuth of Baker Street, 907 Millwood Rd, Toronto!

CONGRATULATIONS

Mme Sylvia Warsh received a glowing review in Thrillfest, the newsletter of International Thriller Writers for her latest book The Orphan.

Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Mmes Madeleine Harris-Callway and Melissa Yi were both interviewed by Erik D’Souza of Crime Writers of Canada.

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway

You can listen to Madeleine’s interview here:

Podcast: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/15110559

Facebook: https://fb.watch/scK7zRJjvZ/

YouTube: https://youtu.be/BEy7KsqnnVw

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

Melissa’s interview is available here:

Podcast: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2232876/15134632

Facebook: https://fb.watch/shK-f8U4c-/

YouTube: https://youtu.be/AiRz_NdMLIg

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE: CONFERENCES

Bloody Words Mini-Con and Bony Blithe Award

The Bony Blithe Mini-Con, managed by Mme Cheryl Freedman, takes place on Saturday, June 15 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. at High Park Club, 100 Indian Road, Toronto.

Mmes Jane Burfield, M. H. Callway, Melodie Campbell, Marilyn Kay, Rosemary McCracken, Caro Soles and Sylvia Warsh will be on panels and/or attending.

Jane Peterson Burfield
Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Melodie Campbell
Marilyn Kay
Marilyn Kay
Rosemary McCracken
Rosemary McCracken
Caro Soles
Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BONY BLITHE 2024 MINI-CON

There’ll be panels and other programming along with opportunities to schmooze with friends and authors, new and old. As a special treat, there is a display of Susan Daly’s mystery-themed miniatures. You can chow down on breakfast treats, lunch, and afternoon nibblies. And bring your biggest book bag because there will be lots of free books for you to take plus authors will be selling and signing their current books.

AUTHORS: They’re running out of table space for author book sales as well as space on panels, so if you want to sell your books and/or be on a panel (no guarantees, unfortunately, for either), please register ASAP.

COST: The mini-con cost is $85 this year, but if you prepaid in 2019 or 2020 for the 2020 non-con and left your money with them, you’re fully paid up for this year.

HOW TO REGISTER:

1. First, click on the link to the fillable PDF at http://www.bonyblithe.ca. Fill it in on the BB site, then print it and save it to your desktop, then attach it to an email to info@bonyblithe.ca.

2. Payment options:

a. Paypal/credit card, click on the Paypal link at http://www.bonyblithe.ca. Please add $3 for the Paypal fee for a total of $88.

b. For payment by Interac e-transfer, send the transfer to info@bonyblithe.ca. You don’t need to provide a password.

c. If you paid in 2019 or 2020, please register again (just to make it easier for us to keep track of attendees) and click on the Payment button “Paid in 2019/2020”.

For more info, email them at info@bonyblithe.ca. See you at the con.

MOTIVE Crime and Mystery Festival

MOTIVE, the crime and mystery conference run by Toronto International Festival of Authors takes place June 7 to 9th at Toronto’s Harbourfront, 225 Queen’s Quay West. Several of our Crime Writers of Canada authors will be on hand at West Bays from 10:30 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Saturday, June 8th: M. Blair Keetch, Mme Lorna Poplak

Sunday, June 9th: Mmes Rosemary McCracken and Sylvia Warsh. Mme Lynne Murphy will be there from 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM.

 Mme Sylvia Warsh will be reading from her new book, The Orphan, Sunday, June 9th at 3 p.m.

MOTIVE
Blair Keetch
Blair Keetch
Lorna Poplak
Lorna Poplak
Rosemary McCracken
Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Lynne Murphy
Lynne Murphy

OTHER NEWS

Mme M. H. Callway will be completing her 17th Ride to Conquer Cancer on June 8th and 9th.

https://ride2conquer.ca/

THIS MONTH’S STORY

Our story for June is “Night Vision” by Mme Mary Patterson where a feline hero proves he is more adept at solving mysteries than his PI human partner. “Night Vision” first appeared in our third anthology, 13 Claws. It was the winner of our contest for emerging crime short story writers.

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MAY STORY: Gracie, The Invisible Dog by Lynne Murphy

Lynne Murphy

Mme Lynne Murphy has always been a leader. She worked as a journalist for the Ottawa Journal and then became the first woman editor for CBC Radio News. This was in the 1960s when women had few career choices other than being a nurse, teacher or secretary.

In 1992, Lynne helped found the Toronto Chapter of Sisters in Crime which continues to thrive today. She has been a fan of crime fiction since childhood after reading “The Secret in the Old Well” by Carolyn Keene. Her first short story was part of the SinC anthology, The Whole She-Bang and she has since had many more published.

Her stories featuring the eccentric elderly characters of the Golden Elders condominium are especially popular with readers. In 2022, she brought out a collection of her fiction, Potluck and Other Stories. (Carrick Publishing, 2022)

GRACIE, THE INVISIBLE DOG

by

LYNNE MURPHY

When Paula Sinclair’s doctor told her she was losing her eyesight, after the initial shock, her first thought was, “Maybe now Boyd will let me get a dog.”

Her diagnosis hadn’t come as a surprise. For some time, people had seemed to appear out of nowhere into her line of sight, popping up beside her desk at work, or unexpectedly crossing her path on the subway platform.

“Loss of peripheral vision,” Dr. Greenberg said. “One of the effects of retinitis pigmentosa.

The doctor went on to explain that there was no treatment for RP. The vision loss would continue, and then, perhaps many years from now, she might go completely blind.

“No family history of the condition?” the doctor asked. “If it’s hereditary, it usually shows up earlier. You’re what, 49?”

“Fifty,” Paula said. “Both my parents are gone, so I can’t ask them. But I never heard anyone in my family mention this.”

“You may have a mutant gene. We can send you for testing, in case there’s new research that can help. In the meantime, there are agencies in Toronto, the CNIB for example, that have visual aids. It’s best to be prepared.”

That was when Paula thought about getting a dog.

She had grown up with dogs, but her husband, Boyd, had never liked them. He thought they were dirty nuisances. “Always having to be walked and have their messes cleaned up.”

Paula wondered if he’d had a bad experience with a dog as a child, but there was nothing he could remember. He just didn’t like “those beasts.”

So, during their almost 30 years of marriage, Paula had contented herself with pet cats, one after the other. She was in mourning right now for Sukey, a bad-tempered Siamese, who had allowed them to live in her house for the past 16 years. But a cat wasn’t a dog.

When she told Boyd about the diagnosis, he began making plans. Boyd loved making plans. And lists. She found them everywhere in the house. On the fridge door, on his bedside table, beside the phone.

“Braille lessons,” he said, writing it down. “Talking books. Get rid of clutter you might trip over. Call Salvation Army pickup. What else can we do right away?”

“I was thinking about a helper dog,” Paula said diffidently. “Of course, I may not need one for a long time yet.”

“Oh, you might never need one,” Boyd said. “I’ll be retiring from the bank in seven years. If things progress slowly, like Greenberg said, then I’ll be at home with you, and I can be your eyes.”

Paula wondered why she wasn’t more grateful for this suggestion.

Paula called her daughter, Sophie, in Montreal, to give her the bad news. She tried to make light of the diagnosis, stressing what the doctor had said about “many years.”

But Sophie understood how devastating the prospects were, and they both cried a little. She also understood about the longing for a dog. She had adopted a stray, Callie, from a shelter as soon as she’d left home and had her own place.

“Good luck talking Dad into coming around,” Sophie said. “He’s more likely to let you get a helper horse.” She promised to come home soon for a visit, but without Callie.

Paula’s best friend was also sympathetic. Joyce, a librarian, enjoyed doing research, so she started looking into guide dogs right away.

“What kind of dog would you get if you had your choice?” she asked Paula one Saturday morning as they drank coffee in Joyce’s kitchen.

They usually met for coffee at Joyce’s when Boyd was home, and Boyd was nearly always home on Saturdays. In summer, he worked in the garden, and in winter, he worked on the house. Joyce’s yappy little terrier, Fergus, was not welcome at the Sinclairs’, and Joyce hated to be parted from her dog on her day off.

“A golden dog. A retriever or a Lab. Female. And you know what? I’ve always wanted to call a dog Gracie, after Grace Kelly.” When Paula was younger, someone had told her that she looked like Grace Kelly, and she’d had a soft spot for the actress ever since.

“You and your old movies.” Joyce looked up from her iPad. “Yes, it says here short-haired dogs are the best because they’re easier to groom. And they need to be a good size, but not too big to control. I can see Gracie now, Paula, trotting proudly along, showing you the way.”

“So can I,” Paula said wistfully.

Paula had always talked aloud to Sukey when she was alone in the house with her, saying things like, “Time I started dinner, Sukey.” She began picturing a dog sitting on the floor at her feet, watching her every move. One day, she found herself talking to Gracie as she had to Sukey. She shook her head. Better not let Boyd hear her. He’d think she was losing it.

As Dr. Greenberg had predicted, Paula’s vision continued to deteriorate, though slowly. Over the next few years, Gracie became more and more real to her. When she and Joyce were together, they indulged themselves, creating a dog with personality and quirks.

Gracie had a past. Some of her former owners had met unfortunate ends, such as walking in front of a bus or backing into a buzz saw. Gracie never explained what they were doing in that sawmill.

“She loves hospitals,” Paula reported to Joyce. “I took her with me when I went for my mammogram this week, and she followed the woman ahead of me in for her test. Well, you should have seen the look of horror on Gracie’s face when they came out of that room.”

“I bet she tried to stop you going in,” Joyce said, entering into the fantasy.

“She did. It was all I could do to get away from her and have my mammogram.”

They both laughed. That day, when Paula was leaving after her latest visit and had said, “Come on, Gracie,” Joyce had looked down to make sure she didn’t catch Gracie’s tail in the door. “I’m getting just as silly as you are, Paula,” she said.

Sophie was another big fan of her mother’s invisible companion, but she had been warned not to talk about her. Especially after Callie sent her love to Gracie in an email to Sophie’s parents, and Paula had to explain that to Boyd. He was not amused. Boyd had no time for whimsy.

“Imaginary animals—that’s bordering on second childhood, Paula.”

“Gracie isn’t imaginary. She’s invisible.” Even as she said this, Paula knew it was a mistake.

Boyd was enraged. “You and Sophie are being foolish,” he shouted. “There is no such thing as being invisible.”

He stalked off, but later that day, over dinner, he tried to offer a compromise. “How about we get another cat?”

Paula thought she heard a growl from under her chair. “I don’t know if I want the work of another cat,” she said quickly.

That was the day Boyd started Paula nagging to take early retirement. It made her nervous. She had worked as a paralegal at the same small law firm ever since Sophie had started kindergarten. Her employers were proud of the “family” atmosphere in the office. They provided the aids she needed to work, such as magnifying screens for her computer.

“Take early retirement or disability,” Boyd said. “Maybe I could take early retirement, too. That way, I would be here to drive you whenever you go out. You aren’t really safe on transit.”

Paula couldn’t repress a shiver. She didn’t want to be driven anywhere until it was absolutely necessary. And then, she heard a growly voice, down near her knees, say, “Mr. Bossy Pants.”

Before she had time to think, she said, “Gracie!” She looked up at Boyd, who was staring at her.

“You aren’t talking to that imaginary dog again, are you?” His shock was evident in his tone of voice. “Paula, this is beyond a joke. You need to see a specialist.”

“I don’t want to retire, Boyd,” she said, trying to ignore the slip she had made. “I enjoy getting out and being with people every day. And I’m fine on the subway now that I have my identity cane. People make way for me.”

She hoped this would divert his attention from Gracie and start a discussion of her cane. Boyd didn’t like her using it when they were out together. He claimed people stared at them. Paula took it with her anyway, in case they became separated in a crowd and she had to manage on her own.

But Boyd was not being sidetracked.

“A therapist. You need a therapist.” He took out his notepad and began to write. “I’ll phone Greenberg and see if he can suggest someone. Or maybe I should go with you to your next appointment. Yes, that would be better. We can get these things ironed out.”

“I don’t want to retire early,” she told Joyce the Saturday after this argument. She was almost tearful. “Boyd is just concerned for me, I know that, but my work is important to me. And to be stuck at home all day with him hovering over me, organizing my time…” She shuddered. “Today, he’s putting Braille labels on all the cannisters and the cupboard doors. I haven’t even learned Braille yet. But he has.”

“He needs another interest in life,” Joyce said. “I guess he can’t work in the garden today, with the rain.”

“He was desperate for something to do. So he got out the label maker this morning, and he’s having the best time. Kept showing me each cannister as he labeled it. I guess I should be grateful that he cares about me so much.”

There was a derisive snort from near the floor. Joyce didn’t react, but Fergus pricked up his ears and gave a little yip.

“And he’s insisting on seeing Dr. Greenberg with me next week. To ask about therapy. Joyce, I don’t need therapy. I’m dealing with this the best I can. On my own.”

“And you have Gracie,” Joyce said.

Boyd took the day off from his job at the bank to accompany Paula to her appointment with Dr. Greenberg. He was not happy with how the visit went. The doctor told him Paula was coping very well with her disability, and he wasn’t worried about her state of mind.

“Your wife is an independent woman,” he said. “I admire her spirit.”

On their way home, on the subway platform, Boyd was fuming.

“I don’t care for that man,” he said. “I think you should change doctors. He hasn’t helped you at all. Your eyes keep getting worse. And he doesn’t seem to recognize your mental problems. It’s not normal. An imaginary dog, for God’s sake. You have to get rid of this obsession, Paula.”

There was a snarl from near Paula’s knees. Then everything happened at once.

The train rushed into the station, and Boyd stepped forward. Suddenly, he glanced behind him, a startled look on his face. His knees buckled, and he fell forward onto the tracks in front of the oncoming train.

Brakes screeched, and people nearby began screaming. And Paula thought she heard a voice she knew saying, “Effing control freak.”

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After Paula had been checked at the hospital for shock, Joyce came to take her home. Sophie had been notified, and was on her way to Toronto. The two women sat in Paula’s kitchen, drinking tea with lots of sugar in it. Fergus had come with Joyce, but he seemed nervous, and just wanted to sit in her lap instead of exploring the house.

“The police told me that a man on the platform across from us thought he saw a gold-colored animal standing behind Boyd just before he fell,” Paula said. “Of course, that’s ridiculous.”

From under her chair came a steady panting. Gracie was laughing.


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Bony Blithe Mini-Con Just a Month Away

The 2024 Bony Blithe Mini-Con will be held on Saturday, June 15, at the High Park Club (100 Indian Road, Toronto), the home of our last 3 mini-cons, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. This year, we’ll be on the second floor (blessedly air-conditioned) of the club, but we’ll have runners to hit the downstairs bar for you.

As always, we’ll have panels and other programming, along with lots of free books for you to take, so bring your biggest book bag. There’ll be breakfast treats, lunch, and afternoon nibblies.

AUTHORS IMPORTANT NEWS: Panelists Wanted!!! 
If you are a published author and want to be on a panel, please tell us in an email to 
info@bonyblithe.ca what your books or stories are about and what you’d be comfortable discussing. 
NOTE:
We have time for only four panels, so the earlier you register, the earlier we can consider you as a panelist.

Book Sales. Unfortunately, we don’t have a book dealer for the mini-con this year. However, we will have tables set up so authors can sell and sign their books. If you want a spot, please email us at info@bonyblithe.ca so we can (1) make sure you have a place, and (2) let attendees know your books will be available.

To register: Download the BB Mini-Con Registration Form from the bonyblithe.ca website, save it, fill it out and send it to info@bonyblithe.ca.

The cost is $85 and you can pay by Paypal/Visa/MC (please add $3) or Interac e-transfer (send the e-transfer to info@bonyblithe.ca).

For more info, contact us at info@bonyblithe.ca.

Come Learn, Meet Authors and Join the Fun

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MESDAMES ON THE MOVE: MAY 2024

Wow! What a spring we’re having, dear readers! A new anthology for the fall, two members shortlisted for the 2024 Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence, two book launches, interviews, a play and a friendly writing workshop and a grand party for this year’s CWC Grand Master Award to the wonderful and beloved Maureen Jennings!

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Announcing the cover for the Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem 6th anthology, The 13th Letter (Carrick Publishing).

With huge thanks to our cover artist, Sara Carrick. The 13th Letter will be released in September / October 2024. Launch date is scheduled for Saturday, November 2nd.

The 13th Letter, Mesdames and Messieurs of Mayhem, The 6th Anthology

CONGRATULATIONS

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi

Congratulations to Mme M. H. Callway for her short story Wisteria Cottage in Malice Domestic: Mystery Most Traditional (Wildside Press), a finalist in the Best Crime Short Story category of the 2024 Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence.

Congratulations to Mme Melissa Yi for her novel Shapes of Wrath (Wintree Press), shortlisted in the Howard Engel Award for Best Crime Novel Set in Canada category of the 2024 Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence.

Winners will be announced on Wednesday, May 29, 2024.

PUBLICATIONS

Mme Sylvia Warsh will launch her new book, The Orphan, a historical mystery novel, at Sleuth of Baker Street bookstore, 907 Millwood Road, Toronto, Sunday, May 5 at 2 p.m.. Orphan is now available for pre-order at Sleuth’s and on Amazon:

The Orphan eBook: Warsh, Sylvia M.: Amazon.ca: Books

It will be published on May 15th.

There will be cake!

Sylvia Maultash Warsh
Sylvia Maultash Warsh

Carrick Publishing is proud to present Auntie Beers, by Mme Catherine Astolfo!

Please join us on Zoom on Saturday, May 25, at 2:00 pm ET. Contact Carrick Publishing for the Zoom meeting link and passcode.

https://www.carrickpublishing.com

MESDAMES ON THE MOVE

Melodie Campbell

Bestselling author Iona Whishaw discusses her latest book, Lightning Strikes the Silence, with Mme Melodie Campbell. Melodie Campbell In Conversation with Iona Whishaw is at the Burlington Public Library, 2331 New St., Burlington on Monday, May 6th, 7:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.

Central branch  3rd Floor

Sylvia Warsh

Mme Sylvia Warsh will start teaching the Spring session of Creative Writing at the Bernard Betel Centre, 1003 Steeles Ave. West, Toronto, on Tuesday, May 7, 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. It’s a friendly workshop group for those interested in keeping their brains active by learning the craft of writing. For information call (416) 225-2112betelcentre.org

Mme Melodie Campbell is featured in Queen’s University’s Smith Magazine, as the 2024 Spring Issue’s prominent alumni. “Mystery Queen”, a one-page interview, features her crime publishing career which is a departure from her business degree (…or is it?)  Full page at http://www.melodiecampbell.com

Mme Cheryl Freedman is a dialogue coach for Alas Poor Romeo, playing at the Village Playhouse, 2190 E. Bloor St. W., Toronto from June 6 – 9. Tickets are available at:

https://alaspoorromeo.brownpapertickets.com

CWC GRAND MASTER AWARD PRESENTATION

Mmes M. H. Callway, Rosemary McCracken, Lynne Murphy, Jane Burfield and Sylvia Warsh attended the presentation of CWC’s Grand Master Award to the wonderful author, Maureen Jennings, at Sleuth of Baker Street bookstore, on Saturday, April 27. Big thanks to Mme Marian Misters and JD for hosting.

CREDITS

Iden Ford: JD, Maureen Jennings and Marian Misters; Maureen Jennings and Cake; Maureen Jennings and Hyacinthe Miller, Chair of Crime Writers of Canada; Maureen Jennings and Madeleine (M. H. Callway)

Sylvia Warsh: Maureen Jennings and flowers; Maureen Jennings with Sylvia Warsh and Lynne Murphy

Not in the photos: Rosemary McCracken and Jane Burfield.

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BREAKING NEWS: Two Mesdames Shortlisted for CWC Awards of Excellence

Congratulations to Melissa Yi for her novel Shapes of Wrath (Wintree Press), shortlisted in the Howard Engel Award for Best Crime Novel Set in Canada category of the 2024 Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence.

Melissa Yi
Melissa Yi" Shapes of Wrath
Shapes of Wrath

Congratulations to M. H. Callway for her short story “Wisteria Cottage” in Malice Domestic: Mystery Most Traditional (Wildside Press), a finalist in the Best Crime Short Story category of the 2024 Crime Writers of Canada Awards of Excellence.

Madeleine Harris Callway
Madeleine Harris-Callway
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